r/SweatyPalms • u/headspin_exe • 7d ago
Disasters & accidents When cooking dinner goes wrong
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u/Parma_WdS 7d ago
Cooking with that much oil in a crop top is crazy work
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u/Steph-Kai 6d ago
What are you talking about? This is the only way to ensure you don’t get grease splatters on your clothes. Personally, I always cook naked. That’s also why I can never use the front row of burners. It's reserved for Mr. Johnson.
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u/Ok_Blackberry_2628 6d ago
If you can’t burn the house the down, at least go back for seconds & attempt to burn your clothes & hair off.
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u/nocixL 7d ago
I do fry things shirtless, BUT .. not still moist, or if I do I have a metallic cover
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u/justArash 7d ago
Same. I never put shirts on shrimp before frying them
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u/nocixL 6d ago
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u/Cnidarus 6d ago
But the legs are at the front, so neither of these make sense. It shouldn't be on the tail or the swimmerets
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u/Total_Island_2977 6d ago
Where did you buy your metallic cover, is it customized/form-fitting or just S/M/L/XL etc.
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u/Distinct_Cod2692 6d ago
well if you "cook" like that proably you should do a small course on how to cook,
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u/2gigi7 7d ago
This was a masterpiece ending
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u/wikipediabrown007 6d ago
It’s clear who watched through to the end and who hasn’t.
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u/Crymson831 4d ago
This was posted on r/unexpected a little while ago. All the comments were "uh, I totally expected that".
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u/Any_Subject_7275 7d ago
Well, that's what will happen if you install your kitchen sideways.
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u/SaltLongjumping5700 6d ago
You don't want to know what the Australians have to deal with, they cook upside down
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u/farclose954 7d ago
What do I do ? What do I do ? What do I do ?
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u/Leaf-Lock-The-Ent 7d ago
I mean to be fair that was the switch from talking about how did this happen,
to instead ask how he can resolve the situation that’s already here.
For on the spot he could have done worse
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u/-Steak- 6d ago
Apparently he was holding their baby and got himself stuck in a priority loop
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u/ExternalTangents 6d ago
How do you know this? If there’s more details available, I’d be interested to know what she was actually doing to cause that incident and how they ultimately resolved it
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u/Garfalo 6d ago
If she knew what to do though she would've done it lol. Neither person seemed useful here
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u/Leaf-Lock-The-Ent 6d ago edited 6d ago
She could know the method for fixing it and be too scared of the flames in the moment.
There was suddenly a wall of flames for her and for him he randomly and unexpectedly sees the place looks like it’s on fire,
there was a lot for both of them to rapidly process and so I do very much suspect there are plenty of cases of people responding much less logically than what we hear in the video.
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u/Potato_Overloaf 5d ago
As an idiot who learned the stupid way why lighter fluid and still glowing embers mix way too well, when engulfed in fire you're not really thinking in the mlst helpful of ways. One moment you're talking the next everything is VERY BRIGHT and very hot. Priorities are 1, what just happened. 2, Oh fuck I'm on FIRE! 3, Hot hot hot hot. 4, Stop being on fire. 5, reassess life choices. And then check to see if anything else is on fire and proceed from there. The smell of burnt hair goes away after a week or so, roughly about when my eyebrows grew back.
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u/Hyper_Wolf727 6d ago
Never. Ever. Pour water on a grease fire. Learned that from Firedepartmentchronicles.
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u/uflju_luber 6d ago
Yes, fat burns hot enough to instantly start vaporizing the water.
Instead of the water cooling and coating the burn cutting it off from oxygen, the water evaporates wich also means it’s rapidly expanding in turn pushing the burning fat out of the way, suddenly you got a cloud of burning fat flying everywhere wich suddenly has a way larger surface area to interact with oxygen wich imidiatly starts burning and turns into a huge fire ball landing everywhere.
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u/Hyper_Wolf727 6d ago
That is both super cool and super horrifying - a huge fire ball erupting from a pan and making it an awful to have hair. Yikes.
Also this was interesting as fuck, thanks for the detailed explanation.
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u/hadoken13 6d ago
And definitely dont let oil boil in a 5 ft steel tube in a fire and then pour ice cubes down it with a very long homemade stick-with-a-pot attached to it.
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u/mikemaca 6d ago
Wow I had to watch it a couple times to see all the things going on. Apparently pours water in very hot oil which causes oil and water to spatter onto midriff and floor, causing burns, oil spashes out onto burner and ignites in fireball, then as fire dies down she approaches and slips on oil. I wonder if I missed anything else.
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u/mikemaca 6d ago
I wonder if I missed anything else.
Going frame by frame picked up some more things. The pink handle on right bounces up from house floor impact when she hits ground. Halter top has skeleton hands holding chest. Underwear band says "religion". It's a bunch of solids that come out of dish at end that causes the oil to splash to burner. Perfect shocked pikachu face when fireball appears. Unresolved mystery is why smiling in second half.
