r/ExpectationVsReality • u/Chsrmsy • Feb 12 '19

This patch I ordered off amazon...

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u/xX420_WeedMan_420Xx Feb 12 '19

me irl

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '19

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '19

username checks out

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '19

and on that day, little Johnny Smith ingested his first marijuana and it would take him down a dark road of prostitutes, drug abuse and the inability to wipe his own ass.

D.A.R.E ~ PSA

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u/Dubstepater Feb 12 '19

Me too thanks

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u/mjxii Feb 12 '19

Where do i get my hands on some lsd, please

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u/Shinikama Feb 12 '19

Pfft like I can afford that.

Seriously, it sucks. Got severe back problems and it helps when I can afford some medicinal products, but... well, it is like 55 bucks a week to maintain. That's too much all the time.

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u/Javatolligii Feb 12 '19

Did lsd actually save your life and if so how

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u/shitlord_god Feb 13 '19

I need me some of that there lysergic acid diethlymide... sounds like it'd do heaps of good

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '19

do you microdose?

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u/someone755 Feb 13 '19

Finally some positivity up in this bitch

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u/maxuaboy Feb 13 '19

That’s a fuckin SICK user name