r/PoursTea • Timendi Causa Est Nescire • 13d ago

Sipping Tea A rhetorical question.

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u/SamHainLoomis13 13d ago

Because they don't know how to pronounce it? šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø

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u/Sarah_Listens 13d ago

I pronounce it CashApp šŸ¤·šŸ¼ā€ā™€ļø

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u/Significant_Salt_813 13d ago

ā€œBitchā€?

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u/covfefemesurprised 12d ago

Ka$hGrab is my choice.

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u/Lost_Department_2177 13d ago

Maybe the dea will open a program up called rent-a-sitter to fund local education programs after they reschedule all those medicines.

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u/Nervous-Canary-517 12d ago

He's only in it for the kash anyway

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u/Reasonable_Film_4348 13d ago

I always feel like his eyes are about to pop out of their sockets

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u/Sarah_Listens 12d ago

This is a lot of evidence that his mom dropped him when he was a baby.

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

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u/thirdaccounttoday 13d ago

Cry about name-calling to someone who cares?

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u/T33CH33R 13d ago

Because they know their constituents are racists.

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u/SciFiPi 13d ago

Nikki Haley = Nimarata Randhawa

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u/B3astit 13d ago

I pronounce it, Cashapp Paramount Patel

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u/LemonButterRum 13d ago

also, this guy is a nobody, who gives a F

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u/FedrinKeening 13d ago

I mean, he's the head of the FBI. I would love for him to return to nobody status.

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u/10kforge 12d ago

They will mispronounce the full name a lot when they turn on him eventually as they always do

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u/gitbse 12d ago

Tokens always get spent.

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u/superfluous_crunch37 13d ago

His name is Cashapp

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u/vrxz 13d ago

Cashapp Paypal

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u/zappaphicrappa 13d ago

The Orange One probably hired him because he thought his name was Cashapp.

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u/InfiniteDelusion094 13d ago

Well he is a scammer. Nominative determinism I guess.

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u/superfluous_crunch37 13d ago

This is the kind of comment I need in my life

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u/thecamino 13d ago

Same reason they don’t talk about Scott Bessent and Peter Thiel being gay but make gay jokes about Talarico. Or how they want to get rid of ā€œforeignersā€ and deify Musk. They have no beliefs beyond Trigger the Libs.

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u/Silkbagofpuppyears 13d ago

Dr Oz is Mehmet Cengiz Oz

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u/Three_Twenty-Three 13d ago

Wait until they find out what Mehmet means!

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u/Green_Fan_8925 13d ago

What even does it mean?

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u/Three_Twenty-Three 13d ago

It's the Turkish form of Muhammad! The god of the Muslims!

(Not really, of course, although since the medieval era, it's been a common misunderstanding that Muslims worship Muhammad the way Christians worship Jesus. Muslims were even called "Mohammedans" from about 1660 up until the 1960s, even in respected publications.)

And the Cengiz is the Turkish form of Genghis, as in Genghis Khan, the infamous medieval conqueror.

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u/ChrisBegeman 13d ago

You should really ask Rafael Edward Cruz.

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u/Unlucky-Cup-5461 13d ago

I know him as Rafael Edward Munster Cruz. Note he has a little Trump on his chin.

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u/Vyntarus 13d ago

Trumpbutt(er)

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u/JayneWasRight 13d ago

Came here to say this

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u/Day_Old_Paper 13d ago

Obama’s middle name makes elderly whites scared and that’s how maga gets its votes.

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u/geGamedev 13d ago

As far as I can tell, that's all it took for my dad to hit the "brain off" switch when Obama was running.

Oh no! A name!

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u/nullptr777 13d ago

Yep. They hear Hussein and immediately connect it with Saddam. It would be funny if it wasn't so sad.

I'm not American so I don't know much about the man or his politics, but Barack Obama seems like he's legit one of the classiest men alive. He deserves better than the shit he's getting right now.

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u/JeanEBH 13d ago

Donald Trump can’t pronounce his full name. He’s not familiar with that ethnicity and language. And neither of the three names is negatively related to anyone.

Hussein has been a name associated with ā€œbadā€ and ā€œterroristā€ā€™since Saddam Hussein, so Trump likes to make that connection.

And MAGA does whatever he says.

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u/JustToyingAround73 13d ago

Because they're all hypocrites.

Remember them rising up against Russia? They embrace them now lovingly.

Their rage about pedophiles? Their dear leader is King Pedo himself and refuses to releases the Epstein filesb with his name find some 35k+ times within.

Draining the swamp? LOL, they are swamp and they're draining as much money from the fed reserve and inside trading like it's a candy store.

Wearing a single surgical mask to ward against the spread of covid? ICE agents happily wear them to shoot and kill civilians.

I could really keep going but I have a feeling others here will give other great examples.

