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I found my new role model. He was face-down. 🍕

Send this to someone who's one bad shift away from this.

disillusionedmagician on IG for more

Seattle - Nov 27-28

Irving, TX - March 5-6

Houston, TX - Mar 12-1

3 San Francisco, CA - Mar 25

Nashville - April 14

Atlanta - April 15

Philadelphia - April 23-24

Where should the Department of Homeland Security look for me next? https://benpalmer.com/

In the world of trying to get better at being less of a loser I used to pay to take classes from people.

Well at least I used to take classes, now the supply of classes has gone to zero and everyone is only offering masterclasses.

Groceries, price of gas, there's been some serious class inflation lately.

Everything that used to just be a humble "class" is now a "Masterclass".

If you're a life coach, is there a class hierarchy?

Like if you're a life coach & you've convinced a typical Karen to go vegan do you graduate to Masterclass level?

Do you rise up against other classes after taking enough Masterclasses?

If you're in a fight do you pull out skills of the Master and triumph over your opponent in your acquired classiness?

This may offend some of you, I apologize - not trying to start a class war.

Haven't saved up enough money for that Masterclass yet.

Comedy is allowed to be dumb

see ya’ll on tour!⤵️
November 4 - Germany
November 5 – Stockholm
November 6 – Copenhagen
November 8 – Dublin
November 10 – Belfast
November 11 – Manchester
November 13 – London
November 16 – Amsterdam
November 17 – Amsterdam
November 18 – Paris
Dec. 3-5 Madison, WI
Dec. 17-19 Buffallo, NY
Dec. 31 - Jan 3 San Jose, CA
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Comedy Special “Overzealous” available on YouTube.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctzeu_KUVnw