r/HadToHurt • u/Pure_Sense7765 • 11d ago

Forbidden CPR

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u/SleepyShinsen 11d ago

And that’s how you break a sternum

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u/TriedCaringLess 11d ago

Just because a person has two hands doesn’t mean they are well coordinated in using them. Everybody thinks they can swing an axe or sledgehammer until they try doing it. It never goes well.

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u/Brian_1985 11d ago

The only thing that can make this stupider is if she was a volunteer from the audience. Stupid but still possible

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u/solezonfroze 11d ago
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u/morticuz 11d ago

Probably his own kids.

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u/Good_Air_7192 11d ago

Ahh fuck I loled

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u/Jisan_Inc 11d ago

The wide array of emotions

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u/Brian_1985 11d ago

Peak drama. Laughter. Tears. Shock. Awe. Money well spent for these families

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u/JewingIt 11d ago

The two claps from the guy in the back, lol

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u/potatocakes1989 11d ago

How is this a thing that adults do

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u/Brian_1985 11d ago

Because having children do it would be unethical. Their little sternums are weak af

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u/chasecastellion 8d ago

Astute observation

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u/GoLoveYourselfLA 11d ago

He’s gonna be pooping ….pain for a while

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u/ruindd 10d ago

When he braces, he shifts the cinder block down enough to make her miss.

It would have been better for her to aim more towards the center of the block, but he should learn to stay still.

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u/DashRift 11d ago

I gasped

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u/Significant_Rice_655 9d ago

Bro is not ok

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u/SorrowfulSpirit02 11d ago

Thank God the hammer didn’t land on his crotch…

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u/KeenbeansSandwich 11d ago

Just the vital organs.

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u/Quarter_Shot 11d ago

Fun fact: cups (like men's cups for athletic protection) were invented long before helmets

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u/tangiblemonk 11d ago

You had one job …

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u/Junior-ME14 10d ago

The one clap from the lady 🤣🤣🤣 she realized it wasn't part of the show