r/oneliners • u/daaave33 • 11d ago

I wonder if gun manuals have a trouble shooting section?

252 Upvotes
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r/oneliners • u/Gusto88 • 11d ago

The Japanese drink alcohol for the sake of it.

53 Upvotes
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r/oneliners • u/LiteratureSure3738 • 11d ago

I quit being a firefighter due to constant burnout

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r/oneliners • u/Gussy_writes • 10d ago

I was eating vegetable soup last night, tasted real good until I bit into another wheelchair.

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r/oneliners • u/Internal_Drawing_460 • 12d ago

Joking about muslim fundamentalists can blow up in your face

50 Upvotes
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r/oneliners • u/huevosyhuevos • 12d ago

This field of carrots marks the worst snowman mass casualty event in history

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r/oneliners • u/ECatPlay • 12d ago

We used to have couch potatoes, now we have youtubers.

29 Upvotes
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r/oneliners • u/Wallygonk • 12d ago

I hate being bipolar, its brilliant

38 Upvotes
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r/oneliners • u/No-Cardiologist7640 • 13d ago

Learning Braille is so easy you can do it with your eyes closed

56 Upvotes
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r/oneliners • u/SuchSmartMonkeys • 13d ago

I can't stand being in this wheelchair!

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r/oneliners • u/breck • 13d ago

Doc said he would be right back and told me to get undressed but never said stay in exam room.

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r/oneliners • u/CFCYYZ • 14d ago

I joined the Procrastinator's Club in university, but the meetings were always postponed.

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r/oneliners • u/Mticore • 14d ago

If you’re a pedant, I bet this peaks your interest.

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r/oneliners • u/sulldanivan • 14d ago

After biting a flight attendant Selma Blair had the nerve to complain about the in-flight snacks.

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r/oneliners • u/Timberfist • 14d ago

TIL that Area 51, the top secret United States Air Force base in the Nevada Desert is so called because it measures exactly three meters by seventeen.

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r/oneliners • u/Gulfstream1010 • 16d ago

Transgender people aren’t what they used to be.

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r/oneliners • u/SlitchBap • 16d ago

It's ironic that pregnant women can only have virgin drinks

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r/oneliners • u/ShaggyB • 17d ago

A hurricane and a himmicane got together and made a smaller storm and then developed post partum tropical depression

21 Upvotes
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r/oneliners • u/CrazyKZG • 19d ago

My penis may not be 12 inches long, but it smells like a foot.

58 Upvotes
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r/oneliners • u/Gusto88 • 19d ago

Pessimists see a bathroom stall without a door while optimists see a shit show ready to happen.

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r/oneliners • u/sunilkumar273 • 19d ago

3 guys walked into a bar, the 4th one ducked.

30 Upvotes
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r/oneliners • u/potato_in_denial • 19d ago

Nobody dies a virgin, life f***s us all :)

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r/oneliners • u/ruvee • 19d ago

Height is just titties for men, you never earned it.

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r/oneliners • u/Cresendo77 • 20d ago

My italian car got in a crash and now its al dented

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