r/GME • u/THR4SHER86 • Jun 03 '24

💎 🙌 OH. MY. GOD.

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u/farsh_bjj Jun 03 '24

King Kong sized balls in this guy. Legend.

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u/Turky_Burgr Jun 03 '24 edited Jun 05 '24

I have some bad news for you about the size of gorilla balls... even Kong balls. They're tiny. I saw a reddit post on r/theydidthemath or something a while back. Turns out that King Kong could of slept with the blonde girl in the movie without ripping her apart, and even at Kongs size his erection would be around the same size as an adult human male. So by saying this guy has King Kong size balls, you're basically just saying he's got regular human sized balls.... nothing special lol.

Here's the link: https://www.reddit.com/r/theydidthemonstermath/comments/is3lk8/king_kong_penis/

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u/Kilazur Jun 03 '24

You misunderstood the comment. His balls are the size of King Kong, not King Kong's.

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u/Amock99 Jun 03 '24

Eh sah a llams eew eew

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '24

Why would you know this…😂😂😂 man people have strange fetishesz 😂😂

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u/ConstantSignal Jun 03 '24

They said the “original” size of Kong, from the OG movie where he was much smaller. The math doesn’t check out for modern iterations of Kong where he is the size of a building

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u/DilbertPicklesIII Jun 03 '24

Where's the CS DRS? LETS TALK THE REAL FACTS.

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u/Ghost-of-W_Y_B Jun 03 '24

The mysterious call buyer has been identified. Insane.

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u/Meowsergz Jun 03 '24

So UBS is still fucked. Good! Lfg!

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u/happy0444 Jun 03 '24

They will merge with Deutsche Bank and agree to close all short postitions.

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u/WackGyver Jun 03 '24

They are extra super fucked now

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u/Chazwazza_ Jun 03 '24

I feel the thud from here as DFV whips it out right on the table

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u/Embarrassed_Today994 Jun 03 '24

Literally laughed out loud!

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u/gotnothingman Jun 03 '24

If you saw the signs in his tweets it was never a mystery

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u/Bobcat_Acrobatic Jun 06 '24

I thought it was him but then I was like maybe it’s something to do with USB. But I just felt his tweets had to mean something!

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u/PennyOnTheTrack Jun 03 '24

What . No really, what??

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u/ApprehensiveCake8927 Jun 03 '24

I'm like him, I bought 2 $20, 6/21c, great minds think alike. 😏

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u/kinkrebound Jun 03 '24

I paid a premium for $20 June 25’s, oops

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u/ApprehensiveCake8927 Jun 03 '24

Hey is a moon ticket, welcome aboard.....🚀🚀🚀

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u/eusquesio Jun 03 '24

i wish i did

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u/my_little_kittens Jun 03 '24

Could you explain what that means or impact is? I'm a newbie...

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u/ApprehensiveCake8927 Jun 03 '24

In this particular case I'm betting the price of GME will be at $20 by June 21st, so I bought 2 calls(contract) each call represents 100 shares so that will be $600 per contract, if the share price is at $26 on June 21st I just get my money back, if the share price is $30 I get $1000 per contract cuz is $10 above $20 x 100. However I have the right to buy the 100 shares(exercise) at $20 each even if the share price is at $30 so the MM has to buy the shares at whatever the price is and get fuck while pushing the price of GME up at the same time, We then moon and hedgies are fuck.

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u/FunsnapMedoteeee Jun 03 '24

Yep. Only got one.

So far

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u/NyCWalker76 Jun 03 '24

Why not the $120 strike calls?

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '24

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u/ApprehensiveCake8927 Jun 03 '24

Last Monday. At $6 per contract.

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u/BongDong69420 Jun 03 '24

Is it real???

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u/PennyOnTheTrack Jun 03 '24

Looks like it

u/deepfuckingvalue

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u/LineAccomplished1115 Jun 03 '24

I love reading the comments on some of his old, pre-sneeze updates

Whenever I’m having a bad day, I can always find comfort in knowing someone out there is balls deep long GME

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u/critter_bus Jun 03 '24

Yeah, buddy

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u/QueenLaQueefaRt Jun 03 '24 edited Jun 03 '24

It’s beautiful. Old meme ape new account Wish I could post in superstonk but I’m enjoying the hype from the lurk

If anyone wants to steal and post my meme feel free

https://www.reddit.com/u/QueenLaQueefaRt/s/AOjt8XQQzs

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u/Salty-Ad6128 Jun 03 '24

Gamecock

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u/OGrickyP Jun 03 '24

My thoughts exactly

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u/SquidsFromTheMoon Jun 03 '24

Dumb money part 2 in the making! Let's fucking goooooo

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u/Goose_Dies Jun 03 '24

It better be titled "I like the stock"

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '24

What about Retarded Money

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u/rsbeats Jun 03 '24

Yessir!!! 🙌🏽

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u/Practical_Extent_644 Jun 03 '24

This is fucking wild

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '24

Like I can’t even put into words what this means. The stock is 100% going to go bananas, there’s no other option

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u/Practical_Extent_644 Jun 03 '24

It’s literally insane. “Fuck it I’ll gamble close to $200 million” How can Cramer or anyone hate on this guy?..he played everyone. Videos all make sense now.

