r/Shitty_Car_Mods • u/Working_Use_378 • Jun 06 '26

VAJAZZELED Albuquerque

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306 Upvotes

82% Upvoted

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u/polarbearsarereal Jun 06 '26

Clearly satire

8

u/Tall-Vermicelli-4669 Jun 06 '26

Or, knowing it's fwd, just for balancing the air flow.

But likely you're correct (hoping)

4

u/griter34 Jun 07 '26

I printed one for my CX-5

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u/joeshmoewasaho Jun 06 '26

Love it!

19

u/crsaxby Jun 06 '26

Convential reasoning says this guy should have a massive johnson.

2

u/Scared-Budget-9985 Jun 07 '26

Tiny wang massive thang

60

u/timdot352 Jun 07 '26

OP has no sense of humor.

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '26

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u/2oonhed Jun 08 '26

I made you an "approved user" so to be sure to get our little twig and berries lodged up your nostril every now and then.

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u/TekitiZi Jun 06 '26

It’s so cute. Pretty funny though.

40

u/OddBug0 Jun 06 '26

Small spoiler warning

12

u/blahnlahblah0213 Jun 07 '26

I just ordered one for my son. He's always laughing at the people with the Giant crazy spoilers on the back.

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u/I_aint_no_Spooby Jun 07 '26

that's the picture you went with?

8

u/Green-Z Jun 06 '26

This trolling is hilarious.

5

u/big_slom Jun 07 '26

Talking smack about someone's car while posting a picture that you took with a potato is peak reddit

9

u/blind_squash Jun 07 '26

Spoiler alert

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u/Emotional_Fail_6060 Jun 07 '26

That's great. I'd love to meet the owner. Looks like he'd be a fun guy. Gal? Whichever.

3

u/YamiGekusu Jun 07 '26

Look at it; it is a ˢᵖᵒᶦˡᵉʳ

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u/dewman45 Jun 07 '26

Nah this is peak.

7

u/sheeeple182 Jun 06 '26

They're getting all the down force.

7

u/GUMBYTOOTH67 Jun 06 '26

Lil Wang!

2

u/johnaross1990 Jun 07 '26

Oh I love his music!

2

u/Clam-Hammer7 Jun 07 '26

You're just jealous of his super form force, cuh.

2

u/Hsensei Jun 07 '26

All I see is thumb in the way

2

u/cgduncan Jun 07 '26

Hey, this is the only way I could get compliments on my accord, lol. People love it.

I had one friend crack up when she saw it, then she asked me what it's for. I explained, it already did its job since it made her laugh.

3

u/Cranks_No_Start Jun 06 '26

Temu spoiler.  

3

u/zoey_will Jun 06 '26

widdle spoiwer

1

u/cgduncan Jun 07 '26

Gonna get one for my work twuck

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u/SnooTigers503 Jun 07 '26

This is fantastic! They don’t seem like they take themselves too seriously which is great!

1

u/Excellent_Eagle1040 Jun 07 '26

I found one here in Lacey, Washington. But can't find how to post a picture

1

u/Einherjar07 Jun 07 '26

"Yeah, I want you to install the '5 minutes into the movie' one."

1

u/MarcusSurealius Jun 07 '26

Expected vs reality.

1

u/PSPHAXXOR Jun 07 '26

downforce

1

u/teaandbentley Jun 07 '26

Maybe they just needed 3mg of down force

1

u/firestar268 Jun 07 '26

It's called tooning

1

u/_leftover__glitter Jun 07 '26

I put one on my 2000 civic coup. It will add HP and fix the aerodynamics when i have my sun roof open. 🏎️ 💨

1

u/Deat69 Jun 08 '26

I love tiny wings too much.

1

u/Shadowhawk0000 Jun 08 '26

Adds 10hp instantly.

1

u/VapidPanda Jun 08 '26

I have seen much much worse up in Abq. Lol same with Cruces, Alamogordo and Silver

1

u/fossil12369 Jun 11 '26

Honestly.. I like it for the fact that they clearly did it for a he hahas lol

1

u/desu38 Jun 12 '26

minor spoiler

0

u/Blue_Whale777 Jun 07 '26

All the down-force you need wjen you're on a tight budget, but with the tiniest wing ever!!!