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u/AoXGhost 27d ago
Credit:
https://www.instagram.com/reel/Dd4bHXOAwra/?stkn=bnp6bGJ6Y2Jzem93
“Give credit where it’s due” 🎩
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u/equality-_-7-2521 27d ago
Im just going to sit down for 15 minutes after work, then hit the gym. Result: wake up at 930 shower, bed.
I'm just going to rest for 15 minutes after the gym before I shower and get ready for tomorrow. Result: wake up at 6am all gross.
Lesson learned: stay on my feet at all times until all the day's tasks are done.
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u/Difficult-Guarantee4 27d ago
Then you wake up with your legs backwards and wondering why you’re absolutely starving and nothing is ready for the next day 🤦♂️
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u/AoXGhost 27d ago
A torture cycle that only ends on your day off haha
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u/Difficult-Guarantee4 27d ago
Change the underwear and off we go, quick hit of the pit stick and ready for the day!
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u/FortheredditLOLz 27d ago edited 27d ago
I once was tired enough to take the mat outside while opening the door, now the 'inside' doormat is used as a blanket......Woke up refreshed and had to take the longest shower to wash off the shame of doing that....
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u/kandoras 25d ago
There's been days when I was too tired to want to take the time to take a shower, and too sweaty and dirty to want to get into the house without immediately taking everything off.
I've got a nice warm driveway. Very comfortable.
After a couple days of that the buzzards that roost on the water tower behind my house started flying down to check on me.
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u/Training_Cut704 27d ago
Dude o have fallen asleep in my car as soon as the garage door closed. Especially working off shifts. F that.
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u/AoXGhost 26d ago
I’be done that, found my self laying back in my suv, best sleep i had in a while haha
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u/Possible_Row_2976 27d ago
I once fell asleep after turning the heat on my pot of stew.. needless to say I woke up to charcoal and smoke
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u/Zephian99 27d ago
Once got home from last day of work in the week, collapsed onto my bed still in my work uniform, still had my shoes on, face first, feet hanging off the bed. The whole ordeal.
Woke up, suns still out, starts thinking I didn't nap long, look at the time on a clock and it reads an hour before I got off work, instantly confused. Then the realization....
I slept and 23 hours as if I was dead, with no shifting, no movement, woke up exactly as I was when I passed out. Guess I needed sleep. 😅
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u/Oblivious_116 26d ago
This is me when ever we get back from any field op, sometimes don't even make it to the rack just sleep it out on the deck lol
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u/Optimetrist 27d ago
straight to adults having fun, what a hedonistic approach to life
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u/Feteven 27d ago
I learned a word
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u/StankoBlansky 27d ago
Here’s another I like, debauchery
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u/Optimetrist 27d ago
tyty, I learned a new word today too :)
edit: heard it before in speech but the meaning wasnt clear to me
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u/No_Nefariousness2309 27d ago
alright please elaborate wtf your comment means, and yes I’m aware of the definition of hedonistic
edit: Ok no seriously, I’m looking at your comment from every angle and can’t figure out what in gods name you’re on about, please help me
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u/MatchstickHyperX 27d ago
I think it has something to do with how unproductivity is considered immoral, so sleeping is a hedonistic pleasure?
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u/Optimetrist 26d ago
yes, comprehension goes a long was. and exactly, I was trying to make a joke saying the guy goes stright to dirty please the moment he gets home.
but this I explained to OP and everyone can - could have - read the comments...
but no, callous and negative comments are there and the guy basically puts words in my mouth to be able to be upset :D nice, reddit level
edit: I noticed my earlier comment disappeared :( I guess No_Nefariousness has to actually figure it out on his own
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u/heinous_anus- 26d ago
I'm guessing English isn't your first language, because your first comment doesn't make any sense in the context of the post, and this comment doesn't make sense either.
Straight to dirty please? Wtf?
