r/CrappyDesign • • May 18 '18

Place 10 feet away...

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u/RespectMyAuthoriteh May 18 '18

Plot twist: It's really an intelligence test disguised as a vision test.

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u/EarlyHemisphere May 18 '18 edited May 18 '18

Doctor: "Child, please take a look at that sign"

*child tries to climb fence

Doctor: [to mother] "Ma'am, please keep this one away from terrorist groups. He has a case of unfailing obedience. Kids like him end up as suicide bombers."

Edit: what was I thinking when I wrote this lol

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u/cadenjackson May 18 '18

you say that as if that’s the only reason to keep your child away from terrorist groups.

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u/BetaDecay121 May 18 '18

#NotAllTerroristGroups

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u/[deleted] May 18 '18

First they came for the terrorists, and I said nothing, for I was not a terrorist.

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u/ConfuzedAndDazed May 19 '18

#NotMyTerroristGroup

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u/Ejeb Jun 16 '18

This but unironically

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u/AlphaNathan May 18 '18

My children are a terrorist group.

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u/NerfJihad May 18 '18

If you do not release the Xbox, a campaign of warfare and terror the likes of which you have never seen will take place.

We also demand an entire pack of oreos, a half gallon of milk, and a bicycle to go to Jared's house because his parents are away for the weekend. You have 24 hours to comply, because I need to leave right after school on friday.

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u/[deleted] May 19 '18

Better working conditions than Wal-Mart

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u/[deleted] May 19 '18

!redditsilver

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u/champ64 May 19 '18

Not all terrorists are animals, they're people just like us!

/s

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u/Awesomianist May 19 '18

I don't know what the fuck were you thinking but I want some of that thought process.

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u/[deleted] May 19 '18

It might be some of the most biting satire of our time.

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u/[deleted] May 19 '18

This dude should write for South Park

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u/jojokin May 18 '18

amazing

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u/qdolobp May 19 '18

Your edit made me laugh. Weird thoughts escape sometimes.

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u/Davitson May 18 '18

Natural selection

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u/[deleted] May 19 '18

Eugenics.

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u/HelloWuWu May 18 '18

Considering it’s right across from Boston University, hopefully everyone passes.

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u/KidBakes May 19 '18

Go Terriers!

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u/MosquitoTerminator May 26 '18

I hope it doesn't pass over them.

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u/NonarbitraryMale May 18 '18

It's a magneto test.

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u/sighs__unzips May 19 '18

Plot twist: It's an ad from a funeral home.

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u/ridik_ulass May 19 '18

maybe its directed at people on the train, which stopped, and aren't getting off?

I know I sit there and read shit while the train is stopped.,

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u/BOOSHACK360 May 19 '18

Today, 3500 people will die on the road

Support the FIA's manifesto for Global Road Safety at FIA.com

#3500lives

Pretty sure it is. Seems like a self-aware, double-barreled PSA, first about seeing well enough but also being smart enough to be safe on the road.

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u/toopid May 18 '18

The ol’ marbles trick. See the key and peele skit.

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u/Amuter May 18 '18

Gotta keep evolution in progress somehow

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u/7Scrib May 19 '18

Or it's meant for the people on the train?

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u/huu11 May 19 '18

Well, this is in Boston after all.

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u/mwth_ Sep 29 '18

You think?

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u/guinader May 18 '18

Its not an intelligence, but more of a darwinism test, if you can't read the letters keep trying...

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u/ProdigalSheep May 19 '18

It's a Darwin Award nomination.

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u/fluffygryphon May 19 '18

The dude holding it kinda looks like House's optometrist brother. I wouldn't be surprised.

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u/dben89x May 19 '18

Still qualifies as r/assholedesign

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u/Throw_andthenews May 19 '18

Population control my friends

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u/rync May 18 '18

I got a little worried when the camera moved only a couple of steps back and I already couldn't read some of the smaller letters.

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u/AlphaNathan May 18 '18

why do you say that?

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u/Leonid198c May 18 '18

It's the pixel quality, totally hehe .

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u/livemau5 May 19 '18

It is, though.

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u/[deleted] May 19 '18

Density not quality.

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u/[deleted] May 19 '18

Why didn’t this guy write a comment?

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u/3ViceAndreas May 19 '18 edited May 19 '18

what do you mean it's right there

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u/[deleted] May 19 '18 edited Jun 04 '18

I look at the lake

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u/MozartTheCat May 19 '18

I am so blind that I can't read the big E at the eye dr when I don't have my contacts in. And I'm only 32... I remember being a kid and sitting at the eye dr with my mom while she did a vision test, and me and my sister giggling when she told him she couldn't even see the E. Not so funny now..

