r/Killtony • • 7h ago

All you haters fucking suck

9 Upvotes

Stop watching then. Instead you watch every episode and come here and bitch and it shows up on my feed wasting my time like I am right now.

Last episodes were good. I enjoyed them. Yeah they're are some duds.

I get posts saying how horrible an episode is then I watch it and enjoy it.

So please go back to jerkin off or whatever else you do with your life.


r/Killtony • • 7h ago

Bootypost Would

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12 Upvotes

r/Killtony • • 14h ago

Pat O’Neal fatigue

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128 Upvotes

I can’t be the only one who thinks Pats shtick is getting old. Ever since the smoking Js joke he hasn’t had anything that funny but he makes that face to make up for it. What happened to William? It’d be nice to get him back to close the show every once in a while. I think it would help Pat too bc I don’t think his style is sustainable on a week to week basis forever.


r/Killtony • • 12h ago

O'Leary > O'Neill any day

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20 Upvotes

r/Killtony • • 12h ago

DREAM GUESTS!! Dedrick Flynn and Drake's Entertainment Roster [THEORY]

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1 Upvotes

In entertainment ecosystem moves, public pushback is often a feature, not a bug. Dedrick Flynn is genuinely polarizing and often getting heat from the fanbase, and it raises an obvious question: why does he have total job security and an unshakeable spot in the lineup?

Technically OVO does not run a formal talent agency for stand-up comics, and on paper, that is true. But Drake has a long, documented history of using his platform to vault comedic personalities directly into his ecosystem. Look at Druski, B. Simone, or 4YallEntertainment. He uses comedy as cultural equity.

Having a guy anchored on Kill Tony gives OVO a direct footprint in the Austin Mothership scene, which is currently the center of gravity for live comedy. In return, it gives Tony an informal pipeline and leverage to one of the biggest artists on the planet.

Some people may argue Drake is too big for the show, but superstars do not do traditional promo tours anymore. They drop in on high-volume, unscripted culture hubs to own a news cycle for a day. Drake does not need to schedule a six-month press run. He can literally text Tony saying he is in Austin for the night, pull up to the Mothership, and instantly break the internet for two hours.

Is it possible this is all just a series of random coincidences? Sure. But in entertainment, logistics like Toronto residencies and fast-tracked regular status rarely happen in a total vacuum. We might be watching a quietly strategic relationship play out in real time, and that casual drop-in guest spot is the logical outcome.

Just a thought.


r/Killtony • • 7h ago

What do we have to do to get Dedrick the Dud off the show?

0 Upvotes

It’s honestly cruel at this point to let the Dumb Storm of Atlanta to continue.


r/Killtony • • 14h ago

I'm done (thanks Dedrick)

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199 Upvotes

I'm done watching this shit show. This part specifically is what finally pushed me over the edge. Claiming Dedrick is doing "triple the work" is a funnier joke than anything Dedrick has said since his first appearance. Almost every single bucket pull was a BANGER and also kept it to just a minute which is THE WHOLE FUCKING POINT of the format. Sick of hearing some stupid ass rant go on for 5 min about nothing with literally no punch line, just to have Tony glaze him for it. If he was doing any work at all, he would be able to write one single minute. Just one. Not 3 to 5. But he hasn't been able to do that since he first appeared. At this point, with all the engagement that his sorry ass gets the show, I feel the only way things will change is if viewership starts dropping every week. I've been a huge fan of the show for almost 8 years now, but I'm not gonna continue to support this shit.

Dedrick, I know you read the posts/comments. You're a lousy ass comedian and a total POS for wasting an opportunity a lot of true comedians would die for. If all you want to do is get fucked up and waste time then you could do all that with literally any other job on Earth. You don't deserve to be glorified for not being able to do what is technically your fucking job.

I really hope yall do the same. I don't think Tony will change anything until he starts seeing that counter going down every week.


r/Killtony • • 10h ago

Dedrick Flynn should be ashamed of himself

0 Upvotes

How can you be this bad? Is he in denial or just that ignorant?


r/Killtony • • 21h ago

Regulars 3 minutes of "new material"

9 Upvotes

I get that sometimes you make up stories for the sake of a joke but this guy really fabricated being recognized by some cops that supposedly called him dark storm for some cool points instead of adding value to the punchline( that never came). Hes always referring to himself with that nick name in 3rd person too, it kind of seems like hes obsessed with himself and delusional at this point with everyone in his inner circle convincing him that hes funny. Thats my time dark sewage out.


r/Killtony • • 4h ago

Regulars you guys are making Dedrick & Pat oneill the new Hans Kim and David Lucas

0 Upvotes

Every post i see about them in recent times has had 200 comments each. I think they both have sucked since the beginning (me personally, I think dedrick is better than Pat, his first few sets were cool)

Yall are talking about them so much that they are now in the popularity caterory of hans kim, david lucas, and montgomeery 3 years ago


r/Killtony • • 1h ago

Guest Discussion Time to have them all on Tony (including joe)

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• Upvotes

r/Killtony • • 7h ago

Hate to be that guy

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10 Upvotes

But O’Leary’s ski jumping joke was very similar to Bo Burnham’s “Is he skiing? Or is he in a gay porn?”. Both of his minutes were overall great but just wanted to see if anyone else has pointed it out.