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u/u2020bullet 6d ago
Ending was unexpected and hilarious. But why did she pour water into the oil in the first place?
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u/dbl-Aa 6d ago
The Final Destination slip at the end 😭
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u/Yoshi9105 5d ago
literally the guy in Final Destination 2 who
managed to get out of his burning apartment just to slip on the spaghetti he threw out moments earlier and be impaled by the fire escape ladder it's almost a 1:1 re-enactment lmao
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u/Gsantos52012 6d ago
It’s also why typically I like to cook with a long sleeve shirt when using oil when it inevitably pops.
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u/Cosmonaut_Cockswing 6d ago
I've made the mistake of frying shirtless before. Once. And I never did what she did like after that.
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u/nijukiller 6d ago
Diaclaimer: Not a single braincell was harmed making this video. Because there were none to begin with.
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u/ThinkingOz 6d ago
When cooking and you really have no idea what you’re doing:
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Don’t use kitchen PPE
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Film for giggles and evidentiary purposes
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Slip over on your incompetence
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u/BootsOfProwess 6d ago
I am going to guess this girl was very stoned. If not she shouldn't be allowed to cook again.
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u/Brave_Belt_325 6d ago
Ugh this reminds me of a friend of my great grandmother. She was frying chicken and slipped. She hit her hand on the skillet it fell on the floor. Some of the oil got on her body and face. Somehow I guess she fell trying to get up and fell on top of the skillet. Burned a hole around her abdomen.
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u/Peek_e 7d ago
Yeah, like you didn’t watch
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u/MollyViper 7d ago edited 7d ago
Jesus fucking christ, can we just get to exist??? Keep your gooning to yourself!
Edit: it’s sad that the only time you guys understand is when a gay man sexualises and objectifies you in the same way. It’s somehow not enough when women tell you how uncomfortable it makes us.
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u/telephas1c 7d ago
In a world rammed to the gills with porn this kinda thing just plain makes zero sense to me. I guess it's cos she didn't 'intend' it? Still weird.
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u/DrJokerX 6d ago
Women notice men all the time, and comment on it plenty on Reddit. Everybody notices the opposite sex sometimes.
You zeroed in on the ONE comment talking about her body and decided to make a federal case out of it. And as far as comments go his was pretty innocuous.
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u/KiddFlash42 6d ago
pretty innocuous
Zoomed, enhanced, rotated, slowmo, forward and backward looped video of a 0.2 second moment where her breasts moved
hmm
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u/MollyViper 6d ago
Way to write a whole comment showing how you missed my point. I’ve already explained it to one person, feel free to read my responses.
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u/Pope_Aesthetic 7d ago
I had an old lady today come into my work and hit on me a lot, and ended with joking about taking my on a vacation with her.
Everyone thought it was very funny and honestly it felt flattering to just have someone view me like that so openly.
So yea I mean sexualize me all you’d like. Doesn’t matter if it’s an old lady, or a gay guy. I’ll take whatever ego boost I can get. Girls really don’t understand what the other end of the spectrum feels like lol.
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u/knarkminister 6d ago
“Someone flirted with me, a man, and it felt nice, just an ego boost lmao, so therefore it’s okay to sexualize women”
Dumbass
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u/MollyViper 6d ago
And this is the same to you as a man saving a tiny clip of you, sexualising a part of your body, viewing it on repeat while, in worst case scenario, touching himself to that clip of you?
Would you also like it when you get a DM of that man’s semen spread out over a photo of you? That has happened to a lot of women.
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u/kpsmithdeut 6d ago
This is why I do all my cooking in a full Hazmat suit like Nicholas Cage in The Rock
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u/Agreeable_Register_4 6d ago
I see the problem. She’s attempting to cook while her house is flipped on its side.
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u/MasterCrumble1 6d ago
If you're not a bot, then why did you repost it sideways? Get some freaking standards, fam.
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u/ILikeAnanas 7d ago
Why were they recording?
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u/YoshiTheFluffer 7d ago
This has to be on purpose.
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u/KineticClones 6d ago
Not sure why you're getting downvoted. This is a very reasonable conclusion
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u/YoshiTheFluffer 6d ago
Who knows, probably wankers who can’t can’t tell a cartoon from real life.
Not only does she almost burn everything but she hilarously falls down at the end? coome on.
They see some bug chested girl and defend anything I suppose
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u/KripinDeth 7d ago
Question: who put the camera there and why?
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u/becken_bruch 7d ago
She tried to make a video
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u/KripinDeth 6d ago
A video of what? You can't see what she's cooking. Was she trying to make a video of kitchen fire?
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u/Unseriouss_Sam 6d ago
I really wasn't expecting that slip at the end, laughed way too much for that 🤣🤣
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u/Skabbtanten 6d ago
That's what you get when you decide to have the reaper's hands holding your tits.
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u/qualityvote2 7d ago edited 6d ago
u/headspin_exe, we have no idea if your submission fits r/SweatyPalms or not. There weren't enough votes to determine that. It's up to the human mods now....!