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u/Niso81 Jun 03 '24

If he exercises that’s in total 12 million shares in his possession

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u/strangexenergy Jun 03 '24

Don't forget he already owns 5 million too so 17 million in possession total!

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u/spank_that_hedge Jun 03 '24

He's gunning for a seat on the board IMO

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u/jersan Jun 03 '24

I’d love to see that happen 

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u/DJSkruffeh Jun 03 '24

Possibly why he's able to be so public again

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u/NyCWalker76 Jun 03 '24

Is he aiming to own 50% of GameStop?

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u/happy0444 Jun 03 '24

Sadly, last time down this rosd, the weekly GME price settled at BELOW call options value.

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u/gotnothingman Jun 03 '24

When was the last time this happened? 120k call options by one dude..

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u/Consistent_Ease828 Jun 03 '24

This guy maths like a true ape 🦍🚀🚀🚀

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u/Phro01 Jun 03 '24

I can't wrap my head around calls and puts fm! That's insane gain!

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u/NyCWalker76 Jun 03 '24

Is he aiming to own 50% of GameStop?

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u/RudeGuava5638 Jun 03 '24

Not sure if he has the money to excersise since he would need about 240 million $ cash - but only DFV knows if he can or cannot

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u/Oite-0000 Jun 03 '24

I wanna leave this text here to be a part of history. Also I LOVE ALL MY APE FRIENDS!!!! 🦧

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u/oopgroup Jun 04 '24

Reddit servers will go down someday, and like 95% of human history will be lost.

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u/Oite-0000 Jun 04 '24

Yeah sounds about right 🤣

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u/Oite-0000 Jun 04 '24

Yeah sounds about right 🤣

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u/Moncxho Jun 03 '24

Even the smallest person can change the course of the future.

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u/metagien Jun 03 '24

Gamma ramp!

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u/tallerpockets Jun 03 '24

This is the greatest timeline in the history of stonks.

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u/Mandellaaffected Jun 03 '24

It’s not a call… it’s a warning…

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u/eusquesio Jun 03 '24

I am in the xxx and have no money to buy more. it's such a shame as I feel it's secure gain. How do I go about that?

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u/DinsDad Jun 03 '24

Kidneys

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u/Maia_Azure Jun 03 '24

Same. When it got down to $10 I had just paid off most of my debt and was ready to start buying. Now, I’ll be lucky to afford a few more.

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u/SuperbFollowing6735 Jun 03 '24

Buckle the fuck up!

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u/TrudeausLeftTit Jun 03 '24

What a diamond balled bastard. Welcome back sir

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u/howardkitty94 Jun 03 '24

I literally created a post today foretelling all this but I got downvoted like crazy…

“Calls are bad, your retarded” KMT

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u/TofuPython Jun 03 '24

Calls can be bad if you dunno what you're doing. I for one would probably lose a lot of money on them

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u/eusquesio Jun 03 '24

on calls? how? you only lose the premium.

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u/comosedicewaterbed Jun 03 '24

Someone ELI5 his moves? Please?

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u/datsti Jun 03 '24

He's gonna shove his deep fucking gamecock inside hedgies' anuses.

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u/comosedicewaterbed Jun 03 '24

I like to hear that

I guess my confusion has to do with the June 21 $20 calls. Does he anticipate $20 being the price on June 21?

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u/Trash_Pandacute Jun 03 '24

Concerned about the way you talk to 5 year olds

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u/HOLDstrongtoPLUTO Jun 03 '24

The legend is back!!!!

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '24

FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK YYYYYAAAAAAASSSSSS!!!! RIP KEN YA FILTHY fucking scumbag!!!!!

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u/ApprehensiveCake8927 Jun 03 '24

FOMO incoming......LFG 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀

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u/Dr_Lexus_Tobaggan Jun 03 '24

he IS a gamecock

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u/SamsaraSiddhartha Jun 03 '24

Tonight would be a good night to keep an eye on the lights in bank/hedgie buildings...

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u/Pannyishere Jun 03 '24

Stock up 66% premarket 😂

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u/KiLlErGo0s3 Jun 03 '24

How tf does he have this much money? How much did he make in 21?

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