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u/mattisiefker 13d ago

Well said. How about them stating " the Dems are Communist" and Trump himself is best buddies with 3 of the most communist leaders. Oh ya, and Netanyahu, another piece of shit.

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u/Frequent_Opportunist 13d ago

Bibi orchestrated October 7th by paying Hamas millions of dollars through Qatar every month and issuing a stand-down order to the IDF to slaughter their own people for an excuse to ethnically cleanse their neighbors in an attempt to reach their goal of greater Israel. They shoot 9 year old children claiming they are terrorists and pack two way radios with explosives with no regard to will have them when they go off. Actual terrorism.

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u/WastedNinja24 12d ago

I remember someone (a comedian, I think) saying, ā€œHe drained the swamp, alright, and found his Cabinet at the bottom.ā€

That was during his first term.

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u/BloodFartz69 13d ago

The same reason they are being bankrolled by a Nazi pedophile.

Because they're Nazi pedophile supporters.

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u/OPGuest 12d ago

Kashme Ousside Patel

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u/covfefemesurprised 12d ago

Kashgrab Crosseid Patheticel 

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u/SorryConstant 13d ago

Or how they don't acknowledge Dr Oz being Muslim? Seems like something they would completely jump all over if the shoe was on the other foot. Saying shit like "The TERRIBLE DR of DEATH MEHMET Cengiz OZ" completely normal sounding for one side of the aisle and unhinged for the other šŸ™„šŸ˜‘ It's so tiring with these people

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u/covfefemesurprised 12d ago

Dr Oz is not a Muslim. He believes in the Temple of Charlatan, the destroyer. 

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u/hskfmn 13d ago

Seriously asking — why continue trying to defame Obama? It’s not like he’s ever going to be running for political office again. It’s one thing to make blatantly racist remarks about a candidate trying to win office (like what he’s saying about El-Sayed), but Obama isn’t running and never will run again.

Why consistently try to drum up hate & fear against someone who is quite frankly politically irrelevant?

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u/PathofDestinyRPG 12d ago edited 12d ago

They’re trying to link Democrats to radical terrorists in the minds of right wing voters. If you pay attention to how his name is said, they’re not so much addressing his entire name as they are stressing the Hussein in the middle.

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u/piercedmfootonaspike 13d ago

Because autocrats only work when there are Boogeymen, even if said Boogeymen make nonsense.

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u/Going2beBANNEDanyway 12d ago

Because Obama made fun of him once and Trumps brain can’t let that go. He is a severe narcissist.

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u/MarkinhoO 13d ago

They aren't exactly famous for making sense

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u/williamgman 12d ago

There are still MILLIONS that believe Obama caused all of their problems. And they also believe the current president can and should run again.

(Man, it's tough to type comments in this sub without getting the "watch your rhetoric warning" flag). 😜

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u/the_millenial_falcon 12d ago

Because to the base Obummer is always lurking in the shadows ready to strike, but if you vote republican he can be thwarted I guess.

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u/Monsieur_Brochant 13d ago

Because Saddam

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u/ChrisEFWTX 13d ago

Must feel sorry for him having those hideous fish eyes.

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u/crazywrangler616 13d ago

Just saying that name makes one’s eyes cross into themselves

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u/MadAstrid 13d ago

Or Rafael Edwardo Cruz, or Mehmet Cenget Oz, or Nimrata Randhawa?

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u/Here4daKicks 13d ago

Wow, didn’t know his first name was Ka$happ, seems fitting for this timeline

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u/reddit001aa1 13d ago

They'll get rid of him when he's no longer useful

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u/Ok-Buyer5027 13d ago

When was he useful?

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u/RandomStoddard 12d ago

Obama has always been useful to Trump. He uses people’s fear and hate to drum up support and donations. Obama is the perfect boogeyman for them as he is black, has a weird sounding name (in their minds), and uses big words when speaking, which makes him ā€œan elitistā€.

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u/Dont_Touch_Me_There9 13d ago

Because he's one of the 'Good Ones'

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u/AkimahenkaCat 13d ago

I think we should consult Dr. Mehmet CENGIZ Oz about this.

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u/Bobcat1999-1 13d ago

Well for starters, can you imagine our articulate , eloquent,lucid president trying to rattle that one off? He can only say Obama name because he’s jealous and envious

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u/Turbulent-Society-30 13d ago

Because Trump knows his cult is dumb enough to think Obama is somehow related to Saddam. They're that dumb.

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u/Salty-Ad6128 13d ago

Well you know KPP
Yea you know me
Well you know KPP!!

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u/Odd-Fun-6042 13d ago

Car pramrod?

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u/thatfamilyguy_vr 13d ago

Say car ramrod!!

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u/jm17lfc 13d ago

Kash Yap? Should we call him at 1-900-555-YAPP?

