r/SweatyPalms • • 7d ago

Disasters & accidents When cooking dinner goes wrong

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u/qualityvote2 7d ago edited 6d ago

u/headspin_exe, we have no idea if your submission fits r/SweatyPalms or not. There weren't enough votes to determine that. It's up to the human mods now....!

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u/Parma_WdS 7d ago

Cooking with that much oil in a crop top is crazy work

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u/Ros02 7d ago

Thats her safety crop top. Protects from angry hot oil but 5% chanse to fall like a penguin

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u/Steph-Kai 6d ago

What are you talking about? This is the only way to ensure you don’t get grease splatters on your clothes. Personally, I always cook naked. That’s also why I can never use the front row of burners. It's reserved for Mr. Johnson.

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u/Ok_Blackberry_2628 6d ago

If you can’t burn the house the down, at least go back for seconds & attempt to burn your clothes & hair off.

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u/Excellent_Release961 6d ago

I fry bacon naked soooo

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u/Corydoras22 6d ago

Don't do your deep fat frying in the nude

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u/nocixL 7d ago

I do fry things shirtless, BUT .. not still moist, or if I do I have a metallic cover

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u/justArash 7d ago

Same. I never put shirts on shrimp before frying them

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u/nocixL 6d ago

Yeah, hahaha, that would be dumb, hahaha, what about pants, which way?

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u/Cnidarus 6d ago

But the legs are at the front, so neither of these make sense. It shouldn't be on the tail or the swimmerets

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u/United_Pain 6d ago

I do if I have a Metallica cover

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u/Total_Island_2977 6d ago

Where did you buy your metallic cover, is it customized/form-fitting or just S/M/L/XL etc.

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u/platypus_boi 6d ago

It can be done but you need to go gladiator with the lid for the pot.

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u/Distinct_Cod2692 6d ago

well if you "cook" like that proably you should do a small course on how to cook,

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u/2gigi7 7d ago

This was a masterpiece ending

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u/wikipediabrown007 6d ago

It’s clear who watched through to the end and who hasn’t.

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u/2gigi7 6d ago

It was so good that the neighbour heard me cackle and giggled themselves, I was sitting outside smoking and they must have been as well !

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u/Crymson831 4d ago

This was posted on r/unexpected a little while ago. All the comments were "uh, I totally expected that".

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u/kosherhalfsourpickle 5d ago

Had to chuckle out loud. Was not expecting the ending.

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u/Any_Subject_7275 7d ago

Well, that's what will happen if you install your kitchen sideways.

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u/SlightComplaint 6d ago

At the end, she didn't fall. Just slide to the right quickly.

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u/Apprehensive-Soft959 6d ago

You could say the gravity of the situation caught up with her

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u/SaltLongjumping5700 6d ago

You don't want to know what the Australians have to deal with, they cook upside down

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u/IRiseWithMyRedHair 4d ago

There was a manhole!

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u/farclose954 7d ago

What do I do ? What do I do ? What do I do ?

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u/redboi049 6d ago

Put a lid on it. Suffocates the fire.

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u/Leaf-Lock-The-Ent 7d ago

I mean to be fair that was the switch from talking about how did this happen,

to instead ask how he can resolve the situation that’s already here.

For on the spot he could have done worse

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u/-Steak- 6d ago

Apparently he was holding their baby and got himself stuck in a priority loop

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u/ExternalTangents 6d ago

How do you know this? If there’s more details available, I’d be interested to know what she was actually doing to cause that incident and how they ultimately resolved it

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u/-Steak- 6d ago

It was on insta first, and she posted a reply in the comments, I believe.

As I remember, she thawed chicken and didn't dry it off before trying to put it in the pan

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u/Vultor 6d ago

HE?!

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u/HopelessMagic 6d ago

The person responding... It's a male voice

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u/Don_Equis 6d ago

The filmaker

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u/Garfalo 6d ago

If she knew what to do though she would've done it lol. Neither person seemed useful here

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u/Leaf-Lock-The-Ent 6d ago edited 6d ago

She could know the method for fixing it and be too scared of the flames in the moment.

There was suddenly a wall of flames for her and for him he randomly and unexpectedly sees the place looks like it’s on fire,

there was a lot for both of them to rapidly process and so I do very much suspect there are plenty of cases of people responding much less logically than what we hear in the video.

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u/Potato_Overloaf 5d ago

As an idiot who learned the stupid way why lighter fluid and still glowing embers mix way too well, when engulfed in fire you're not really thinking in the mlst helpful of ways. One moment you're talking the next everything is VERY BRIGHT and very hot. Priorities are 1, what just happened. 2, Oh fuck I'm on FIRE! 3, Hot hot hot hot. 4, Stop being on fire. 5, reassess life choices. And then check to see if anything else is on fire and proceed from there. The smell of burnt hair goes away after a week or so, roughly about when my eyebrows grew back.

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u/Hyper_Wolf727 6d ago

Never. Ever. Pour water on a grease fire. Learned that from Firedepartmentchronicles.

