r/NintendoMemes • • 21d ago

Smash Bros A question worth considering.

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u/Livid-Truck8558 21d ago

Angry hits from OoT Zelda would not end well.

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u/TheRealEbonyAndIvory 21d ago

Good news! It's A Link Between Worlds' Zelda

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u/Federal-Treat-6893 21d ago

I'd still take Samus because 100 hits is still 100 hits

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u/NomBearGaming 21d ago

There's also the factor that she just eats your life energy mg. She's part metroid in main Canon.

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u/Sea_Macaron_8789 21d ago

Samus duuurhs. I'm not being pummeled by Magick fists.

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u/MarcoYTVA 21d ago

People tend to forget this because of how often she gets kidnapped, but Zelda is a capable fighter. Granted, she uses magic more than her body, but still. 

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u/Shredswithwheat 20d ago

"Kidnapped" is also a bit of a stretch considering a lot of the time she does get taken, she sacrifices herself for her people.

But like, she also most games didn't even get kidnapped, she goes into hiding or something of the sorts. Hell, breath of the wild she spends 100 years actively fighting back calamity ganon.

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u/DiamondMaster264 21d ago

Samus easy,

  1. She works out so that means she can control her strength the best.

  2. Its just a single hit. If it did hurt itd wouldnt last long

  3. Just because zelda dont got muscle doesnt mean she cant use magic

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u/Maximum-Country-149 20d ago

4) Depending on the game, it's also not a given that Zelda don't got muscle.

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u/Phoenix_Champion 21d ago

1 friendly hit from Samus. That's basically just a Bro arm punch.

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u/Late-Cheesecake-4768 21d ago

I'm a little hazy on Metroid lore, does Samus have superhuman strength?

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u/YOM2_UB 21d ago

I'm not sure if she's explicitly superhuman, but here's a gif of her holding open a giant monster's jaws as it tries to chomp down on her.

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u/StefanEats 21d ago

Friendly hit from Samus means she considers me a friend. That's worth the 3 broken ribs and punctured lung.

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u/SorryGotNothing 21d ago

Are zeldas eyes tilted?

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u/Dillo64 21d ago

It’s Link Between Worlds Zelda, so yes, because everything is tilted

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u/JabbaTheHutch93 21d ago

What version of Zelda are we talking here? Cuz most are just frail princesses with magic but Tetra/TP/Shiek would slap a bitch to death

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u/ToothZealousideal297 21d ago

Back in the day, I beat the 15 minute melee survival mode in Smash Bros Melee by using Zelda with a fan. I was mostly in the center of the stage just swatting away countless polygon fighters like flies for what felt like forever.

I think Samus wouldn’t do anything too crazy on the first punch, but 100 secret Sheikah slugs from Zelda would send you to the dark world for sure.

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u/Lauralis 20d ago

Jokes on you I want samus to destroy me

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u/AwesomeGamer101 21d ago

I'll probably die either way. There's no winning.

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u/DevilMayCry3_Dante 20d ago

SAMUS! PLEASE!

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THE COLLAB WOULD BE CUH-RAZY!

(Also I just love Metroid, so Hell yeah!)

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u/TypicalSwordie 21d ago

1 from Samus. Zelda despite looking harmless can absolutely just power it up with magic to the point where you better hope you have enough fairies.

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u/Sufficient-Surprise9 20d ago

Samus. At least I know she's just joking around.

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u/CheddarCheese390 19d ago

I saw the Pokémon version. Rule of thumb is one side can control their strength easily, odds on the other one randomly had a space bouncing 1000 pound lion in their backpack in the past

Right hand side