r/CalamariRaceTeam • • 13h ago

Out squidded yet again…

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133 Upvotes

r/CalamariRaceTeam • • 19h ago

love is in the air

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35 Upvotes

r/CalamariRaceTeam • • 1d ago

No. The Dragon 12 is not a good beginner dildo.

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No. The Dragon 12” is not a suitable beginner dildo.

Idk who needs to hear this but we **gotta stop** telling people it's a good idea to start on the D12. Idk if this is a new thing or a long running position, but I see all over D12 pages people endorsing this decision, and I genuinely think it's actively getting people hurt.

"But I'll just put it in 4”

"It only goes as fast as your butthole”

"But it has ridges and 6” gapper”

# No.

A dildo that can put down 12” to the rear and has a 0-6” faster than Johnny Sins should absolutely not be your introduction to riding.

A brand new rider does not have the butthole control to keep their inputs in check, nor do they likely have the discipline to keep it in training mode. Nobody buys 12” horse cock so they can use 6. The assists, the slow power modes, the untuned butthole gaping- they're all coming off sooner than later.

I see D12s less than a year old with sub 6” rides and low side damage or severe prolapse for sale constantly.

I bought a new D12 after putting 4” on my beginner dildo, and its still *barely* appropriate as a 2nd dildo

Just get an D7 if you want a rowdy naked dildo as your first. They're cheap as dirt, almost impossible to prolapse, and still probably more juice than you actually need.

Edit; (okay used D7 prices not actually as cheap as i thought but still)


r/CalamariRaceTeam • • 17h ago

Duke 390 2024+ crash protection

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Hi

I’ve been looking for stunt build / crash protection parts for the Duke 390 Gen 3 (2024+), but so far I’ve only found the parts mentioned in this post

Does anyone know of any other options? I’m not necessarily looking for a full crash cage, just enough protection to keep all the fairings and body panels safe in case of a drop.

Any suggestions?


r/CalamariRaceTeam • • 1d ago

TAKE MY KEYS AWAY NOW!!

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41 Upvotes

Most worm thing I ever did but hey you live and you learn to it’ll make a great memory 😭


r/CalamariRaceTeam • • 1d ago

BAD WHEELIES Sloppy but seeing a little progress 😂

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36 Upvotes

r/CalamariRaceTeam • • 2d ago

Sit down to knee knocker?

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32 Upvotes

How do I get from a sit down wheelie into a knee knocker? I see guys do it and it seems like you have to brake tap, and use the momentum to stand up. I'm not sure tho and it's weeeeewy scawwy 😢


r/CalamariRaceTeam • • 1d ago

Question for Ohio stunt riders 🏍️

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I'm researching the idea of opening a dedicated, legal motorcycle wheelie practice lot in Ohio.

The idea is a private paved area where riders can practice wheelies away from public traffic.

What would you honestly pay for a 2-hour session?

  • $20
  • $25
  • $30
  • $40
  • $50

How far would you drive to get there, and how often would you realistically go?

Would you be interested in memberships or lessons, too?

I'm researching demand before investing in anything. Honest answers appreciated!

  1. Would you use a dedicated private motorcycle wheelie practice lot in Ohio?

  2. How much would you pay for a 2-hour session?

  3. How far would you travel to get there?

  4. How often would you realistically attend?

  5. Would you prefer open practice or smaller scheduled sessions?

  6. Would you pay extra for professional instruction?

  7. Would you buy a monthly membership?

  8. What days and times would you prefer?

  9. What would make you choose this lot over other options?

  10. What safety features would you expect?


r/CalamariRaceTeam • • 2d ago

clown MISSING BUTTPLUG

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Hey guys, I was riding up to Topanga State Park and I lost my plug while riding. It started when I felt it come out after I realized that I passed a Harley rider and it fell out through my pant legs. If anyone in the area can plz look for it thank you 🙏


r/CalamariRaceTeam • • 2d ago

I can pull a basic wheelie, so I'm making a game for all the stunts that are out of my league

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Hey! I'm the developer.

Most motorcycle games I've played are either full sims on a track (Ride 5, MotoGP) or motocross games (fun but not on the street). I wanted one that mixes Forza Horizon and Skate 3: an open world full of events you ride up to with your friends, plus a trick system where you chain stunts into combos and ragdoll hard when you mess up.