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u/[deleted] May 19 '18

What are your numbers? I got about 1cm of focused sight 5cm from my eyes without glasses, at 27...

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u/MozartTheCat May 19 '18

I mean my rx is D -4.00 CYL/AXIS -1.25 180 for one eye, D -4.00 CYL/AXIS -0.75 020 for the other, but I don't really know what any of that means. All I know is that without my contacts I have to squint to read someone's facial expression who is right in front of me, and I'm shit out of luck if I take out my contacts then need to find something

Also I'm standing in the dark and the tiny red light across the room from me looks like a huge germ as seen from a microscope

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u/optometris May 19 '18

About a -20D prescription? Or plenty of astigmatism?

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u/[deleted] May 19 '18

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u/MozartTheCat May 19 '18

Yeah I feel bad for my nephews. They are inheriting shitty eye sight from us and shitty hearing from their mom. Oldest got his hearing aids when he was about 4 or 5. Middle is currently 10 and has both hearing aids and glasses. The youngest is 6 and doesn't have either yet, maybe he will get lucky.

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u/weewee52 May 19 '18

Same age and I can’t read the big E either.

I remember going to the eye doctor with my dad when I was like 12, and the doc was like “well, we know she’s yours.” Oh boy, trifocals here I come.

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u/MozartTheCat May 19 '18

Yeah, what scares me is that my mom has to wear hard contacts now. I feel like I'm probably not too far from it. And when it gets to that point I might want to switch to glasses, idk, but her glasses are so fucking thick it's ridiculous so idk about that either. Let's just hope that by then I can afford Lasik

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u/Pronell May 19 '18

Well then, just stand on these tracks and wait for your doctor!

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u/Zoltie May 19 '18

Well, you aren't supposed to be able to read them at an angle on a screen.

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u/Lasket May 19 '18

It's probably because there's also an angle (and reflections).

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u/s1105615 May 19 '18

More likely this was an attempt to help natural selection along

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u/UHeardAboutPluto May 19 '18

Magneto has yet another plan to destroy his enemies

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u/lasssilver May 19 '18

You deserve to be run over by a train.

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u/Delkomatic May 19 '18

Got lasik last year. Fucking lazer vision. It is easily some of the best money you could possibly spend.

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u/WhyApplePie May 19 '18

It's just the angle. Don't worry

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u/DistractedByCookies May 19 '18

Thank you! I thought it was a still picture and couldn't work out what the problem was

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u/CasperTheFucboi May 18 '18

I think this is my favourite post on this sub.

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u/[deleted] May 18 '18

The comedic timing on the way it pans to the train track is perfect.

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u/[deleted] May 19 '18

would be even better if a train shot pass during the pan

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u/[deleted] May 19 '18

That would be the very first time the T shows up when you want it to

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u/setsunapluto May 19 '18

The Green line, no less.

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u/[deleted] May 19 '18

And then the Curb Your Enthusiasm theme starts playing.

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u/CasperTheFucboi May 18 '18

I know right! Perfectly done, laughed my ass off

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u/stratcat22 May 19 '18

That terrific comedic timing actually negated my anger towards my OP for filming a vertical video.

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u/AlphaNathan May 18 '18

Half the stuff here has nothing to do with design flaws.

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u/[deleted] May 19 '18

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u/RespectMyAuthoriteh May 19 '18

One could reasonably argue that consideration of placement and location is an aspect of good design.

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u/superspiffy May 19 '18

One sure could!

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u/hivoltage815 May 19 '18

Most advertising firms are pretty silo'd between the media buyer and the creative team. Which is in itself a design problem.

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u/Neutr4lNumb3r May 19 '18

Pretty sure it's for the people on the train.

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u/superspiffy May 19 '18

Ah, yeah. Didn't even think about that.

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u/Ketchup901 May 19 '18

Except it's not poor placement either because this is not supposed to be a vision test. It's an advertisement for one.

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u/laughnowlaughlater20 May 19 '18

Sure, it’s an advertisement, but it’s also pretty clearly a vision test. It doesn’t have to be either/or.

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u/The_Bigg_D May 19 '18

Including this post. It’s mostly circumstantial or someone who doesnt understand the usage.

