Geordi makes it look pretty damn smooth. He always keeps his calm when gracefully rolling away from a warp core breach.

What other maneuvers could be named after the TNG crew?

There were 1997 Star Trek movies released from Star Trek 11 to Star Trek 2008 but I can't find them anywhere.

Not on streaming. Not on any pirate sites. Nobody even seems to know if they even exist.

Where can I get them and are any of them worth watching?

Hi Shittydaystrom, I’m from a mirror universe (btw please stop calling the evil one THE mirror universe, there’s at least six.)

I wanted to show you guys what the Star Trek movies are like in our dimension. Are they much different? Also in my universe, Shittydaystrom is the best Star Trek sub, so I hope it’s the same here :)

STAR TREK: The Still Picture (1979). This one was an artsy collab with renowned auteur George Lucas, and is 78 minutes of the camera pointed at an oil painting of the cast playing poker with some dogs while disco music plays. It made very little money and had a mixed reception. I like it, kind of, but partly because it’s so short and because of the timeless soundtrack.

STAR TREK II: The Joy of Khan (1982). Khan is super happy to meet Chekov for the first time when he lands on his paradise planet in between testing the Federation’s new Genocide Torpedo. In the end, the whole crew have a lovely party with Khan and friends, although Spock lives it up a bit too much and makes everyone feel uncomfortable.

Best line: “I feel… old.” Cruellest line is easily Spock to Kirk: "I've never really considered us friends."

Considered one of the worst Star Trek movies.

STAR TREK III: Avoiding Spock (1984). After the events of II, the crew attempt to hide from Spock with the help of the friendly Commander Kruge, who wants Kirk to form a better relationship with his son, David. In the end, Spock dies. Considered a good Trek film by most, with Spock’s death scene eliciting howls of laughter from young and old alike.

Best line is Kirk whispering to Kruge: “I… can’t get… enough… of you…”

STAR TREK IV: Staying Out Of It (1986). The least commercially successful Star Trek film and another stinker. When an ancient probe attacks Earth intending to exterminate all whales, the crew decide to just sort of wait and hope it all blows over. Kirk flirts with a Japanese chef who teaches him how to make whale tatsutaage.

Best line (hard to choose from this turgid script tbh): “I’m from outer space, but I work in Iowa.”

God I hate this movie. It’s no Star Trek V, that’s for sure.

STAR TREK V: The Initial Heartland (1989). Now this is cinema! Lavished with a huge budget, special effects by ILM, and a sizzling script by William Shatner (who also directs with panache and aplomb, and really lets his costars shine) this is considered one of the very best Trek flicks. In TIH, Kirk and co meet the brooding, unemotional Sybok, Spock’s secret full sister. In a 58 minute scene with only four cuts, Kirk passionately proves the existence of God to Sybok, before tracking down a Klingon commander (Kelsey Grammer) and murdering him for no reason.

Best line: “Why wouldn’t God need a starship?”

STAR TREK VI: The Familiar Country (1991). Sadly, back to Yawnsville with this one. Nick Meyer returns despite the execrable Joy of Khan and his direction here is woeful. After the Klingon moon Praxis (yeah, subtle) implodes, the Klingons declare war on the Federation, leading to dull action scene after dull action scene. The dialogue in this is atrocious, too. Maybe if they’d brought Spock back it’d be interesting, although he was never a popular character.

Oh, and Christopher Plummer plays a Klingon General who keeps asking Kirk to read him sonnets during battle. 2nd worst Trek movie IMO.

Best line: “I’ve always trusted Klingons and I always will. I can never repay them for what they did for my boy. How can history get past people like me? Pretty easily, actually, now I think about it.”

There was an anonymous complaint filed and now I have a meeting with HR.

My daughter (9f) has an online math class tonight, which at first she thought was a Chinese class. When her mom corrected her, she said "Tomato tomato, data data, what's the difference"

Naturally I said, "One is my name. The other is not"

She just said: "What?"

Clearly I need to do a better job introducing her to the classics

They’re going after Kennedy this time.

O’Brien: Yes sir, I do. The writers forgot that your transporter mishap was not even on the Enterprise where I was a transporter chief with Will Riker, so your supposed to assume I was the reason for you splitting off of Will the Thrill to become Tom.

Have we ever seen them? Does he have so much ear hair that he combs it into his ponytail...targtail?

I have to decide whether I should accept a promotion to Captain, or if I should just pass it up and stay a Commander indefinitely (which I'm sure will not damage my career at all). So, I thought watching a Holonovel of Will Riker watching a Holonovel would help me with my decision. But it looks like all the good parts are already taken. Do you think playing Phlox's Pyrithian Bat would give me insight into my major life decision?

So what would be some creative and fun pick up lines for various characters? I’ll start: Picard-“You know my heart’s not the only thing that’s artificial.” Followed by a wink. Be creative. I’m sick and bored.

Borg Queen - hyper controlling mother
Janeway Lizard - Abandoned her kids.
Lursa - Kept her kid a secret, went into battle and then Riker blew it up
Crusher- Hyper controlled one kid, and then hyper controlled the next (hid him from Picard). Also had sex candle parties.
Erin Hansen - takes her kid on Borg expeditions.

What shitty mothers.

His memory and personality patterns were copied so perfectly, the crew couldn't tell the difference.

60ish years later, his power cells are still running strong.

Like Kirk said about Spock in star trek 3 where spocks soul is the most human I can say for an android data is probably more human than anyone short of riker.

Not many people know this, but “sect” is a mistranslation. Their word is actually more close to “strain” in meaning. Anyways I’ve got a sticky Nistrim/Pommar hybrid that hits you so hard you forget how to use the kitchen sink. What’s your favorite sect/strain? There’s someone trying to break into my quarters and the replicator is whispering to me. Guess I better go replicate taco bell to shut it up.

I was watching a live production of the musical based off of that deep space nine episode and I noticed that they recasted sisko I mean I understand that Avery Brooks is getting older but he looks nothing like him 1/10

The Ferengi Government is taking a break from debating an amendment to the Rules of Acquisition to make this decision about how we will refer to pinkskins.