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u/uflju_luber 6d ago

Yes, fat burns hot enough to instantly start vaporizing the water.

Instead of the water cooling and coating the burn cutting it off from oxygen, the water evaporates wich also means it’s rapidly expanding in turn pushing the burning fat out of the way, suddenly you got a cloud of burning fat flying everywhere wich suddenly has a way larger surface area to interact with oxygen wich imidiatly starts burning and turns into a huge fire ball landing everywhere.

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u/Hyper_Wolf727 6d ago

That is both super cool and super horrifying - a huge fire ball erupting from a pan and making it an awful to have hair. Yikes.

Also this was interesting as fuck, thanks for the detailed explanation.

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u/SlightComplaint 6d ago

mythbusters covered it.

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u/ThisIsALine_____ 6d ago

Don't tell me how to live my life.

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u/Hyper_Wolf727 6d ago

B-but - your hair! Think of how much less singed youll be!

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u/kbeezy47 6d ago

Never pour water on grease PERIOD

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u/mementodory 6d ago

You gotta do it for aglio e olio, just gotta be careful

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u/hadoken13 6d ago

And definitely dont let oil boil in a 5 ft steel tube in a fire and then pour ice cubes down it with a very long homemade stick-with-a-pot attached to it.

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u/spenwallce 5d ago

No flour either.

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u/Hyper_Wolf727 4d ago

Definitely not flower! Unless a nice big proper explosion is what they want.

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u/6porkchop9 6d ago


… that's how she looks now.…

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u/mikemaca 6d ago

Wow I had to watch it a couple times to see all the things going on. Apparently pours water in very hot oil which causes oil and water to spatter onto midriff and floor, causing burns, oil spashes out onto burner and ignites in fireball, then as fire dies down she approaches and slips on oil. I wonder if I missed anything else.

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u/mikemaca 6d ago

I wonder if I missed anything else.

Going frame by frame picked up some more things. The pink handle on right bounces up from house floor impact when she hits ground. Halter top has skeleton hands holding chest. Underwear band says "religion". It's a bunch of solids that come out of dish at end that causes the oil to splash to burner. Perfect shocked pikachu face when fireball appears. Unresolved mystery is why smiling in second half.

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u/Extreme_Design6936 6d ago

I really like her top (I'm an xray tech).

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u/u2020bullet 6d ago

Ending was unexpected and hilarious. But why did she pour water into the oil in the first place?

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u/dbl-Aa 6d ago

The Final Destination slip at the end 😭

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u/Yoshi9105 5d ago

literally the guy in Final Destination 2 who managed to get out of his burning apartment just to slip on the spaghetti he threw out moments earlier and be impaled by the fire escape ladder

it's almost a 1:1 re-enactment lmao

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u/Actual-Toe-8686 7d ago

Quick! Pour water on the flaming oil.

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u/JuiceBoxHoneyComb 6d ago

The heavies

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u/Allthemudlizard 6d ago

Thought she got transported straight to hell for a second there.

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u/Clear-Sky9182 7d ago

She's cooked.

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u/zubairhamed 6d ago

overcooked

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u/Gsantos52012 6d ago

It’s also why typically I like to cook with a long sleeve shirt when using oil when it inevitably pops.

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u/JimAboo 6d ago

Dinner and a show.

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u/Cosmonaut_Cockswing 6d ago

I've made the mistake of frying shirtless before. Once. And I never did what she did like after that.

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u/Life-Oil-7226 7d ago

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u/ALVEENUS 7d ago

The cook, or the OP for not knowing how to post a video?

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u/ALVEENUS 7d ago

When posting a ‘when cooking dinner goes wrong’ post goes wrong.

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u/nijukiller 6d ago

Diaclaimer: Not a single braincell was harmed making this video. Because there were none to begin with.

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u/ThinkingOz 6d ago

When cooking and you really have no idea what you’re doing:

  1. Don’t use kitchen PPE

  2. Film for giggles and evidentiary purposes

  3. Slip over on your incompetence

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u/jonbotwesley 6d ago

It’s not her fault a spooky skeleton grabbed her breasts and distracted her.

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u/BootsOfProwess 6d ago

I am going to guess this girl was very stoned. If not she shouldn't be allowed to cook again.

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u/Loose_Addition1608 6d ago

That fall was just the cherry on top 😂

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u/Brave_Belt_325 6d ago

Ugh this reminds me of a friend of my great grandmother. She was frying chicken and slipped. She hit her hand on the skillet it fell on the floor. Some of the oil got on her body and face. Somehow I guess she fell trying to get up and fell on top of the skillet. Burned a hole around her abdomen.

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u/gat0_the_cat 7d ago

This belongs to r/Unexpected

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u/HoodieJ-shmizzle 6d ago

LOLLLL the slip 💀 so uh, who is? Asking for a chef friend…

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u/Peek_e 7d ago

Yeah, like you didn’t watch

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u/Funky_Cows 7d ago

get a hold of yourselr

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u/MollyViper 7d ago edited 7d ago

Jesus fucking christ, can we just get to exist??? Keep your gooning to yourself!

