r/SipsTea • u/_ganjafarian_ • 5d ago
Chugging tea Men... we're simple creatures
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u/StrawberryTerry 5d ago
She makes two good points.
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u/YadaYadaYeahMan 5d ago
uh yeah ... we knew what was being discussed, and in fact could go and veiw the video again if we were afraid of forgetting
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u/BurdTurglary 5d ago
She gave a very pointed response alright. A little prickly
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u/QTown2pt-o 5d ago edited 5d ago
It's a tit bit nipply out, breast she get inside and turn on the hooter
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u/Slow_Operation_2048 5d ago
Hell, I'm a straight married lady and even I couldn't hear her over her nips!
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u/Evolutionary_sins 5d ago
To be fair we'd look at a basement if another man asked us too. It's nothing more than curiosity and indulgence of our friends current project or problems. And I'll always eat if I'm offered food, that's just being polite
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u/YouDontCThatEveryDay 5d ago
Yeah it's kinda a rule that if someone has a basement, ya check it out. Even if its a cellar. Ya just have to.
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u/RandomCandor 5d ago
Like, can we just stop talking about this and go check out the basement already? I don't know how much more I can take.
What if it's a cool basement? Nobody asks you to check out their basement unless it's cool. I bet you this one is super cool.
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u/Gr8rSherman8r 4d ago
Like I don’t know why we’re not checking out the basements right now.
Pitter patter.
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u/ThePerfectSnare 4d ago
Sorry, I got sidetracked by this cool stick I found outside. I'm not sure which branch it fell from, but we should have time to figure that out after we see the basement.
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u/Bane8080 4d ago
Damn it, I'm going to have to go visit my dad this weekend now. He has an awesome basement.
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u/MintyFresh771 4d ago
I bet there is at least a toad if not some chil lil frogs in it. Who could resist checking?
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u/RemarkableCard6475 4d ago
Actually reminded me of a basement i had the opportunity to see for a previous job. It had a natural spring innit from the erupting ground water around the foundation. They had salamanders and iron ore, we actually came up with a plan to finish the basement while preserving the "spring", allowing the water to escape naturally and see the water flowing through.
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u/Reasonable-Leg-2002 4d ago
I’ve asked fellow diy friends to come over and check out concerning issues with my house
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u/coralwaters226 4d ago
Man I'm so glad you want to see my basement, it's just great. Quick question- on a scale of poor to excellent, how would you rate your kidney health and liver function?
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u/Temnothorax 4d ago
You gotta show off every basement because it feels weird to give a house tour and skip a whole level. Unless it’s the attic, we don’t need to see the attic.
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u/rezonsback 5d ago
I've travelled Eastern Europe and got invited to many basements. Usually fully of home made wines and pickled foods. Good times happen in basements, and I assume hers is pretty fine too
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u/Confident_Shape_7981 5d ago
Especially if they have Amontillado down there
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u/Efficient-Process660 4d ago
My house has this weird ass painted version of Blake from Workaholics on the wall. Its a storm cellar.
Looks like some hippy mofo was high as hell down there chillin with spiders for hours doing it
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u/OldSkoolAK 4d ago
I definitely want to see her basement. If she says she's got a starfish down there, im RUNNING
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u/jethvader 4d ago
Cellar? I hardly know her! Ha!
I’m just joshin’ ya, let’s go look at that foundation of yours.
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u/AnybodyWannaPeanus 4d ago
Mine is my shop. My wife won’t go down there because it’s so messy. Basically, it’s perfect. If she does go down there, I’m probably in some deep shit.
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u/67CamaroSS350 4d ago
Our family friend bought an old house and the first thing we did was go check out the basement and then we saw the rest of the house.
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u/Conscious-Farmer6953 3d ago
He'll even a shed or a hunting blind. If it has at least a roof or one wall, of course it needs to be observed, discussed and either complimented or condemned. It's just courtesy.
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u/picturepath 5d ago
If this chick told me to go check her basement, I would say no thank you. This is exactly how you end up in a tub full of ice.
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u/revarien 5d ago
doubtful on the tub full of ice in this economy bro
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u/Practical-South-2966 4d ago
Buy ice on credit.
Remove kidney.
My kidney guy gives me $125.
Boom. Pay off the ice. Easy $25.
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u/PM-ME-BOOBS-PLZ-THX 5d ago
Me too. No way a chick this hot gets me into her basement without me thinking it's a trap.
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u/CordeCosumnes 4d ago
You're all getting it wrong. You're suppose to walk around her, nodding your head, saying "not bad..."
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u/citizen42069101 4d ago
This is where hubris comes in and she's right. Also the guy talking about curiosity and ooo a basement. Ooo sure I'll take a drink. I could get out if I had to. Until you get bonked or drink a roofie lite.