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u/Oikeus_niilo May 19 '18

Fataldesign

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u/[deleted] May 18 '18

Green line? Or what

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u/Thatguyyoupassby May 18 '18

BU West...part of 4 stops in about 200 feet on the B line. Classic MBTA. Talk about Crappy Design.

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u/statusquosinner May 19 '18

The real crappy design is always in the comments. And on the green line!

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u/digitalsciguy May 19 '18

They are trying to rectify the crappy design by consolidating all four stops into two block-long stops farther apart, similar to the stops on the E Line. This will happen soon after Boston Transport Department is done with the current phase of road work to install cycle tracks. You can learn more about Comm Ave Phase 2A here.

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u/epr2npr May 19 '18

Okay I totally agree with you BUT apparently they have so many stops in that area because the tracks already cross so many red lights

Why BU students need to take a 5 minute T ride for a 10 minute walk is another matter

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u/Thatguyyoupassby May 19 '18

As a BU alum, the T going through campus makes sense. I lived in west campus and it’s a solid 15-20 minute walk to Questom/SMG.

What they really need is for the BU Bus to run more frequently, since most T rides happened when the BU Bus was way too full, which was always...

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u/gotham77 May 19 '18

They should update the traffic light technology so that the trains always get green lights. And eliminate half the stops between Packard Corner and Kenmore.

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u/[deleted] May 19 '18

The college I went to had buses that went around campus, but they would go around the outer parts of the campus and had stops so if you just walked straight through campus you'd beat the bus there. It was actually nice to use them when you didn't feel like walking during less busy times a day, but during the winter or if it was raining they got so crammed it was like the Japanese trains shoving as many people in as possible.

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u/Bot_Metric May 18 '18

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u/whale-tail May 19 '18

I live right near the B, D and C lines (short walk from Reservoir and Cleveland Circle). The D line is fine. The C line is slower, but fine. The B line has been a slow shitshow the three times I've taken it.

Fucking MBTA man

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u/deeda May 19 '18

Let’s see your cavalier attitude during a nor’easter.

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u/streganona_ May 18 '18

As soon as they panned out I was like “Ayyyyy Boston!!!”

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u/melaninDaisy May 19 '18

Was wondering how many people did the same thing. Unpopular opinion: I love the T, especially the green line 💚

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u/boaty_boat_boat May 19 '18

Oh hi Satan

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u/aperture_lab_subject May 19 '18

Oldest subway in America 💚

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u/the_zen_man May 19 '18

I've walked from Harvard Ave to BU East, right along the B line, and beaten the T there. It's nuts how bad it can be, and I'm from NYC!

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u/trane7111 May 19 '18

Yup, Got off at that T stop all the time for class

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u/TexyFiles May 18 '18

B Line for the win!

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u/GloriousHam May 19 '18 edited May 19 '18

For the win? It stops every 30 feet.

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u/[deleted] May 19 '18

yep. one of the great historical landmarks of Boston :D

It is the oldest subway line in the country and it’s like riding on a time machine because it runs as smoothly as you’d imagine a 120 year old transit system would work. Lovely how the city has kept it in apparently the same condition all these years.

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u/2Terrapin May 19 '18

I haven’t lived in Boston in nearly a decade, but I do miss the public transit. I’d take a 120 year old subway line over the public transit in Los Angeles, it sucks having to drive everywhere.

I used to live in between the B and C line in Allston/Brighton.

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u/symbiance09 May 18 '18

Is this the one that goes to Allston/Packers Corner (I think that's what it's called)

Was there a month ago and it looks similar but not sure

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u/[deleted] May 19 '18

Correct!

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u/mordeh May 19 '18

Yeah, B on the Green Line

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u/snpchaat May 18 '18

Yeah which makes it even crappier cause if you’re taking the green line odds are you don’t have a car

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u/mossijake May 19 '18

Came here for this

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u/Lonestar1911 May 18 '18

Magneto is really getting lazy with his genocidal schemes.

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u/wrong_timeline May 19 '18

I’ve been at the mercy of men performing eye tests. Never again.

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u/Queef_of_Pain May 19 '18

Underrated comment tbh

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u/currentlyquang May 19 '18

What's next, eye tests on the freeway?

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u/paulrongcal May 19 '18

perfectly balance?

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u/cchings May 18 '18

Maybe it's for the passengers to read

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u/Paiev May 18 '18

Isn't it obviously for the passengers to read? I don't get this post.

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u/OneBakingPanda May 18 '18

It is exactly place there for this reason. It also have the train stop station. So yes, 10 feet back you are in the train.

