Found this in the wild on Facebook. I guess the Halloween cookies didn’t turn out as planned.

I really wanted a nice cold low-alcohol beer, but all that I had that was cold was this, so I decided to realcoholize it with a shot of cheap vodka, and with a fresh and healthy squeeze of lime it wasn’t half bad, light and refreshing

i got home from work late and this is what i treated myself too, feeling like a king tonight 🤴🏼

While slabs of sharp cheddar cheese on spaghetti is already a stretch, it’s the presentation of the cheese that my friend insists on whenever eating spaghetti. It looks like the crown of the Statue of Liberty is melting. Every time.

"White cut chicken cake"...?

I can do both if you separate them, but not combined

It glows in the dark.

I froze ground beef and beans in cubes. So when I'm hungry I can take several cubes and microwave them to eat.

I'm not British.

Edit: in cubes in chunks. Sorry for bad English. To be clear I buy ground beef and squize them into small pieces by hand and toss them in fridge. So their shapes are wild.

I recently got my wisdom tooth (4) removed, and can’t have solid food so I took a can of corn family size, a little olive oil with garlic flavoring, a package of pork seasoning concentrate, slap ya mama and avocado and some water oh and butter and avocado smashed, I cooked it til it all came together then blended into this. It doesn’t taste bad but I miss chicken and steak. I didn’t have canned chicken at the time.) I’m just so tired of living off smooth liquidity things.

Edit: that’s a spoon not a straw

Surprisingly tasty