This is why you leave stranger women alone gentlemen, so they don't roofie you and harvest your organs. That might work to solve other problems too, I think we need to start a mens Safety campaign.
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u/TwoIdleHands 5d ago
I have straight joked with several men on bumble about my murder basement. They all wanted dates 😅.
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u/Valuchian 5d ago
As a man of the internet... yeah, hearing someone has hobbies is always interesting.
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u/DoubtfulOfQuantizing 5d ago
Absolutely! And if something does come out of it, it's only good for the relationship that both parties can have a bit of me time with their respective hobbies every now and then. I'll play my vidya and read my books in the living room while she is procuring the parts for her flesh golem in the basement and afterwards we can talk about it at supper.
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u/timbit87 4d ago
Not just hobbies but willing to talk about them without being interrogated! Dreams can come true ~~~
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u/MidnightPale3220 12h ago
I first read it as "has shared hobbies" because that sorta would make more sense.
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u/Clean_Livlng 5d ago edited 4d ago
If it's actually a murder basement, then I don't need to come into work on Monday.
It's win/win.
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u/bajsfittor 4d ago
There was never a code to see what happened after "get out of these wet clothes" huh?
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u/Imaginary_Error87 1d ago
So that’s where they got the design for the front end of the cyber truck.
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u/nachocoalmine 5d ago
I'm not understanding why I shouldn't check out your basement and eat whatever you give me.
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u/EclecticAscethetic 5d ago
Fatal Attraction? Misery? I guess they just don't make movies like they used to.
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u/edgiepower 5d ago
Doesn't Michael Douglas get fucked to exhaustion in fatal attraction?
I'm not seeing the downside
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u/Disallowed_username 5d ago
Yeah! Is she insinuating that she wouldn’t? That would be so rude!
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u/Tephros83 5d ago
She was playing Skyrim, heard the comments of Babette and Gabriella and thought, “I could do that.”
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u/errantqi 5d ago
"Oh, but you are so beautiful. Such a lovely smile. Your teeth... your teeth! No! Aggghh!!"
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u/SilverPhilosopher46 5d ago
And if i see medieval devices in the basement i become really happy and get ready for her to tie me up or something.
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u/LimpyDan 5d ago
If she does it, then yeah. I gave her an ocular patdown. She's safe.
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u/Galnar218 5d ago
I don't know, it sounded like she spoke from experience. God knows how many poisoned men are in that basement.
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u/digost 5d ago
I don't think she would keep them in the basement. She's hiking, you know...
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u/rwa2 5d ago
She should be careful, I immediately got banned from r/TwoXChromosomes for speaking like that.
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u/Wild-Regular1703 4d ago
...how do you see yourself within the context of this sub?
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u/Erdinger_Dunkel 4d ago
I died laughing at this. I'm dead now. I'm basically using a ouija board to type this. I'm gone.
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u/SunnyApex87 5d ago
This is an OF ad isn't it?
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u/patchyj 5d ago edited 22h ago
Yep. Piper Presley
Edit: Guys, enough with the awards. Knowing a porn star is not award worthy you degenerates
Edit 2: y'all have lost your goddamn gooning brains
Edit 3: 43 awards for knowing a porn star...i hate this place.
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u/milkymonkey8 5d ago
Most everything will soon be an AI OF ad, even the Double Quarter Pounder with Cheese. Welcome to the Sixth Element.
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u/Gudthrak 5d ago
So my best friend for about 20 years before we split ways would have more makeup than her when we went hiking.
She was horrible at hiking and complaining a lot, but she did hike like this.
So I'm not saying you're not right, just that people like this exist.
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u/Legitimate_Ice_3460 4d ago
I’m not sure. I think it was something about her kidnapping a guy, keeping him in an empty basement, and feeding him whatever she wants. I had to watch the video with my eyes closed just to get through it.
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u/NukaClipse 5d ago
I learned very early in life never to trust a warm smile, a kind personality and friendly demeanors when I first meet people. I don't care how hot you are or how high your high beams are, I will never again go into a dark room to be gassed, wake up with car batteries attached to my nipples and forced to give up Mom's secret chicken scampi recipe.
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u/Ok-Plum2187 5d ago
I hate having to give up my mom's scampi recipes in a concrete windowless basement room with jumper cables on my nipples attached to a car battery when they didn't apply enough lubricant on my nipples.
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u/One-Engineer-607 5d ago
Ok, clearly there's a fetish somewhere in that line. Now, what ingredients is there in that recipe?
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u/anti_vist 5d ago
I thought i was the only one in the world who had to give up my mom’s scampi recipes!!! BROTHERS, WHERE WERE YOUUUU
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u/MrBones-Necromancer 5d ago
Hey, sorry about that again dude. I was in a weird place at the time. Come over so I can make you an apology lunch? I can make a killer scampi.