I know there are only so many jokes in the world, but this one seemed to be an almost exact rip off of the premise, just a different way of using it.

Hoping the best for this guy, he seems promising. Just wanted to see if anyone else noticed.


r/Killtony • • 11h ago

IM GOING ON A MISSION (Dedrick)

341 Upvotes

I have dedicated every Monday night, and will continue to dedicate every Monday night to signing up for Kill Tony so I can go on and simply ask that Dedrick be cancelled. I am not pursuing a career in comedy, nor do I do stand up. I live less than 10 miles away from downtown Austin and I feel that someone needs to do this. I have no idea if/when i’ll get on. Wish me luck


r/Killtony • • 16h ago

Tony Is A F%%king Liar!!!

0 Upvotes

Seriously, the quarantine episodes were a lot of fun! The first one they did a great q&a session where Tony talks about why he sings "step back from that ledge" to all the songs the band plays. Loved that! Redban is funny as hell and many of the people who sent in videos do some really fun and creative things for the show. It was all so much fun!


r/Killtony • • 13h ago

CumiAy needs to be on again and again (post deleted in error -- apology re-post)

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0 Upvotes

I've followed Cumia for many years but I haven't listened in a long time because I personally hate his politics and endless non-comedy ranting, but that pock marked motherfucker still makes me laugh my ass off in these situations. And he wasn't even THAT racist this appearance! Hilarious that Tony kept mispronouncing his name.

(This is not my post. I'm reposting it because, as a moderator, I mistakenly deleted it not knowing who this guy is or what he had to do with Kill Tony. I apologise unreservedly to the gentleman who spent 30 seconds of his life posting this and will endevour to do better in the future. Thank you for your understanding).


r/Killtony • • 5h ago

Tony pepperoni

0 Upvotes

I think he’s just an occasional funny guy that they get on from time to time. Similar to Sir Winston pickles. He’s never going to impact the show whatsoever, but a fun pull to have nonetheless. Even though it’s rigged


r/Killtony • • 6h ago

Dedrick is the man!

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0 Upvotes

Big fan of his! Let’s discuss! We all love the show right!?


r/Killtony • • 11h ago

Bucket pulls after they say they don’t eat pussy

5 Upvotes

r/Killtony • • 23h ago

Holy shit Tony being obsessed with Drake just makes so much sense. Constantly has the WORST takes

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429 Upvotes

It’s an objective truth that Kendrick is 10000% better & Drake is ghostwriter central. soz not soz


r/Killtony • • 1h ago

Was tonight’s episode set up?

• Upvotes

The last few weeks sucked imo. Today was a 180. Lots of door people. Or was this just a good bucket?


r/Killtony • • 5h ago

Our new golden ticket winner.! 🤭❤️

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0 Upvotes

r/Killtony • • 18h ago

Never escaping the allegation!

0 Upvotes

He has undiagnosed illnesses or he has them and is lying about not having them. I'm curious about what the fans of the show think though!


r/Killtony • • 22h ago

Is Dedrick REALLY doing three times the work of a regular?

39 Upvotes

Let's figure this out.

Pat told four jokes in 60 seconds.

Dedrick rambled for more than 3 minutes while everybody desperately waited for a joke that never came.

Dedrick, we're glad that you use Waymos or whatever they are. Or you're not happy with the experience. Fine. That's all fine. But it's not a comedy set.

Tony described this as "three minutes and 11 seconds of new material". That's technically true, but there wasn't a single fucking joke in that material. It was a boastful story about how people recognise him on the street (extremely dubious claim) and how he's a big star on Kill Tony.

By sheer joke density, Dedrick did LESS work than ANYONE on the show. Even the hobos who came up totally unprepared told at least ONE joke.

Rambling is not comedy. He came up and told NO FUCKING JOKES. That means his output for the day was ZERO. They're paying him for doing NOTHING in terms of comedic output. Dedrick did a beatnik spoken word performance minus the social and/or political commentary.


r/Killtony • • 3h ago

Guest Discussion Episode of the year?

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40 Upvotes

I can't believe Cumia has never been on this show before, too funny. I actually went and subbed to their podcast.


r/Killtony • • 16h ago

How is he still a regular

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305 Upvotes

He’s getting worst, 3 mins set and not a funny bit