Today, ai halp mah bestie Ruby (u/Ksh_667) an her boyfur Eammon da imbisible (u/CappucinoCupcake) dress up as Chuckie an Bride ob Chuckie.

Mi mew heeted frow! Meomy turnded itz ober! Hermz sais iz canna eet da fweece onna da bac sidez, butts its funz! An eben kinna tastie.
Hermz fwippded itz ober. Nu tast gud animor, buttz stilz weally sof an warmz!

Lub sad Bits

Ai Lola Princess Stripes an Luna da Gremlin (Illegal Smol) go out for twick o tweat! Happy Halloween, frens!

He makez Halloween noz so much fun.

Are Meowmy no watch scary moobies so wes no loud to watch em.

Stay on de woad and keep cweaw ob de moorz.

Maggie Mae & Mollie the calico twinsies and Lucy the Sheepadoodle 🐾🐾🐾

I was too afwaid of “It”. So me and DooeyH watch “Fwiend Gween Tomatoes” in his box and dat was scawy enough. It was awso da stawt of ouw wewationship! It was awso da intwoduction of his supewhewo cape!

u/KaleidoscopeReady839

We din’t like the loud noise this hooman was makeing, so we runned after him and made him go away. There were som other hoomans who were skeered of him, but if he’s too afraid to show his face, he’s the reel chimkin! Live, Minx

Mai dea' fre's, mai dumdum brofur Stridah ae'n Ai tooked ae tripp to da Eegyptia furr dis autu', too aescaype da colds an wets. Here, hwe fi'ded dis buk an puzzle boks, ae'nd Ai haff bee' purractisee'g mai Anshen Eegyptia' langoo skillz! Ees ae'n beet stra'je tho, e'er si'se Ai stawte'd readi'n, stra'je noizes hae' com fru'm Pluto da Bunbun's urrn wat si's on da meowmiez she'ff. Doez a'ebodee hae'ff eggsperie'se wiff dis? Ae'n doez a'ebodee ha'ppen ta kno were dis Hamoonapurrta playse eez? 🤔

Gree'ins, Hekate the Kween, arkologiss an lybrariun 👑❤️

Meowmy see diz sound creeps hermz out. Wuteber dat mean

Don't go tew sleep!!! Mwahahaha

Henlo frenz,
Wi iz Gustav an Josef, illegul tainee smols. Wi iz Mr Mixiez unklz oar sunfin butt wi habs nefur meeted (an prawpawplee nefur bill). Wi iz still at fawstur meowmie. Wi jus wantid tu sho yoo hau kjoot wi iz.

Frens deres sumpin goin on wit da hoomins! Bee verry carful out dere!

Hi frens, iz Tali. Today I not had a moobie. I just haf a punkin OF MINE OWN SELF!

Dis punkin a little skeri, pleez not be sker, smols!

I carf dis punkin maiself. I hope yoo enjoy.

❤️Tali

Hehe Juss kiddin I wud nebber doo dis too mai roommate/frienemy!

...

Or wud i 😈

-- Caila Formerly Named Tequila, featuring Fred

(I’m rather proud of this one!)

OKAY MAMA ENUFF OUTTA YOO

Now Ai can enjoy all da moobies!

When we wose fwiends, it vewwy hawd, but even hawdew fow da hoomans.

I awways tink it extwa cewebwation when a hooman gets adopted by new fwiends!

We know fwiend Jack da Naughty went ovew da bwidge about half a yeaw ago now. He joined his sistew Winnie, and his meowmy be vewwy sad.

But now, two new fwiends have come to be wif dewe meowmy and have just awwived to da ICBGC! I made dem a simpew wittew cake and wittew wewcome boxes dat hewp dem get wused to awl dis cwaziness.

Wewcome fwiends Rummy and Magnolia!

I did two boxes because sometimes hoomans too dumb to know evewy cat need at weast one of evewyting.

Da box have a ICBGC bedazzwed hat, a Moobie Toosday bowthowe covew, a pikkew, a Gowden pikkew, a dweam phone, Churu, and some buttew.

Da cake is bwack void cowowed on da bottom and towtie cowowed on da top, fow da bootifuw coat pattewns of ouw new fwiends. It incwude churu fwosted cupcakes and homemade cat cookies. Anyting dat wook chocowate is not chocowate, but my patented Carnemite spwead.

Da base have wainbow candy wibbons and wainbow cotton candy and wainbow candy heawt. Because da foundation of wove has cwossed da bwidge awweady but da wove stiww stays. And I tink it was fwiends Jack and Winnie who sent Magnolia and Rummy to dewe sad meowmy.

Wove, Applejack 🖤🤍🧡

Ourmselvs Nalu an Hoku is sooper scawwy ALIYUMS 👽

Hai frens! Ai here tew day tew tell youz bowt da trip ai tayke las spooky tyme tew a playce called Santa Clara…

Pikshur 1 is wen ai arribe! Da beach an rydes luk pritty! Ai cannot read sew Ai don’t know wat sumone haz ritten - purring catital of da whirl?

Ai wen strate tew a concert on da bord wok. Das pikshur 2. Ai did mai fur in speshul punk style 🤘 Da man play a GRATE song of himz peepil! Himz do sum fings wiv himz hips dat mayde me blush - luk away smolz! 🙀

Afta da concert Ai see sum bykers. Da leed one tell me to get on himz byke! Himz is Han sum an dey luk nice an haz punk style fur tew so Ai go! Dat pikshur 3.

Wen we get tew der howz Dey offer me sum fud sew of cors ai say yes. Dat pikshur 4.

But den BETRAYAL! Da leed byke man tek off himz mask an himz is vampurr fren of Gary! An he tellz me Ai didn’t get chimkin an it was a TRIK! Dat pikshur 5.

Pikshur 6 is me try not to do a bork aw over da playce becoz of da FUD OF LIES 😾

Ai needz revenj sew Ai go find my frens Sam an da Frog bruva whoz nem ai don’t rememba but himz was nice. We gavva anti vampurr tools tew go tew battle. Das pikshur 7.

Ai hav big BIG bapbapbap wiv da leed byke man (pikshur 8) but ai win by bapping himz into da HiFi. DEATH BY STEREO! (Pikshur 9.)

Den ai go home an tell Meowmy aw abowt it. Pikshur 10 is uz in da skware space - hermz is tekking dum pikshur of us a not doing a lissen!

BUT… if hermz did dew a lissen hermz wud know…

Pichur 11. Ai got turned into a vampurr tew 🧛‍♀️🧛‍♀️🧛‍♀️ BROOHAHAHAHAHAHA! Da leed byke man was not da troo hed of da vampurrs afta all, an ai was workin wiv my fren da Dark Lord Max aw da tyme since ai dew an arribe! Iz a shame tho az ai lyke da sun. But now ai is immeowtal creecha of da nite!

Love fren Missy ❤️🦇

When Mama n Big Sister were goin eepy, I vizitid dis place called Bakeenee Bottum! I went to dis billdin dat smelled tasty, n da crab guy wuz tellin a story abowt a... flyin duchmin? If anything wuz flyin, I woulda seen it n gone ekekek! But da fire wuz comfy, so I did a nap-nap!

Bartholomew

Ai turn into a bat and do a flyober! Do YOO see anyfing soospishus?

Dis weeken at da cabin wuz assposed to b fun times... but den sumwun deside to reed frum dis weerd book call de Nekonomicon n bad fings start to happen! Iz no let da ebil ded get away wif dis!