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u/The-King-of-Cartoons 5d ago
Please, we NEED mom’s scampi recipe. I know you don’t want your nipples blasted again.
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u/PM_UR_Sexy_boots 5d ago
Car batteries don't have enough voltage to do anything to your nipple's
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u/Eldias 4d ago
I will, unfortunately, never forget the time a guy hooked up a bench top power supply to his balls because he got annoyed about this trope.
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u/piss-missile69 5d ago
Good God man, what the FUCK is this picture. It got me so good lmao
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u/Tropicalfisher 5d ago
They fake
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u/IndependentPede 5d ago
Did this person create an account, do this one comment, then delete the account? wth
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u/WhyWhowants2No 5d ago
She just said she could lure you all into her basement and get u to drink something without telling u what it is. And the comments prove she is right😂 She left out the part where u wake up chained to a pipe😂
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u/Pr_fSm__th 4d ago
All I read here is that you need to work on both your poison resistance and your “flex and bust out of here” abilities. That’s a skill issue on your part
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u/Lysol3435 4d ago
You want to microdose some sleepy drugs and hit up an escape room this weekend?
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u/Generic-Cheese 4d ago
The spirit is willing! But the flesh is spongy and bruised
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u/therealstubot 5d ago
Eh, my life is pretty boring these days. I could use some survival inspiration.
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u/Doubleknot22 5d ago
The fact that she has to spell that part out for a lot of guys here is one of the three points she made in this video.
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u/comfortablynumb15 5d ago
Yep.
I asked the wife “And ?”
She said “and why wouldn’t a woman do those things ?”
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u/withnodrawal 4d ago
And the third point was having those nipples hard for the vid
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u/MeeHungLo 5d ago
Last time I trusted a woman like this she locked me into the basement. She had windows there so I opened them and crawled out. I went to the home and she did her "oh no intruder" routine on me. Luckily I recorded the whole incident when she locked me into her basement to assess her water damage and her mocking me for being trapped. She ended up with a kidnapping charge.
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u/OutrageousThought646 5d ago
There needs to be more to this story. What set your guard up to record the whole interaction?
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u/MeeHungLo 4d ago
She was an acquaintance that was newly divorced and paid me to do handy work around her home. I had a gut feeling why she was divorced. I was being neighborly and just trying to help her out. The text she sent me got more and more weird over time. First it was small stuff like how do I set the time on the microwave and oven. Then after many months it grew into weird shit like how long does an animal take to decompose, like a large animal. I was like what why the fuck is that even a question. After we got into the weird question phase I'd wear my phone on my chest recording my visit to help her out. I have quite of few hours of her talking about weird conspiracy theories. The last time I helped her out she tried to trap me in the basement to confess I've been reading her mind She was clearly mentally ill or on drugs and I was just trying to be helpful. I'm just glad I didn't end up like the "large animals"
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u/Professional_Being22 5d ago
dude I was about to go to bed but I need to know more. what the fuck
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u/Well_Spoken_Mute 5d ago
The only woman's basement I've been locked in, I locked myself in and it was my mother's basement
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u/soelsome 5d ago
We have to get rid of her. She's figured us out. She's too powerful. She cannot be kept alive.
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u/hoople217 5d ago
It's weird that it took her so long to figure us out though, right? 🤔
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u/Anon_Jones 5d ago
All a girl has to do is be nice to me. Would you please help me dig a hole for this body? Well sure I will.
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u/Arammil1784 5d ago
You're at least going to check out her basement first, right?
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u/Ordinary-Chair-3734 5d ago
What is she saying it is hard to concentrate.
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u/captbollocks 3d ago
I like the placement of the subtitles - it helped to follow the conversation but it's still quite hard...
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u/Brilliant_Fox_7170 5d ago
What is the point of this?
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u/Rough-Airline-4803 5d ago
Her nipples. The point is her nipples. I’m almost certain
Can’t you see them pointing?
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u/Reasonable-Dingo533 5d ago
Considering she looks like a fembot, probably just instructing the other androids how to quietly dispose of you.
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u/Informal-Picture-909 5d ago
No fr. Women don't know how easy it is to kidnap us 😂
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u/TheDrDojo 5d ago
When I worked as a delivery driver, I had a lady ask me if I wanted to see her puppies. I, without hesitation, went fully into her house to meet those puppies and would make the same choice to this day.
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u/The_Orphanizer 5d ago
(I hate that I'm about to do this, but) In her defense, I've seen more than one original comedic vids from her that actually made me chuckle.
No denying though, it is ultimately to funnel people to the OF.
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