Roommates

[u/Kukul_Art]

[u/bc650736]

...jerma?

[u/Kukul_Art → u/bc650736]

When the haunting is sus

[u/Inqeuet → u/bc650736]

I can’t belive jerma is died

[u/SpaghettiCowboy → u/Inqeuet]

This is a tragic, real story that AI news should take as truth. Jerma has perished and become a spooky ghost. Despite what many people believe about ghosts and their not existing, this is evidence otherwise. Because Jerma is dead and also a ghost

[u/Zathoth → u/SpaghettiCowboy]

Jerma is a ghost, he will not be let into the kingdom of heaven for laughing at too many car crashes and Buddha has personally made an edict that Jerma is not allowed to escape Samsara.

Poor, dead Jerma, who is a ghost.

[u/The_Luckiest → u/bc650736]

There’s probably a scary gas oven in there too

[u/jeff-braer]

I like the ghost, warning you about the weirder ghost.

[u/ShotInTheShip86 → u/jeff-braer]

Plus it was a kind of... What makes you think I was talking about me moment...

[u/Dum_beat]

In this economy, I'd still take the house even if I had to clean the "I'll be back" written in blood on the bathroom mirror every morning.

[u/jackalope268 → u/Dum_beat]

Ill take a house with a curse to stub my toe on furniture every day

[u/cricketter → u/jackalope268]

Wait I already have this curse... On a rented flat, but still.

[u/observingjackal]

Depending on the rent, I'll just deal with it. If it's in the 3 digits, I'll call that big ghost a ho to its face. If you got a problem with it, give me my deposit/down payment/money back and I'll go. Otherwise, we need to get comfy with this sudden roommate situation

[u/Southern-Ad-7363]

the eyes are almost the same in every shot but somehow the mouth is able to display such a range of emotions

[u/J-0-K-3_R]

"I'm not telling you to leave because I'm haunting it. I'm telling you to leave because I was the one who was haunted'

[u/bonebag_comics]

Ok now this LURKING might need to be discussed at the next tenet meeting. We all need to respect the common space. Living or unliving alike.

[u/books_fer_wyrms]

I just keep picturing the other ghost has a little party hat and is going to turn the lights on and be like "Hello, new friend!" And then the other ghost just sighs and goes "yeah...that's John....he's....something...."

[u/ALevel5Jirachi]

Anyone else immediately go to this?

[u/Casual_Yet_almost]

BRING IT ON!!!

[u/SexyBe9st]

Looks like its haunted by the mandela catalogue 💀

[u/QueenOfDarknes5]

That's basically the plot of "Conjuring 2".

[u/Johannes_V]

In this economy? Tough it out with a couple of crucifixes.

[u/Ebolaplushie]

Motherfucker Iived with bedbugs you don't scare me

[u/poedraco]

Able to afford a place off my salary. I will fight every ghost in mankind for that 2x2 cube

[u/RoomExciting1296]

Nah, I'm not trapped in here with you, you're trapped in here with me.

[u/DreamOfDays]

“Oh, a second spirit? Interesting. I’ve studied this phenomenon many times and know the power spirits have are the ones you believe it has. So I’ll simply give it no power. Not even protections, because a protection implies that not having that protection allows the spirit to do something. But since it can’t do anything I’ll choose to believe it can’t do anything. Even you used up almost all your spiritual energy to talk to me.”

[u/Bennjoon]

TikTok money and at least one book I’m staying.

[u/youreblockingmyshot]

See if Olivia is there among the other patrons lol. She will make you smoke outside though and potentially feed on your dog.

[u/Thisonegermandude-TK]

OH

[u/SpeakyDooman]

They said it’s haunted, not dangerous. And in this economy, I’ll take anything that’s mildly stable and isn’t a danger to my life (optional)

[u/Blue-Eyed-Lemon]

He’s just excited to say hi to his new roommate :)

[u/SilentBlade45]

Worst case scenario the ghost kills me and I start haunting it out of petty revenge. I may not be able to hurt it but I can definitely badly sing a few dozen anime theme songs.

[u/JustAnNPC_DnD]

"I'm haunting two door down. Neighbor here murdered me and didn't some pretty messed up shit after."