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u/Gomez4Morticia 13d ago

No matter what facial expression that guy tries to emote, it always looks like mistress went another half inch deeper with the the BIG toy

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u/PercyvonPickles 13d ago

Always looks like he trusted a fart he shouldn't have.

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u/Gomez4Morticia 13d ago

Never trust a fart, Kahy boy

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u/AwarenessFun8749 13d ago

Cockeyed prick

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u/Anxious_Drive_9998 13d ago

The name Hussein means "good," "handsome," or "beautiful"

John means toilet or man who hires prostitutes.

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u/Odd-Mode9275 13d ago

Maga doesn’t even care that Trump is an anchor baby produced by two immigrants.

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u/Daatsit 13d ago

Googly eyed chud

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u/Firebird5000 13d ago

They can’t pronounce it so they just call him ol’crazy eyes

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u/AccomplishedSmell921 13d ago

It’s a dog whistle. His full name is supposed to sound un American. They really lean into the ā€œHUSSEINā€ part too…..Also playing on Islamophobia.
It’s classic Trump/Republican branding.

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u/Wuz314159 13d ago
  • Nimarata "Nikki" Haley (nĆ©e Randhawa)

  • Piyush "Bobby" Jindal

  • Rafael "Ted" Cruz

Republicans always change their name to appear less foreign.

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u/Inevitable-Emu-6626 12d ago

Because none of them can say his full name.

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u/Distressed_Ocelot 12d ago

Kashyap Pramod Patel! Isn't he head of the Federal Beastiality Initiative?

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u/MainEmergency8396 7d ago

Or Ramaswamy.

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u/cairob3 13d ago

Trump said they are dumb. That's why.

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u/nimblybimbly3000 13d ago

Seriously how was this curry-turd chosen?!

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u/Expert_Towel_101 13d ago

Cuz nobody’s down w KPP

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u/Alternative-Angle214 13d ago

Old Google eyes

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u/Individual-Sell-7022 13d ago

Cashapp Patel?

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u/blandonia 13d ago

Wow. His expression in this picture is kashyap.

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u/RazAlGul7 13d ago

Because they will think you asking them to send them money on cashapp

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u/Confident-Income567 13d ago

Who, their bug-eyed lush?

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u/BigSugar27 13d ago

Because they don't have the brain power anymore they used up most of it just learning how to say Obamas name

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u/VtoadTHE4th 13d ago

They can't pronounce it

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u/imastirthepot 13d ago

His name is cash app?

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u/Buzzspice727 13d ago

Cashapp?

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u/havocmarauder 13d ago

Lack the brain cells to retain, recall and pronounce the name.

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u/TonightSlight1896 13d ago

Because one is American and the other isn't.

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u/Olden_Grey_1889 13d ago

Maybe because it doesn't roll easily off the Cash epiglottitis without a bunch of beers.

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u/alucardian_official 13d ago

CashApp Nimod

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u/harvestmoon63 13d ago

Obvious indeed

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u/Such-Neck-1889 13d ago

Kashyap would be a winner to use for sure.

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u/Unlucky-Cup-5461 13d ago

Mr Frump is a petulant child trapped in a Yoda body. He's jealous of Obama so he tries to denigrate him by falsely painting him as a Muslim and playing to his racist base. Mr Patel is a loyal lap dog on a short leash who is nearly as moronic as Frump. Should Patel's status change, the racist hyperbole will be directed at him as well.

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u/IwasDeadinstead 13d ago

Deport him

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u/lincolnlogtermite 13d ago

Respect where respect is due. Kash does not deserve any respect.

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u/penilesensorydevice 13d ago

Rasict dog whistle.

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u/gamefreakgcb 13d ago

Or Nicki Haley

Or Ted Cruise (not as bad, but he's canadian trying to sound southern)

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u/spaceaige 13d ago

It’s not a muslim name

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u/cyberchaox 13d ago

Cashapp Patel?

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u/Ninsiann 13d ago

Hypocracy

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u/Jim-Jones 13d ago

One of their core values is racism, enhanced with other bigotries.

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u/speaster 13d ago

Google eyed Russian milquetoast plant.

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u/Popular-Departure165 13d ago

Or Rafael Cruz, or Nimarata Randhawa.

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u/tsfkingsport 13d ago

Because he’s CASH MONEY!! Look up the supplements he was selling before becoming FBI Director, very funny stuff.

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u/Empty-Drummer-1486 13d ago

We call him Yappy.

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u/Beautiful-Musk-Ox 13d ago

his first name is cash app? lol

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u/Plane-Fan9006 13d ago

I'm sorry...what was the question??? I lost focus trying to figure out which eye to make contact with...

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u/Hellfirewanna 13d ago

All the media should start using is full legal name.

