r/SCJerk • u/UnionHustler • 5h ago

Sami always remembers past legends 🔥

352 Upvotes

26 comments

r/SCJerk • u/SlipperyKooter • 8h ago

Study CageMatch and get back to me.

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210 Upvotes

32 comments

r/SCJerk • u/noobidy_mysterica • 11h ago

Punk hit his finish and took the piss going for the cover, Fish was down for an 8 count, Punk buried the guy whether he meant it or not if Fish doesn't kick at 3.1s. It's the plausible deniability big-leaguing that Punk's done for years. Difficult to prove, but obvious to those paying attention.

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219 Upvotes

How dare Punk try to sell his injury!

114 comments

r/SCJerk • u/SlipperyKooter • 3h ago

WWE is working hard on promotional material for Crown Jewel

114 Upvotes

7 comments

r/SCJerk • u/ArunKT26 • 4h ago

THEY'RE ATTACKING THE GOOD GUYS' STAR MERCHANT, QUICK, GOOFIES ASSEMBLE

132 Upvotes

41 comments

r/SCJerk • u/jtcxx33 • 6h ago

Sign of the apocalypse: the AIs are being trained on SCJerk

147 Upvotes

20 comments

r/SCJerk • u/Constant_Stomach2009 • 6h ago

Dave pauses his usual twitter meltdowns to address another twitter meltdown

123 Upvotes

69 comments

r/SCJerk • u/DanoDurron • 4h ago

John Cena to appear NXT is on Wednesday night You can’t make this shit up. Are they competition or not WWE?

60 Upvotes

What do you mean we made fun of PorNXXXT when they didn’t bother to stack up their show against AEW and Still one?

26 comments

r/SCJerk • u/Educational_View3687 • 2h ago

"Cornette do you see Meltzer crashing out about you on Twitter?"

36 Upvotes

11 comments

r/SCJerk • u/Paxx_Romana • 9h ago

We can't allow WWE videos because they are very aggressive in their copyright strikes. They just happen to fail every time a video meant to shit on them and get everyone riled up is posted.

108 Upvotes

20 comments

r/SCJerk • u/Lord_Zeffree • 12h ago

DAE this Stone Cold guy was ok but Mox is a way better promo

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180 Upvotes

And it's not just me saying it. The reputable and unbiased Dave Meltzer also says it.

35 comments

r/SCJerk • u/BoomanShames • 2h ago

Who is that one wrestler who just doesn’t click for you?

26 Upvotes

if you’re looking for any mention of dub wrestlers, check the downvoted comments

10 comments

r/SCJerk • u/Suspicious-Rich-3212 • 3h ago

See?! Fed scared!

24 Upvotes

Ignore the fact that Cody was always scheduled to present the DUSTY Cup and the Cena Classic in December, fed is just running scared!

2 comments

r/SCJerk • u/NotClayMerritt • 7h ago

Fed interacting with streamers just proves how out of touch everyone in the company is. Nobody wants this!!! Pic unrelated

41 Upvotes

19 comments

r/SCJerk • u/Reysun_2185 • 3h ago

Bruce Prichard is leaving Creative?!?!

21 Upvotes

2 comments

r/SCJerk • u/DanceTheNight88 • 5h ago

Rapist Danny Masterson lost his rape conviction appeal today. DAE remember when this rapist was paid by the Fed to appear on Raw? (note for the Discord's eyes only: we've already reached our Saudi quota for today, this is the best we can find for this hour's Fed Bad)

27 Upvotes

14 comments

r/SCJerk • u/j_infamous • 11h ago

WWE's steadfast insistence on running Crown Jewel despite overt threats against American lives in the region makes it clear how badly wrestling needs a union.

65 Upvotes

Good thing the Elite and Cody are going to start a union with the upstart promotion All Elite Wrestling. No one will have to do these kinds of shows again.

23 comments

r/SCJerk • u/Second_City_Saint • 12h ago

Crown Jewel

77 Upvotes

Bad.

🔼🔼🔼🔼🔼🔼⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⏫️⏫️⏫️⏫️⏫️⤴️⤴️⤴️⤴️👆👆👆👆👆👆👍👍👍👍👍

8 comments

r/SCJerk • u/Miserable_Mobile_708 • 5h ago

Last night: DAE the Fed is working us with Vaquer’s medical angle?

23 Upvotes

“This is so obviously a work”

“DAE they’re insulting the viewers intelligence with this angle? We just saw her work a house show 2 nights ago”

“WWE doesn’t realize people have internet and can see she worked a house show”

18 comments

r/SCJerk • u/StoneColdAM • 2h ago

Triple H when NXT goes head to head with AEW again Spoiler

13 Upvotes

3 comments

r/SCJerk • u/DanoDurron • 14h ago

CVV is ok but I don’t expect him ask real questions. That’s for real journalists like Meltzer, SRS, etc.

101 Upvotes

19 comments

r/SCJerk • u/TaylorsOnlyVersion • 12h ago

BREAKING: AEW HOF Commentator, Jim Ross, was reportedly given the “N-word” pass last year by Excalibur (who has plenty of experience using the word). Despite having the pass, Ross has YET to use it and is instead, “saving it for a rainy day.”

65 Upvotes

7 comments

r/SCJerk • u/nguyenjitsu • 13h ago

Low-key feels like this was written up by an AI considering how similar all of this is. But I may just be paranoid lol

69 Upvotes

28 comments

r/SCJerk • u/DoubleOrNothing90 • 11h ago

Just your periodic reminder that it's Hulk Hogan's fault there's no wrestlers union

48 Upvotes

If only wrestlers in positions of power could create a union.......and by that I mean ONLY WWE wrestlers should unionize. That is all.

25 comments

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