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u/itsAlae Aug 18 '26
Is there an
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u/mzx81 Aug 18 '26
It is 14 inch
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u/CapitalExes Aug 18 '26
I heard you can only film 3 minutes at a time, which coincidentally is 1 minute more than needed for most scenes.
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u/darthlincoln01 Aug 19 '26
No, but this contains historically important content which was cut from the original poems for Nolon's film. So if you want the complete Odyssey experience, this is required viewing.
For historical, scientific purposes, of course.
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u/nosyrens Aug 18 '26
... the best one i've heard was "
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u/sumit_654 Aug 18 '26
is it a family film??
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u/AgilitySimDriver Aug 18 '26
It will be in about 9 months.
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u/Friendly_Potential69 Aug 18 '26
Yes there is a milf (Mother I Like in Films).
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u/AylinArondir95 Aug 18 '26
greek milf dressed in a greek dress... delicious. Telemacus is step son of course, daddy is traveling good old plot
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u/Quetzythejedi Aug 18 '26
I remember the big budget porno "Pirates" was actually available to rent at like Hollywood video. It was the edited pg-13 version with all the "pirate activity" removed.
Hilariously the edited version is on YouTube:
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u/trill__gates Aug 18 '26
Odyssey?
Nah you odyssey deez nuts
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u/ThreeDaysNish Aug 18 '26
Non-English speaker here. I'm impressed by how insanely well this pun works lmfao
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u/Billyxmac Aug 18 '26
How is this the first time Iām seeing this joke when itās right there lmao
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u/Kalle287HB Aug 18 '26
Tell me where. So I don't make the same mistake.
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u/Comfortable-Jump-218 Aug 18 '26
You knowā¦ okay so I grew up in the internet age and understand not everyone did, but I still donāt understand the point of making two ~2 hour porno movie.
Do you just keep rewatching it till youāre so numb to it that you just last the entire movie? I can understand an Odyssey theme 30 min pornoā¦ but who needs 4 hours?
I donāt know if this is a serious question or not.
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u/JemKnight Aug 18 '26
The Trojan horse has so much joke potential š¤£
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u/allen_almighty Aug 18 '26
If they donāt have an orgy inside the trojan horse, i will be eternally disappointed with the creativity team and director.
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u/waikiki_palmer Aug 18 '26
It's porn, I doubt they give awards for creativity at AVN Awards. I assume that's what their Oscar, idk anything cause I don't watch porn.
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u/Anal_Herschiser Aug 18 '26
Despite all the creative routes one could take were stuck with "Help me step bro I'm stuck in this horse"
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u/ajcouden Aug 18 '26
Wait, there is a part 1?
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u/PixelPirates420 Aug 18 '26
No spoilers pls
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u/TheyTukMyJub Aug 18 '26
In the end, he comes.
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u/Friendly_Potential69 Aug 18 '26
No need its the usual type... The man takes out his sword, penetrates the poor female victim, she moans, shake a last time while life is leaving her body, then he packs his swords and go to another battle... yawn.
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u/Billthegifter Aug 18 '26
That's Disgusting.
Where?
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u/AylinArondir95 Aug 18 '26
Yeah you are right, disgusting, I have jyst watched part 2. i am foing ro watxh now part 1 and then again 2, just to be sure. sorri mistakes, sticky keyboard. >Were? kickasstorrents, just sayin so you cam avoid the easy very easy download
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u/Boycott-all-Rats Aug 18 '26
How was the fap though?
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u/mmmfritz Aug 19 '26
I think OP is set, but thereās a guy on the opposite side of the world who is having a really hard time.
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u/JustAnotherLurker001 Aug 18 '26
fool me once, shame on you, but just to be sure, i'll download part 2.....
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u/BeginningFew8188 Aug 18 '26
let me guess, instead of waiting for Odysseus to return, his wife was banging every suitor. So when he returns he took a revenge on her
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u/Gonni94 Aug 18 '26
Arguably the better Odyssey
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u/Fedoraus Aug 18 '26
Probably more accurate, didn't he fuck circe and calypso for like 20 years in the book adaptation
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u/1zzie Aug 18 '26
the book adaptation
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He took ten years to get back. Circe wasn't long, Calypso yeah but like 7 years.
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u/Gonni94 Aug 18 '26
Athena in this movie is way closer to how the ancient Greek described her than in Nolanās Odyssey
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u/bardghost_Isu Aug 18 '26
I uh... Do I even want to ask what the Trojan Horse is meant to represent in this version.
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u/icameinyourburrito Aug 18 '26
This reminds me of the porn parody Pirates. Back when Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl was a huge hit they created a porno called Pirates, which was the most expensive porno ever made. In order to recoup some of that massive cost they recut the porno into an R-rated version that was sold and rented out in mainstream shops.
My friend worked at a video rental place at the time and apparently a lot of people were accidentally renting the softcore porn Pirates instead of the family friendly Disney movie.
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u/ErraticDragon Aug 18 '26
Yup the Pirates parody was a pretty big release. And it had multiple sequels as well!
It's surprising how many things get porn parodies. Marvel/DC, Super Mario, Avatar, Star Trek, Star Wars, Downton Abbeyā¦
And also going way back to Sleeping Beauty or Alice in Wonderland. Hell, I've seen a Macbeth porn parody.
I guess it's an easy way to catch the eye of someone browsing for an actual DVD.
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u/Nowhere_Man_Forever Aug 18 '26
Nintendo actually bought the rights for a Mario Bros. Porn parody called Super Hornio Brothers in the 80s to prevent its distribution. So I guess that retroactively makes it official? Idk.
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u/CaptainXplosionz Aug 18 '26
Avatar
The James Cameron one, right? Please don't tell there's one for the Last Airbenderš.
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u/Dingbatted Aug 18 '26
These costumes aren't even authentic to the time period 0/10
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u/unemployedchinese Aug 19 '26
By 15 minutes into the show their costumes will be off so it doesn't really matter
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u/WillJongIll Aug 18 '26
I didnāt realize the guy from Stranger Things did epic pornos before he was Netflix-famous.
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u/joeltheconner Aug 18 '26 edited Aug 18 '26
The scene with the horse really messed me up. I mean, I still watched it, but yeah...
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u/happytechca Aug 18 '26
This poster got me curious about where the horse stands in the plot. Downloading.
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u/nicknack24 Aug 18 '26
To be fair, Odysseus spent half his journey getting laid, so how inaccurate is this really?
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u/LegionMCMXCIV Aug 18 '26
Of course is the wrong one. You gotPart 2