r/Portal • • 9m ago

Dontthinkaboutit dontthinkaboutit dontthinkaboutit

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r/Portal • • 7h ago

Arts and crafts Finished the model of GLaDOS that I posted earlier, and dare I say, Federal regulations require me to warn you that this next test chamber... is looking pretty good.

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Decided to go ahead and knock it out tonight, even though it's basically midnight at this point, I was so close I just didn't wanna stop, I think the modifications definitely help it a lot more than I thought it would


r/Portal • • 8h ago

Meme Glados jojo stand idea

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I think a fitting Stand for glados from Portal would be something resembling Purple Haze from Jojo Golden Wind.

I think it would embody her the best due to stands in jojo are often times a visual manifestation of their user's personality, subconscious desires, fears, or core (pun intended) traits.

In glados’s case, the stand would be sort of shaped around glados unconscious anger and regret stemming from the forced transformation of Caroline into glados even if glados now does not remember being Caroline until midway thru Portal 2.

the Stand in this case would look like the Anger Core more than anything. since that core was either meant to contain glados’s rage or to amplify it, so the Stand would appear as that whilst also sort of being a metaphor to the caroline thing I mentioned eariler.

also Instead of releasing a flesh-eating virus it would emit a potent and deadly neurotoxin when it hits something instead.


r/Portal • • 9h ago

Discussion Everything is Portal...

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I can prove it. Starting with the alphabet. A=Aperture. B=Bromine and where do you usually find it? Safely contained within a lab or a research facility, same place where you can find other elements. And what else is a research facility and a lab? Aperture Laboratories. C=Caroline. D=Digging. And where does digging take place nine times out of 10? Either your dog in the backyard or mining. And what is inside the old salt mine? Aperture Laboratories. E=Erratic. Erratic is more on the extreme side, like erratic behavior. Much like the behavior the CEO of Aperture Laboratories exhibited before his inevitable demise. F=Four. The number. And what else is there four of that we see in the second game? Cores. Fact, Wheatley, Space and Adventure. But I guess technically five, counting GLaDOS, but I am only counting the ball shaped ones. ​G=GLaDOS. H=Hell. Android hell. I=Idiot. Idiot is a negative word used to describe someone's low IQ or foolish actions. And what is another word that is used to describe someone foolish? Moron. And what does GLaDOS call Wheatley? A moron. J=Jk Simmons. The man who voices Cave. K=kilometer. Part of a unit of measurement. And what uses those measurements on a daily basis? Researchers or math teachers. And where do you find researchers? Labs. Aperture Laboratories. L=Laboratory. Aperture Laboratories. M=Michigan. And what is under michigan? Aperture Laboratories. N=Nolan North, the guy that voices Adventure Core. O=The letter O is shaped like a ball, something round. Spherical. And what else is spherical? Turrets and the Cores. P=Plants. And what do plants like to do? Grow. A lot. Depending on the species. And where do you find overgrowth? In unkempt or abandoned places. What is an example of this? Aperture Laboratories. Q=Quick. Quick can be used to describe the speed of something. Or saying that someone is a quick thinker. And who thinks with a quickness? GLaDOS. R=Rust. And where can you find rest? In damp, metal places. And where can you find those? In old Aperture. S=Stop. I should probably stop by now, but I do not want to. Whoever got anywhere by stopping? Certainly not Aperture 😂. T=Testing. And who does a lot of testing? GLaDOS of course. U=Universal. And what do we see in the universal intro? Space. And who loves space? Space Core himself. V=Vehicle. And what do you use vehicles for? Transportation, or to transport goods from one place to another. And what uses that the most? Big ass corporations and companies. And what else is a big ass company? That's right, Aperture Laboratories. W=Wrath. And what does everyone feel? GLaDOS's wrath. X=X-ray. And where do people get x-rays? Usually in hospitals or authorized labs. And what is an unauthorized lab? Aperture Laboratories. Y=You have sat here and read through this entire thing, are you doing okay? Okay, jokes aside, Y=You. you are very likely to be a Portal fan, and you are interacting with this post or just viewing it, that has to do with Portal. As for Z, I am catching them right now. Byeee.... 😴💤


r/Portal • • 9h ago

Portal 1 You can get Portal for free?

