I went to the toilet and I came back to my dog sat on my spot like this 😭

Forget Smart Homes, it’s time to talk about the ultimate Smart Garden setup. 🤖🌱

I finally fully automated my backyard greenhouse ecosystem. We’ve got the Smart Drip Irrigation System running on precision schedules, a Smart Heater with automated thermostat sensors to protect the tropicals, and automated Smart Bulbs syncing directly with dusk and dawn cycles.

But there was always one manual chore holding me back from 100% automation: shrub pruning.

Until now. Introducing the newest breakthrough in organic, autonomous landscaping technology: The Nibblemaster 3000. No batteries, no solar panels, no charging cables required. It operates entirely on an open-source, eco-friendly fueling system that costs exactly 2 lbs per week (nuts of course). 🐿️⚡

Emma and Rue enjoying the ocean 😃

My dog had explosive diarrhea, I feel bad for laughing but her face…🥴 She is ok now, we took her to the vet and they gave her some probiotics.

They thought they pulled off the perfect heist...

While I was fast asleep, a highly organized squirrel broke into my locked greenhouse. Camera 1 catches the main suspect sneaking in through the front door and his getaway.

But it gets worse. Camera 2 caught the suspect dismantling my Halloween pumpkin carriage piece by piece. I should have installed hub cap locks.

Watch until the end to see the suspect making a run for it with the stolen goods.

The authorities have been notified. Suspect is considered armed (with sharp teeth) and extremely dangerous.