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u/FriesWithThat May 19 '18

It's also meant to be recognized as a vision test chart from a design perspective, but not to be used as one to the extent that no one is going to fill your prescription based on some advertisement you read while gazing out the window of your train. I have no idea what people are getting on about...

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u/[deleted] May 19 '18

It's uh... funny. We have fun here.

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u/[deleted] May 19 '18

I think it’s cognitive bias/internet groupthink. Everybody just makes a snap judgment, upvotes or goes to the comments and validates their immediate impression. Ignoring or avoiding any semblance of self criticism. This shit should be in a textbook.

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u/Equitaurus May 19 '18 edited May 19 '18

The only issue with that is that the floor of MBTA green line trains is about like 4 feet off the ground making it essentially impossible to read from the train

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u/KOREANRAIDBOSS May 19 '18

I got a good laugh initially but that's exactly what I thought afterwards

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u/Nugur May 19 '18

Yeah, passing to the other side.

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u/SheaMcD May 18 '18

If you don't see the train track, you should really get glasses

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u/the_real_1vasari Sep 18 '18

Start with eyes ;)

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u/vic39 May 18 '18

Welcome to BU!

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u/redcoatwright May 18 '18

probably put there by a BU alum lulz. I should know, I'm a BU alum.

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u/Facestrike May 19 '18

Newly grad Terrier represent

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u/[deleted] May 19 '18

For people that couldn’t get into BC but still want to pay 50k a year to go to school in a second rate city!

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u/vic39 May 19 '18

Somone is salty haha

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u/[deleted] May 19 '18

BC - for when you're a NEU/BU quality student, but feel really strongly you belong at Harvard!

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u/[deleted] May 19 '18

BC isn't even in Boston, check mate

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u/[deleted] May 19 '18

I think you mean for people that didn’t apply to BC because they wanted to actually live in a city.

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u/Qazfdsa May 18 '18

E

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u/[deleted] May 19 '18

E

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u/Wallywutsizface May 19 '18

Y’all mind if I

DESPACITO😂😂😂👌🅱️

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u/WallyMitko May 19 '18

🅱️E💲🅿️🅰️☪️ℹ️✝️🅾️

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u/dylansucks May 19 '18

*Manufactured by the Acme Eyechart Coorporation.

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u/imgonnabutteryobread May 19 '18

Your pitchfork lost its handle.

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u/loraximus907 May 19 '18

But why Michael Fassbender?

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u/ZebraAirVest May 19 '18

Yeah why isn’t anyone pointing this out???

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u/[deleted] May 19 '18

I came here to point out that it was Julian McMahon, but apparently I'm fucking blind.

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u/klocnw May 19 '18

He obviously has impeccable eye sight.

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u/Taintedlovexo May 19 '18

Because he's beautiful 😍

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u/LittleDeadBrain May 19 '18

Are you serious? I just told you that, a moment ago.

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u/[deleted] May 19 '18

"Check your VISION" Abd not using paul bettany should be illegal.

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u/IchDien Jun 01 '18 edited Jun 01 '18

It's FIA Action for Road Safety, so it's a celebrity endorsement of a non-profit awareness campaign

The FIA is the global governing body for car-based motorsports (FIM for Motorcycles). It owns the rules and regulations for F1, WEC, WRC and has partnerships with IMSA/NASCAR.

Fassbender has raced GT cars in amateur championships.

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u/[deleted] May 18 '18

I think the advertiser had a different intent in mind

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u/LevelVS May 18 '18

It's really an advertisement for train accident insurance.

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u/[deleted] May 18 '18

probably

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u/[deleted] May 19 '18

Yeah, like people on the train?

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u/[deleted] May 19 '18

Are you telling me that trains have windows?

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u/whynotwarp10 May 19 '18

Choo choo muthafucka!

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u/witticus May 18 '18

Its a vision, hearing, and endurance test all in one.

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u/dcgrey May 18 '18

MBTA worker: "Uh, boss, this isn't..."

Boss: "...isn't going to hang itself, right. Hurry up, it's the B line, we gotta make the same mistake at thirty more stops."

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u/NerdyKirdahy May 19 '18

[cries in Dunkin]

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u/AhsanFuzailBU May 18 '18

BU WEST HAHAH BU IS ON REDDITS POPULAR WHOOOOO

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u/redcoatwright May 18 '18

Shiiiit that's BU.

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u/Wonnk13 May 19 '18

ohhh i went to BU!

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