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I purchased both Portal and Portal 2, then installed Portal with RTX. I ended up refunding them both and got my money back, but I still have and can play Portal with RTX.

Is this a known thing? I'm like 97% sure you can't get Portal with RTX without Portal. I can play Portal with RTX with no issues.

And don't ask why I refunded it 😡

I'll probably get Portal 2 at a different time.


r/Portal • • 9h ago

Portal Minecraft Mod: More Pics

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Pictures from some recent constructions I've made in my mod.


r/Portal • • 10h ago

Target acquired

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r/Portal • • 10h ago

Arts and crafts After three days I’ve finally finished this brick set of Glados

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r/Portal • • 12h ago

Meme if cave johnson bought 4chan:

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r/Portal • • 14h ago

Gameplay what are the odds?

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146 Upvotes

sorry about the audio, i was watching a youtube video in the background


r/Portal • • 17h ago

Arts and crafts The GLaDOS Boss Fight mural but in my art style (using a ballpoint pen because why not)

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Just to note, my GLaDOS design has a tv for a head (Putting this here so that people don’t get confused)


r/Portal • • 21h ago

Stupid thing I made

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r/Portal • • 1d ago

Meme I made a thing

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(I wonder if he would get flustered if someone called him Honey Wheat?)


r/Portal • • 1d ago

Meme tom scott

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r/Portal • • 1d ago

Arts and crafts First pages of our Portal comic, [GL]aDOS

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I’m working on a project with a friend for our first comic; here's the first 2 pages

I still have a lot to flesh out regarding the plot, but overall, it’s going to be a comedy, and a romance

i will keep posting on twitter/X FelixEliHalf

the artist is u/okaberman01


r/Portal • • 1d ago

What is this error and who is logan??

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r/Portal • • 1d ago

Portal 2 "A turn to the right"

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So me and my friend (who i will call M) got back onto Portal 2, decided to test each other with some simple test chambers. We've sat for 15-20 minutes, I sketched a simple chamber specified on gels, whatever...

This motherfucker. Made me a horror. That I couldn't have seen in my greatest nightmares. EVER.

He literally made Backrooms in Portal 2. A liminal space-looking like test chamber to test my ability to keep myself from mental breakdown.

I sat there for an HOUR before realizing that I won't be able to do this without a map. So I opened up Paint and literally started drawing maps.

MapS. That's right. Plural. Cuz there's like SIX FLOORS in this thing. I've been there for solid 1.5 HOURS to sketch maps for TWO out of the six.

I'm gonna be having nightmares tonight.

Aside all that, it's just the SCP IKEA vibe to me. I've always known that I'd nicely fit in such a place. Weirdly, making maps like that brought me.. inner joy, i think. Still gon' be havin' nightmares tho.

I can give the map if you want to explore it for yourself, just please don't spoil it for me.


r/Portal • • 1d ago

Discussion fun fact: Portal 2 was the last Xbox 360 game for free with Xbox Live Gold.

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r/Portal • • 1d ago

did you know: the emotion sphere is the only sphere in p2008 that has functional voicelines

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r/Portal • • 1d ago

Hypertranslated Cave Johnson

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I took the famous quote "When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!" and ran it through hypertranslate 5 times (google translate but it lets you translate something many times) and got this "If life gives you lemons, don't make lemons. Make life a lemon! Get angry! I don't want your lemons, what should I do with them? Ask to see a life manager! I rue the day I thought Kev might give Johnson a lemon! do you know who i am i am the man who will burn your house down! With lemon! I'll have my engineers invent a flaming lemon that will burn your house down!"


r/Portal • • 1d ago

Discussion Slight headcanon about Chell' stance.

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well, i think chell unintentionally tiptoes even without the boots because well, its a trained reflex atp. Considering how long she has been wearing them forced to tiptoe. This is smth seen with ballerinas too


r/Portal • • 1d ago

Question How would i go about making a portal mod?

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I have an idea for a portal mod that i really want to make problem being i have no idea what im doing or where to start, i assume i would need to figure out how to code the things i want and create the textures and 3D models? I do have a basic idea for the story and mechanics though


r/Portal • • 1d ago

Question Any other mods I should get?

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r/Portal • • 2d ago

The Cake by BigDrawMan

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r/Portal • • 2d ago

Meme My friend changed their username so I had to do this

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