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u/Numeno230n 26d ago
This post is definitely from the perspective of one of those friends who doesn't take no or a declined call for an answer. Idk, I was home and not "busy" but still didn't feel like answering your call or text. They want you to actually give a good reason why you didn't want to talk to them. Your personal time is your own, but not everybody respects that.
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u/renaldey 27d ago
This is why they say the last 5m of your drive home from work is when you are most likely to crash.
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u/TheWrathalos 26d ago
When i was in college, i would often lay on the floor and take a nap after getting home from work, i'd just toss my bag in the couch and plop down in the middle of the living room, and then i'd wake up an hour later with the dogs laying on or next to me.
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u/CaptainLaCroix 26d ago
I've done the same, I've also fell asleep in the truck parked in the driveway.
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u/K_Linkmaster 27d ago
Kay down immediately because back hurts, fall asleep from the exhaustion. Yeah
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u/FlyingSpaceElephants 26d ago
people who say that are so full of shit. just say you didn't feel like communicating that day. it's fine
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u/zvon666 26d ago
I don't know man, this kind of shit happened to me at least 4-5 times since I started working full time. I will admit that it always happens in conjunction with not feeling like communicating because of exhaustion, but I have no joke come home from work, went to the bathroom, ate a single piece of leftover pizza while standing in the kitchen, and then fell asleep as soon as I sat down on the couch and got into a comfy position. So all in all, we're talking 6-7 minutes after entering the door lol
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u/Solarinarium 26d ago
I mean there def are people that are exaggerating but I've definitely had those times where it's been nonstop, don't even bother changing, fall asleep as soon as you hit your bed after getting home then spring right back up and march out the door for a gas station breakfast before getting back to it.
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u/Sharp-Potential5955 26d ago
I think everyone’s missing the joke. When somebody doesn’t text you back all night and then they come back with this. It’s usually bullshit lol
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u/Great-Apartment-7213 26d ago
I have entered my apartment and proceeded to sleep right on the floor of my living room.
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u/FirefighterEast9291 27d ago
Not only have I been there, it was a guy who I met at a club and who invited me back to his place
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u/psiren66 26d ago
I can say at least once in my life I have woken up like this guy! To be fair I didn’t know how I got home since I had been drinking. Opened the door and the car was parked a few inches from the door. I was absolutely mortified since I fucking despise drink drivers and I had done it.
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u/Wise-Dust3700 26d ago
I straight up sometimes get in, walk to couch sit down and wake up 4 hours later.
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u/GhostDoggoes 26d ago
My girlfriend got mad at me not too long ago because I got home from work and passed out in my vest and all and didn't text her I was in bed or home or nothing. The following week she came over with her key and found me passed out in my chair and put me in my bed. The next morning she and I had coffee and breakfast and she apologized. The thought of a nice comfy bed after work got to me.
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u/VirusTechnical5568 26d ago
When I was around 9 I had an away baseball game. I wasn't feeling well so I decided to stay home. Well the coach came to my house to get me because too many other kids decided not to go. I was friends with his son so I was the only kid he knew where they lived.
It was summer and hot as hell. I actually had my best game but I was exhausted when it was over. This is where things get weird. The coach drops me off at my house. I walk in and there are 2 guys robbing the place in broad daylight.
I freak out and then the next thing I remember is I'm in a bathtub full of water crying and my older brother is freaking out and asking me if the coach had done something to me.
The thing is that when I got home (according to my brother) is that I went straight to the bathroom and started running a bath. He heard me crying a few minutes later and thats why he thought the coach had done something to me.
I'm not sure what happened but I guess I got too hot and since I was already not feeling well I must have been hallucinating. My mom freaked out amd because she has mental issues thought maybe I was developing them too. She too me to a place called MHMR(mental health mental retardation). They couldn't find anything wrong and nothing like that ever happened again. I'm 45 now.
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u/Silent25r 26d ago
I’ve been there. Got out the car dragging the car charger and cable behind me. Got one shoe off. Made it to couch. Went to rest my eyes for just a second…
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u/qualityvote2 27d ago edited 26d ago
u/AoXGhost, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...