VAGUE TECHNICAL JARGON AND THREATS TO EXPOSE EVERYONES PERSONAL INFORMATION.

LIST OF ABSURD DEMANDS INCLUDING 50 MILLION USD IN UNTRACEABLE BITCOIN, A LIFETIME SUPPLY OF POPEYES CHICKEN TENDERS, AND IMMEDIATE REVERSAL OF PERMANENT BAN FROM POKEMON SUBREDDIT.

WARNING THAT EVERYONE HAS 24 HOURS TO COMPLY OR HACKER WILL RELEASE EVERYONES BROWSER HISTORY TO THEIR MOTHERS.

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IMAGE DECLARING A MEME CHECKPOINT AND DEMANDING THE MOST RECENT MEME YOU SAVED

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STORY FROM A PERSON THAT DOESN'T REALISE THEY'RE GAY

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CLARIFICATION THAT OP WANTS OPTION 1 AND 3 TO HAVE EQUAL VOTES, THUS MAKING A BETTER SHAPE

POST STILL IS NOT REMOVED BY MODS AND IS ACTUALLY WELL VOTED

DESCRIPTION OF HOW OP DOES THIS THING, DESCRBING THEM DOING IT AS LITERALLY EVERYONE IN THE WORLD, ACTING LIKES ITS SOMETHING RARE

BLATANT STATEMENT ABOUT IMPORTANT CHARACTER DYING
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