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u/Blacksad9999 13d ago

Same with Raphael Cruz and Nimarata "Nikki" Randhawa Haley.

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u/hlvr25 13d ago

Islamophobia. That’s why.

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u/Don_bon_darley012 13d ago

I thought his full name was SpiderKa$h

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u/Significant_Salt_813 13d ago

This is a great point. How many of the high level appointees have changed their names? Their faces? Wonder if there are more inside trumpers transitioning than in the NCAA D1?

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u/AJTaylor1000 13d ago

Don't forget Mehmet Cengiz Oz

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u/boatenvy 13d ago

Or Rafael Edward Cruz

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u/Sabbathius 13d ago

Yep, I always address them properly: Rafael Cruz, Nimarata Haley, etc.

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u/Top-Sleep-4669 13d ago

Ketchup. Ramrod. Mattel.

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u/Turbulent_Ear56 13d ago

Kashyap "Pickme" Patel. Im cool right guys??? Right guys????

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u/Artistic-Tip2405 13d ago

Kash yap Pram od Pat el

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u/Jake-Armitage-2050 13d ago

Pramod is our dialect is sperm...

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u/Whynotdriveatank 13d ago

Patel motel cartel.

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u/Not_Sure__Camacho 13d ago

Middle name pronounced like "commode"?  

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u/Modman1618 13d ago

Their hypocrisy knows no bounds

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u/ReplacementLatter467 13d ago

They just like to be rude because he’s 1/2 black

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u/Direct_Tomorrow_9927 13d ago

Well, ya see, reds looooove to point out that Obama shares a name with Saddam Hussein. If these morons had ever been to a mosque or just met a few folks from the Middle East or just a few Muslims then they’d know the Hussein and Mohammad are suuuuuuper common names.

But then, they don’t care anyway. They just hate anyone that’s non-white.

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u/PureCockroach2142 13d ago

it is "Kashyap Vinod Pramod Patel " to you

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u/louisa1925 13d ago

I do the same for Donald child predator Trump

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u/lnTheGrimDarkness 13d ago

Because using his full name would stress how he's the son of two immigrants. Since they're desperately trying to attack adversaries with this argument they can't be completely transparent about the fact that there are many immigrants and descendants of immigrants on their side too. Since it's purely a matter of political belief and obviously not a matter of immigration or being from elsewhere.

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u/66catman 13d ago

Kash app pray mod Patel. Easy to remember

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u/jjb0ne 12d ago

all i see is aziz ansari

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u/Peaceonhotdogs 12d ago

I’m shocked

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u/another_awesome_acct 12d ago

LMAO his name is kashyap??

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u/Happy-Oral-4452 12d ago

Bro trying to force reboot MAGA brains 🫔

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u/B0wmanHall 12d ago

Kashyap ate my cat.

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u/AcadienDC 12d ago

Cash app?

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u/korpiz 12d ago

Because Trump doesn’t know Patel’s name. He’s the little brown guy with the weird eye that isn’t Sammy Davis Jr. in Donnie’s addled brain.

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u/DG_FANATIC 12d ago

Because they’re fucking dumb. REALLY dumb. You literally have to be either profoundly stupid or evil or both to support MAGA. Lots of shells of human beings out there.

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u/CarsCarpal 12d ago

Ka$h Paypal

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u/Mrrrrggggl 12d ago

It is because they can’t pronounce his whole name.

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u/TheSirBeefCake 12d ago

Because they cant pronounce it 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Fair-Craft8059 12d ago

MAGA hates people that are against them. If you're brown and for them you are good

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u/MadScienzz 12d ago

Slapdash Kash looks like he's on Hash

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u/ElkDue4803 12d ago

Wait his name isnt Kash???

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u/jackm315ter 12d ago

KashApp Partell

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u/Desperate-Fold-4689 12d ago

Patel is an alcoholic puppet for President Pedo.

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u/Responsible_Fuel7005 12d ago

Because we spent years (decades?) name dropping Saddam Hussein as an enemy in American media and republican strategists know that their MAGA followers hear ā€œHusseinā€ and they get automatically triggered.

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u/MrFyxet99 12d ago

They think ā€œHussein ā€œ makes him sound like an evil middle easterner. Kashyap pramod doesn’t have the same connotations.

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u/williamgman 12d ago

Just call him "Ol Snake Eyes".

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u/gobbler468 12d ago

I wonder.

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u/Flashy-Rabbit6435 12d ago

That's not a name - it's a shitty hand at Scrabble...

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u/Big-Lettuce644 12d ago

Rafael Theodore Cruz

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u/LaStigmata 12d ago

Fuck Kashyap

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u/Arabia_Sultani 8d ago

Damn Patel 🤢

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u/thehorrorcontinues13 13d ago

Because Patel isn't a Muslim, and they perceive that Obama must be a secret Muslim.