I did something these past two weeks I've always wanted to do. My straight guy best friend has always been interested in getting into the music and artists I've always loved, so we spent the last two weeks listening to the complete discographies of two of my favorite artists: Madonna and Kylie Minogue.
He knows who both of these women are of course, but he's only ever really heard the biggest songs and never dug deep into their whole catalogues. So he came over to my house every day and we got through one or two of their records so he can experience everything! Soon we'll do music videos and tours, but for now, we just did the records.
He wrote down his brief thoughts on each album and shared them with me, and I'm sharing them here plus his final ranking! I just thought it was neat to hear a straight man who is very much not in the queer culture that surrounds in particular Kylie give his thoughts on the songs. It did not go quite as expected, but in a way I love. His likes surprised me!
Kylie (1988)
"Extremely, extremely 80s in a way that is both cool and kinda tiring toward the end. I don't think the people she was working with really knew what to do with her. There's some really good, fun songs on here but also a lot of filler (mostly filler?). Not a super strong start, but the songs that work really work."
Favorite Song: I Should Be so Lucky
Least Favorite Song: Look My Way
Enjoy Yourself (1989)
"Step backwards from the first album. In a lot of ways it's kinda more of the same, except the best songs on it aren't as good as the best songs on the first one. Kinda copy and paste, kinda boring, and again, whoever's producing it isn't really playing to her obvious strengths. No real standouts on this one. Disappointed."
Favorite Song: Wouldn't Change a Thing
Least Favorite Song: Tell-Tale Signs
Rhythm of Love (1990)
"Way, way better than the last one! Feels like we're finally moving forward a little bit. She sounds better, the production sounds better, and there seems to be a little bit more of an actual point and vision. It's not quite fully formed in the way I hoped it'd be three albums in, but we've got some definite highlights and even the songs i wasn't crazy about were still pretty high above the worst tracks on the last two."
Favorite Song: Step Back in Time
Least Favorite Song: Things Can Only Get Better
Let's Get to It (1991)
"This isn't the album I thought I was gonna get based on that really striking cover and I was kinda disappointed in it. It's not bad. It's just kinda fine. After moving forward on the last one it kinda feels like we're spinning our wheels again. Nothing on here's bad, but nothing stands out as really great either. Kind of a shrug of an album."
Favorite Song: Finer Feelings
Least Favorite Song: Give Me Just a Little More Time
Kylie Mingue (1994)
"She really kinda sets up the other nine songs up for a losing battle by starting with Confide in Me. One of the best songs I've ever heard. Like wow. This is the leap forward I was waiting for. And the great thing is even though the other nine don't come close to Confide in Me, they're all still pretty good and some of them are even really great. This album just feels more grown, sounds better, is written better. Really great time. Love the sound and vibe of this thing. I was getting bored with her, but I'm so back."
Favorite Song: Confide in Me
Least Favorite Song: Automatic Love
Impossible Princess (1997)
"Way out of left field but I dig it. In terms of the several more experimental albums from the major pop girls in the late 90s this is probably my least favorite of them but that's not a slight at all. There's some super adventurous sounds in this. The way she changes her voice and her singing is super cool, and she sounds really into these songs and committed to them in a way that I hadn't heard from her yet. It's kinda messy sometimes, but the messiness kinda makes it? Not perfect, but I'm into it."
Favorite Song: Some Kind of Bliss
Least Favorite Song: Jump
Light Years (2000)
"I just had a huge smile on my face through this whole thing! What an excellent time. The production is leaps forward from anything before this. The melodies are catchier, her voice is more full and interesting. This is capital c Camp and I loved every second of it. Every track on this is a winner. This one's gonna be hard to top."
Favorite Song: Light Years
Least Favorite Song: Please Stay (i still like it)
Fever (2001)
"Based on the singles that I knew I wanted this to be better than it was. Those singles still absolutely bang but very few of the album tracks really stuck with me. I understand why those singles properly broke her in places around the world that had been holding out, but all I could think about when this was done was how Light Years should have had the success that this did."
