I wanted a quiet home with good security and vacant possession.

Unfortunately, I went house hunting in WvW.

In Homes Under Siege, I become Tyria’s least reassuring estate agent and tour the Alpine Borderlands, Desert Borderlands and Eternal Battlegrounds, attempting to sell properties with some fairly significant drawbacks:

🌊 Bay: Waterfront views. The neighbours have range.
🔥 Fire Keep: Underfloor heating. The floor is an optional extra.
💨 Air Keep: Elevated living. Gravity remains your responsibility.
🏰 Stonemist: A timeshare where nobody has agreed to share.

It’s a British property-show parody built around actual captures, defences and increasingly questionable sales pitches with The Brotherhood of Blub.

🎬 Watch here: https://youtu.be/XW61wZjDq0E

If you had to live in one WvW objective, which would you choose—and what would the estate agent conveniently forget to mention?

Your home may be repossessed if you do not keep up the violence.