r/shittyfoodporn • • Aug 14 '26

CERTIFIED SHITTY Looking for some future mods for assistance.

65 Upvotes

Howdy all, as you may have noticed in the last month or so things may have been getting slightly out of hand.

We have been trying our best but with bots and shit posts it has been getting a tad overwhelming after the new changes with reddit only allowing certain folk to moderate up to 5 subs.

If you think you have the iron stomach to handle what is needed, drop us a line.

Why do you think you have what it takes? What subs do you moderate? What can be done better and so forth?


r/shittyfoodporn • • 13h ago

This croissant kebab kit from german Lidl 🔥🔥🔥🥙😋😋

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984 Upvotes

r/shittyfoodporn • • 17h ago

Today's ration: egg salad sandwiches

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459 Upvotes

Possibly the least expired thing i posted here.

The mayonnaise was new, the bread is new (both bought a few weeks ago). The mustard is old as it expired in 2021.

The eggs have been sitting on a windowsill to age for 3 weeks and are finally ripe enough to use.

I also biked out in freezing temperatures to get ice cream in the next township over, though legally it can't be called ice cream. I was violently shivering when i got home and ate it, probably didn't help with the mild hypothermia i got from biking out to get it, finally cold enough weather to bring ice cream home (20f at night, peaking at 50f this afternoon, was still 28f when biking plus wind-chill).

Probably 2200 calories for today, 50g protein, burned at least 800 calories for that bike trip.


r/shittyfoodporn • • 17h ago

My dinner almost every week. Brother thought it belonged on here.

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377 Upvotes

Ukha/Fish Soup. I don't think it looks bad, but everyone around me is saying it does. Even better if the broth is prepared with fish heads and tails, but I just settled for salmon chunks today.

Edit: Since others are actually asking, I think this recipe is a good starting point. You can sub in whatever fish you want or other veggies:

https://momsdish.com/recipe/708/fish-soup-aka-ukha


r/shittyfoodporn • • 7h ago

Quesadilla (just need to fold it)

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56 Upvotes

Hard as a rock Whole Foods tortilla + sharp cheddar


r/shittyfoodporn • • 13h ago

Leftover Taco Bell and leftover Mexican soup

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138 Upvotes

r/shittyfoodporn • • 9h ago

Friend made canned chicken cheese bake with... lettuce.

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74 Upvotes

r/shittyfoodporn • • 4h ago

Chia seeds mixed with fig jam and cottage cheese.

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17 Upvotes

Looks terrible, but it's good. Also having broccoli with spinach dip and a piece of cheese


r/shittyfoodporn • • 12h ago

POV: FIL last supper meal

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56 Upvotes

Father in law eats like this everyday. Looks like a last meal request for someone on deathrow


r/shittyfoodporn • • 19h ago

Breadzza

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180 Upvotes

Jalapeno deli bread, garlic pizza sauce, kraft easy melt mozzarella with cream cheese, thick cut pepperoni


r/shittyfoodporn • • 13h ago

Mushroom pâté was good; leftovers not so much

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44 Upvotes

r/shittyfoodporn • • 1d ago

Idk anymore

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1.6k Upvotes

Cooked the cookie dough log in the airfryer in tinfoil it has the texture of a moist cake somehow and is a true representation of my greed. I will never apologise


r/shittyfoodporn • • 1d ago

I improved my frozen Margherita with frozen meatballs.

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800 Upvotes

All you Italians can eff off!


r/shittyfoodporn • • 21h ago

Crown Roast of Frankfurters.

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164 Upvotes

r/shittyfoodporn • • 14h ago

Cheddar cheese slices with sriracha

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28 Upvotes

Surprisingly good


r/shittyfoodporn • • 8h ago

My Oats

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7 Upvotes

Sunflower butter, chocolate chips, milk, and oats. Supper.


r/shittyfoodporn • • 21h ago

Ham and Bananas Hollendaise.

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75 Upvotes

r/shittyfoodporn • • 12h ago

sardine pâté

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17 Upvotes

r/shittyfoodporn • • 17h ago

Cake

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31 Upvotes

Work made a Chocolate cake with caramel sauce, golden raisins, regular raisins, coconut, chocolate, red, white, and blue sprinkles, pecans, skittles, and chocolate pieces
Yes i ate it


r/shittyfoodporn • • 17h ago

Open Face Bean and Cheese Burrito

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25 Upvotes

r/shittyfoodporn • • 10h ago

Japanese beef curry, toasted lemon/garlic rice.

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7 Upvotes

r/shittyfoodporn • • 18h ago

salt and vinegar kettle chips + pico de gallo with a spoon

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24 Upvotes

moving/packing a house and didn’t want to use my fingers. already packed the cutlery


r/shittyfoodporn • • 16h ago

Threet Potato (Sweet Potato 3-ways)

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15 Upvotes

Made with scraps in a cave (lacking greens)

Two savory, one sweet

Eaten over sink

The sweet one stands out


r/shittyfoodporn • • 1d ago

Bf sent this+my replies

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278 Upvotes

r/shittyfoodporn • • 1d ago

stuffed peppers and velveeta

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249 Upvotes