Favorite Song: Can't Get You Out of My Head (duh)
Least Favorite Song: Your Love
Body Language
"Horniest Kylie album so far and I dig it. It hasn't aged super well sound wise but in a way that sounds really nostalgic rather than cringe. It's very of it's time but I really kinda like it. I'm super intrigued by the style she performs this one (Kylie rap?? okay!). It's not got anything as big and flashy as the last two, but it is way more consistent than Fever. Fun one."
Favorite Song: Red Blooded Woman
Least Favorite Song: I Feel for You
X (2007)
"Yeah I really fuck with this. Super cool soundscape. Catchy melodies. She sounds like she's having a great time with this one. I love the more electronic sound she's going with here a lot. Nothing on it is like career defining good, but it's all just a super consistent, strong, fun to listen to album. Great comeback record after what was an extremely difficult time for her."
Favorite Song: Speakerphone
Least Favorite Song: Cosmic
Aphrodite (2010)
"This is excellent. Some career best singles propped up by one of her strongest selections of album tracks ever. This thing just sounds so big and euphoric. It's full of energy. This really kinda gives me the same feeling that Light Years did, just a decade of more polish. Fantastic stuff."
Favorite Song: Closer
Least Favorite Song: Too Much
Kiss Me Once (2014)
"Based on the background I got about this one I think it's controversial to say that I liked this one. It's a mess. I get why people aren't super into it. But I think it's a charming mess. Campy at times, super sexed up at other times (dethroning Body Language as her horniest maybe). Production is kinda bland but she makes up for it with her attitude and swagger on this thing. It's a little colder sounding than I'd like, but I think these songs are more fun than they maybe get credit for by the sounds of it."
Favorite Song: Into the Blue
Least Favorite Song: Fine
Golden (2018)
"Kinda out of nowhere. Her commitment to the country-pop thing is admirable and it has some great results sometimes but kinda boring ones other times. I almost think she should've gone even more country than she did. Imagine Light Years type camp but make it country. That would've been legendary. As is it just kinda feels unlike her and not in an experimental way, just a sort of anonymous way. I really missed the Kylie vibes. She plays this a little too seriously. I don't know how much I'll return to this one."
Favorite Song: Dancing
Least Favorite Song: Live a Little
Disco (2020)
"Real breath of fresh air. We've got production that sounds huge, the camp vibes have returned, the melodies are once more infectious. This is just such a great time. This is the kind of sound that she does so well. Really great from start to finish. No notes."
Favorite Song: Say Something
Least Favorite Song: Where Does the DJ Go?
Tension (2023)
"This feels like a giant leap into the future for her. This thing sounds so cool. This is a sound I didn't expect from her but one that suits her super well. I do think the first half of it is generally better than the second half but there's nothing on this that I really dislike. Padam is the first song of hers i ever heard back when it went viral and I was pleased to find that that vibe is all over this thing. Really great."
Favorite Song: Vegas High
Least Favorite Song: Green Light
Tension II (2024)
"Not as good as the first one, but I still like it. It definitely has the vibe of an album that wasn't supposed to exist and feels very much like a bunch of cut tracks smushed together. But the sessions for this album seemed to be fruitful because some good stuff came out of it! It's not as fresh or interesting, but still great to listen to."
Favorite Song: Taboo
Least Favorite Song: Dance Alone (we need to let Sia go as a culture)
Overall Thoughts
"SUPER fun discography. Love her voice a lot. She's at her best when she's really leaning into that camp, smiley, bubbly thing that she does so well. I don't think her catalogue is as strong as Madonna's overall, but she can stand toe to toe with Madonna with some individual tracks. I see why people love Kylie so much and by the end, honestly I really loved her too. I'm excited for what she does next and to get to experience an era as a fan in real time. This was great. She's great!"
FINAL ALBUM RANKING
1. Light Years
2. Aphrodite
3. X
4. Disco
5. Tension
6. Body Language
7. Tension II
8. Kylie Minogue
9. Kiss Me Once
10. Impossible Princess
11. Fever
12. Rhythm of Love
13. Golden
14. Kylie
15. Let's Get to It
16. Enjoy Yourself