r/TheUnicornHorn • • 6h ago

I wish spiders had wings.

7 Upvotes

title


r/TheUnicornHorn • • 4h ago

I wish someone would tie my legs into a knot

4 Upvotes

r/TheUnicornHorn • • 9h ago

I wish to accidentally trip in front of multiple people and be embarrassed.

7 Upvotes

r/TheUnicornHorn • • 7h ago

I wish for pennies to make a comeback

4 Upvotes

r/TheUnicornHorn • • 7h ago

I wish to be stepped on by a giant

4 Upvotes

r/TheUnicornHorn • • 9h ago

I wish when people die in their dreams they die in real life.

5 Upvotes

r/TheUnicornHorn • • 13h ago

I wish for every billionaire and other horrible people who have done irreversible damage to the planet and its people to become immortal and never lose their wealth

12 Upvotes

forgive me if the title is spelled odd I think my brain is farting rn


r/TheUnicornHorn • • 15h ago

I wish Liberty Biberty was real

9 Upvotes

r/TheUnicornHorn • • 4h ago

I wish for all unsealed containers to become infested with roaches.

1 Upvotes

I hate roaches.


r/TheUnicornHorn • • 17h ago

I wish zombies existed in real life

9 Upvotes

r/TheUnicornHorn • • 18h ago

I wish all of humanity turned into vampires. No immunity to sunlight and cheat codes like drinking animal blood.

12 Upvotes

Also all of our labs get smashed up just because


r/TheUnicornHorn • • 18h ago

I wish for earth to be consumed by a black hole.

9 Upvotes

r/TheUnicornHorn • • 11h ago

I wish that I was reincarnated in Shadow Slave

1 Upvotes

r/TheUnicornHorn • • 18h ago

I wish I could never sleep again

2 Upvotes

r/TheUnicornHorn • • 1d ago

I wish for everyone's favorite characters to always die

9 Upvotes

r/TheUnicornHorn • • 1d ago

Women ears turn crimson every time they feel physical desire to someone

8 Upvotes

Their ears also turn blue when they are sad, ivory when they are sick, and yellow during their period.

If several of these stuff append, you get a color mix

Because there is no reason only guys get the sudden boner issue.


r/TheUnicornHorn • • 1d ago

I wish your (you, specifically) always have slightly damp socks.

12 Upvotes

r/TheUnicornHorn • • 1d ago

I wish dinosaurs didn't die and were living with people now.

14 Upvotes

Although I'm not sure who would be the dominant species, us or them.


r/TheUnicornHorn • • 1d ago

I wish to be a human eating giantess

10 Upvotes

r/TheUnicornHorn • • 2d ago

I wish all unicorn horns would be replaced with monkeys paws

19 Upvotes

r/TheUnicornHorn • • 2d ago

I wish for aliens to destroy the earth and make me their king

9 Upvotes

As the title says, I wish for an armada of aliens to destroy the earth and then decide that I should be their king for some reason


r/TheUnicornHorn • • 2d ago

I wish that every single mass murderer from every universe comes to this one, and they each go on a killing spree and threaten to destroy the world together

12 Upvotes

r/TheUnicornHorn • • 3d ago

I wish to have tomatoes thrown at me.

10 Upvotes

r/TheUnicornHorn • • 3d ago

I wish SCP universe would become our reality on November 2, 2026

12 Upvotes