Edit: it’s sad that the only time you guys understand is when a gay man sexualises and objectifies you in the same way. It’s somehow not enough when women tell you how uncomfortable it makes us.

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u/telephas1c 7d ago

In a world rammed to the gills with porn this kinda thing just plain makes zero sense to me. I guess it's cos she didn't 'intend' it? Still weird.

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u/DrJokerX 6d ago

Women notice men all the time, and comment on it plenty on Reddit. Everybody notices the opposite sex sometimes.

You zeroed in on the ONE comment talking about her body and decided to make a federal case out of it. And as far as comments go his was pretty innocuous.

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u/KiddFlash42 6d ago

pretty innocuous

Zoomed, enhanced, rotated, slowmo, forward and backward looped video of a 0.2 second moment where her breasts moved

hmm

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u/MollyViper 6d ago

Way to write a whole comment showing how you missed my point. I’ve already explained it to one person, feel free to read my responses.

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u/Pope_Aesthetic 7d ago

I had an old lady today come into my work and hit on me a lot, and ended with joking about taking my on a vacation with her.

Everyone thought it was very funny and honestly it felt flattering to just have someone view me like that so openly.

So yea I mean sexualize me all you’d like. Doesn’t matter if it’s an old lady, or a gay guy. I’ll take whatever ego boost I can get. Girls really don’t understand what the other end of the spectrum feels like lol.

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u/knarkminister 6d ago

“Someone flirted with me, a man, and it felt nice, just an ego boost lmao, so therefore it’s okay to sexualize women”

Dumbass

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u/Garfalo 6d ago

I'd probably keep this one to myself bro

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u/MollyViper 6d ago

And this is the same to you as a man saving a tiny clip of you, sexualising a part of your body, viewing it on repeat while, in worst case scenario, touching himself to that clip of you?

Would you also like it when you get a DM of that man’s semen spread out over a photo of you? That has happened to a lot of women.

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u/ManuelHS 7d ago

Thank you good sir

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u/xxhotandspicyxx 7d ago

Doing gods work. I salute you o7.

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u/Erazzphoto 6d ago

New title, when idiots cook

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u/cinnamontoastcrunch2 6d ago

Cover and smother

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u/cconnorss 6d ago

Did she pour water and something else inside that water into hot oil?

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u/tripn4days 6d ago

Completely ignoring that first warning shot...

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u/graystone777 6d ago

“What do I do?”
You learn how to deal with basic household
Issues.

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u/BrooklynRobot 6d ago

Trying to allude the groping grasp of death.

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u/kpsmithdeut 6d ago

This is why I do all my cooking in a full Hazmat suit like Nicholas Cage in The Rock

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u/adrenozin 6d ago

She should be using gazoline to cook

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u/Agreeable_Register_4 6d ago

I see the problem. She’s attempting to cook while her house is flipped on its side.

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u/MasterCrumble1 6d ago

If you're not a bot, then why did you repost it sideways? Get some freaking standards, fam.

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u/Hornet_isnt_void 6d ago

Shoutout to Unusual Videos on YouTube, great channel

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u/Specialist-Basis8218 5d ago

But AI is scary.

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u/NiftyJet 5d ago

Everyone should have a fire blanket in the kitchen 

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u/Robbiehanssen 4d ago

The fall got me

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u/SuzyEmberwolf 3d ago

And then they slipped that made me snort

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u/Ab47203 2d ago

They didn't panic and make it worse. That part they at least did correctly.

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u/icamehere2do2things 2d ago

Watching till the end really paid off.

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u/ILikeAnanas 7d ago

Why were they recording?

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u/panicnarwhal 6d ago

trying to make a cooking video

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u/MechanicalTurkish 6d ago

Task failed successfully.

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u/YoshiTheFluffer 7d ago

This has to be on purpose.

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u/KineticClones 6d ago

Not sure why you're getting downvoted. This is a very reasonable conclusion

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u/YoshiTheFluffer 6d ago

Who knows, probably wankers who can’t can’t tell a cartoon from real life.

Not only does she almost burn everything but she hilarously falls down at the end? coome on.

They see some bug chested girl and defend anything I suppose

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u/BlueWaffle_86 6d ago

I fell down like that before and got a girl pregnant.

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u/KripinDeth 7d ago

Question: who put the camera there and why?

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u/becken_bruch 7d ago

She tried to make a video

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u/KripinDeth 6d ago

A video of what? You can't see what she's cooking. Was she trying to make a video of kitchen fire?

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u/Indifferent_pissoff 6d ago

Her overconfidence is by far her nastiest and ugliest trait

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u/Unseriouss_Sam 6d ago

I really wasn't expecting that slip at the end, laughed way too much for that 🤣🤣

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u/Skabbtanten 6d ago

That's what you get when you decide to have the reaper's hands holding your tits.

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u/senectus 2d ago

Her falling in her ass right at the end was pure comedy.