What's in the beta right now:

  • Online multiplayer: invite friends through Steam or join with a lobby code
  • 18 tricks: wheelies, stoppies, flips, 360s, superman, kickflips, and more, which chain into combos that earn boost
  • Near misses for weaving through traffic
  • Race, Stunt Race (with traffic and items like a bat, shotgun, and oil slick), Time Attack, and Trick Battle
  • Realistic controls: clutch, manual gearbox, balance-point wheelies, and tank-slapper speed wobbles
  • A garage where you spend event cash on bike and rider skins, mods, and horns

I've been working on this for about a year, and it's built in Godot 4.7. I'd love feedback: what would you want from an open-world motorcycle stunt game?

Also, this game is open source! (at least the demo)

AI Disclosure:

  • I'm using AI assisted tools for the code (claude code)
  • I'm using AI to help with localization
  • There is NO AI art in the game
  • No generative AI runs in the game. NPCs use regular game AI.

Steam

Discord


r/CalamariRaceTeam • • 3d ago

belongs in r/moto When was your realization moment to wear b*ttplugs? (OC)

24 Upvotes

One ride I went on the freeway and the bike noise, other cars, semis and wind TORCHED my b*tthole. Never again I would forget b*ttplugs. I’m just curious if other riders have had funny realization stories


r/CalamariRaceTeam • • 4d ago

HADDALAYERDOWN Death wobble at any speed

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623 Upvotes

r/CalamariRaceTeam • • 4d ago

PSA

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121 Upvotes

No more rear end crashes when at a stop.


r/CalamariRaceTeam • • 5d ago

hoes are definitely mad move to seattle with only a motorcycle. it's Fine.

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122 Upvotes

r/CalamariRaceTeam • • 4d ago

What are your thoughts on riding with a buttplug in? (OC)

30 Upvotes

As for me, I ride with a buttplug in to add to the feeling of riding free, especially on long rides. Riding with a buttplug just adds another dimension to the whole experience.

Depending on the size of the plug I use, my ride can feel completely different. For example, if it's a smaller plug, just a nice chill ride. But if I'm feeling adventurous and go for a bigger one, well, let's just say I enjoy the vibrations of the engine a little more, especially at higher RPMs (safely, of course).

How about you guys?


r/CalamariRaceTeam • • 5d ago

Desert Activites 🏜

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48 Upvotes

I try to not scare people when coming up from behind. Big difference in 10 mph and 55-65mph. Stay loose 🤙🏼


r/CalamariRaceTeam • • 6d ago

fuck riding the clutch, let that wheel spin lol

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102 Upvotes

it will either loop and land on me or spin and launch, not the best way to launch but its the most fun


r/CalamariRaceTeam • • 7d ago

Am I gay enough

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78 Upvotes

r/CalamariRaceTeam • • 5d ago

Deadman walks walks u

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r/CalamariRaceTeam • • 7d ago

Retard Best stunt bike after stunt grom?

5 Upvotes

Im very confident about not looping - my only problem is overusing rear brake on the grom. I feel like i want to upgrade away from the grom, despite still having a lot to learn. I only can just wheelie in 1st and 2nd, but I’m not as good as some people are stunting groms.

If you think i shouldnt upgrade yet, plz share at what point would make sense to upgrade. Like should I be doing one handers?

384 votes, 4d ago
80 Drz-400
123 Mt-07
6 R7
71 636
104 Liter bike or whatever

r/CalamariRaceTeam • • 8d ago

Baja 1000 Training

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131 Upvotes

Playing in the sand box getting acquainted with the sand and the new steed. Happy with a top speed of 96mph. Average speed to finish the race is 35 mph over the approx. 1000 miles. Welcome to the most challenging race in the Americas.


r/CalamariRaceTeam • • 8d ago

Retard scooter shinanigans

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66 Upvotes

some random videos i have in my phone, i love fucking around on scooters


r/CalamariRaceTeam • • 9d ago

hoes are definitely mad Same road as b4 but the other way :)

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31 Upvotes

r/CalamariRaceTeam • • 10d ago

this dude stops for cops :)

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175 Upvotes

r/CalamariRaceTeam • • 10d ago

Grandpa's sphyncteric muscle memory is good as new.

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677 Upvotes

Who knew such a gay individual would have equally gay grandkids?