r/GunMemes • u/Squandere Battle Rifle Gang • Sep 02 '25
Fully Semi-Auto Non Functional Weapon of War must be a prototype
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u/XR171 Sep 02 '25
Then they cocked the hammer back aligning the loaded chamber with the barrel.
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u/V-DaySniper Sep 03 '25
I only have six shots, so I'm going to have to make them count. But thank God break actions never jam.
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u/XR171 Sep 03 '25
Pumps bolt action with resolve
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u/V-DaySniper Sep 03 '25
I squeezed the spade grip tight and put my thumps on the trigger, and held my breath, waiting to ride the lightning.
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u/jizzled_cereal Sep 02 '25
At what point did the two guys in the pickup yell “this is MAGA country”?
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u/V-DaySniper Sep 03 '25
After they put the imaginary rope around his neck, but before they dumped the imaginary gasoline on him.
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Sep 02 '25 edited Sep 02 '25
And by "flipped the safety", you meant "pulled the trigger"?!?
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u/WeakerThanYou Sep 02 '25
technically i guess he could have staged the trigger dingus. gotta take up that slack.
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u/MlackBesa Sep 02 '25
Then everybody clapped, I can confirm, I was the passenger headrest
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u/DownstairsDeagle69 Sep 02 '25
I think I've seen you in r/Sopranosduckposting
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u/MlackBesa Sep 02 '25
Yeh baby that’th me! Bruth Springthteen and the Bada Bing, gabagool, ova here! 👇👇
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u/e-katt Sep 02 '25
It was a specially made Super Safety, also known as a Glock “Switch” that this guy just admitted to flicking. Poor guys wife’s boyfriend told him it was an actual safety.
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u/ignoreme010101 Sep 02 '25
are those actually available for glocks yet? Thought just the questionable 'g force' triggers..
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u/e-katt Sep 02 '25
Its really just an FRT for the glock, not an actual Hoffman Tactical. I was being a sarcastic ass which i need to do a better job at conveying. Its my natural tone ive been told lol. Glock also has the drop in auto seer that works decently. I mean bth the article could have been talking about the guys Glock 18C with the switch on the side, but thats even more doubtful 🤨
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u/ignoreme010101 Sep 03 '25
drop in auto seer that
I mean, for 99% of people there's a reason they choose frt though!
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u/Bad_Touchin_yo_feels Sep 02 '25
Was that before they loaded the high capacity 223 round clip?
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u/Socratesmiddlefinger Sep 02 '25
It was the fully semi automatic version, that kind of semi auto that fires dozens of bullets with one trigger pull.
It is like a military assault style hunting rifle, but has the shoulder thingy that goes up.
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u/Bad_Touchin_yo_feels Sep 02 '25
Those will blow your lung out!
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u/Socratesmiddlefinger Sep 02 '25
"children shot with 5.56 need to be identified using DNA"
some idiot on CBS
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u/JustForkIt1111one Sep 02 '25
No, you misunderstood.
They were giving the finger to the Glock Safe Action system in the firearm.
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u/Hewlett-PackHard Sep 02 '25
Fun fact: Glock makes pistols with manual safeties, they just won't sell them to civilians.
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u/BeenEatinBeans Sep 02 '25
When he says he "flipped off the safety", he means he flashed a middle finger at a cop
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u/Artur_King_o_Britons Sep 02 '25
Took me more seconds than I'd care to admit on that one. I hate getting older and so full of data....
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u/Maia_Posidana Sep 03 '25
My god this was painful to read. Fail that hard should come with consequences.
That said, "I'll take morons trying to make themselves Knowledgeable" for 1000 please...
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u/ThatAussieGunGuy Sep 03 '25 edited Sep 03 '25
Japanese Police model Glock, weird things have safety's.
Edit: Thai
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u/QwerYTWasntTaken Sep 02 '25
Am I the only one who doesn't understand the reaction image?
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u/Lui_Le_Diamond Sep 02 '25
It's from Inglorious Basterds. The guy holding up his fingers is a British spy showing the number 3. The way he's doing it is the amglosphere way, not the way germans would. The german picks up on this and realizes he is a british spy.
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u/bxmxc_vegas Sep 02 '25 edited Sep 02 '25
In inglorious bastards this is a tense scene where a British spy is playing a game against an SS officer. The spy holds up three fingers like in the picture above and the German officer realizes he is a spy because Germans show three as the thumb, index, and middle finger. Exposition occurs. Shoot out occurs. Everybody dies. Scene.
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u/TopAside7975 Sep 02 '25
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u/TopAside7975 Sep 02 '25
Originated due to military testing. Later came to conclusions that it wasn’t necessary.
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u/therealaquagreen13 Sep 03 '25
This small part is a joke, but having read the article as a whole, it’s not a bad piece. Just be sure to shut off the internet after the page loads so you aren’t forced to subscribe to the page
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Sep 02 '25
They exist in the wild but are almost exclusively contract guns for foreign law enforcement agencies and militaries.
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u/DrBadGuy1073 Sep 02 '25
It's waaaaaay more likely that the writer is a retard than somehow possessing a glock with a manual safety. In San Fran, CA of all places.
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Sep 02 '25
Just when you think you hate journalists, they do something to make you hate them even more.
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u/quandjereveauxloups Sep 02 '25
journalists
I don't hate journalists, there are just so few around anymore.
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u/Particular-Policy243 Sep 06 '25
Why is this comment got so many downvotes just for stating a fact 🤣🤣
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u/DownstairsDeagle69 Sep 02 '25
Link to the article?