r/Bullshido • u/sergemeister • Jun 27 '26
Martial Arts BS Never Relax
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u/Wrong_Truth7719 Jun 27 '26
You all know he is doing satire right?
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u/sergemeister Jun 27 '26
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u/Wrong_Truth7719 Jun 27 '26
Have you seen his instagram? Thereās no way he is doing all that shit for real.
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u/sergemeister Jun 27 '26
Look at the time and money he's spent making training aids and tell me he does it for the monetization of his Instagram account.
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u/Ok-Bar601 Jun 27 '26
I donāt think it is. Maybe he posts to get a laugh, but I think this guy is lonely and lives rural and clearly has delusions about being a self defense nut.
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u/sergemeister Jun 27 '26
No no no. Someone once commented on my post that it was satire so now it's true!
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u/KameMameHa Jun 27 '26
I was trying to find a commend with this, did not now till recently, so actually he is the one trolling the people commenting not the opposite :D
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u/Fragrant-Inside221 Jun 27 '26
Somebody come get grandpa heās acting weird again on the internet
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u/Seadogdog Jun 27 '26
Thanks to this video I will now be to defend myself against my refrigerator.
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u/hux Jun 27 '26
I dunno, I think this guy could best me in a fight. I would be too distracted by the color of those shoes.
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u/mothandravenstudio Jun 27 '26
He must have monetized and has begun making income because those shoes and his other gear are leveled up.
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u/pirateworks Jun 28 '26
Itās not even a genuine Hawaiian shirt.
The pattern on the left side where the pocket sits, is broken by it.
I own over 40 Hawaiian shirts.
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u/rubberjohny Jun 29 '26
the moment he finds out about capoeira we'll need to classify him as a Hurricane Katrina level threat
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u/Low_Construction8067 Jun 27 '26
A very very docile refrigerator that you also seem to have some kind of romantic interest in
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u/HeIsSparticus Jun 29 '26
I dunno, this guy's BMI looks like he's definitely losing the fight against the refrigerator
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u/A_LittleBitHigh Jul 04 '26
And the 6 packs of soda too. Cool thing is that it works on Coke AND Pepsi products equally. You don't have to take a separate course
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u/baby_got_yak Jun 27 '26
Itās impressive that he does all of this while being blind
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u/Spirited-Material-71 Jun 27 '26
I kinda feel bad for him. By the looks of his house. He lives alone. Thay explains alot
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u/deepfriedanchovy Jun 27 '26
But heās not alone. Heās got us, and I for one love him. Heās great.
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u/BiteYouToDeath Jun 27 '26
Can yall really not tell that this is satire? I thought yall were joking.
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u/TreesForTheForest Jun 27 '26
It's genuinely hard to tell, but this guy has been progressively been getting weirder. He appears to live alone in some rural area and has said on his IG he's just doing what makes him happy and that he's not intending satire or making fun of others.
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u/Hazzman Jun 28 '26
FFS it's not satire. Where did this come from? Just go to his instagram and you can listen to his own words. Dude is 100% legit. He's just nuts. And that's fine. He isn't hurting anyone, but he is nuts.
I keep seeing this satire claim popping up every time his stuff is posted - it isn't satire and there isn't a single thing to indicate it is... but there is evidence from his own instagram that he is 100% legitimate.
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u/DBrown1022 Jun 29 '26
You really trying to tell me that the knife toss onto the top of the fridge was being SERIOUS?!?! Lol⦠Iām sure the dude said itās not satireā¦. But Donald Trump also said the war with Iran is over for the 12th time now.
Idk⦠I canāt watch this and not think he isnāt doing this for the Lulz
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u/BiteYouToDeath Jun 28 '26
Whatās his profile? Btw him saying itās not satire means little when characters like nikado avocado and sephiroth sword exist.
Not saying you are wrong up front. But honestly some of the movements seem to be exaggerated for effect.
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u/Vamosity-Cosmic Jun 27 '26
no this sub got invaded by morons and now all the actual bullshido is drowned out by satire with people raging at it
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u/BiteYouToDeath Jun 27 '26
I donāt even mind that there are satire posts. They can be funny too. But people taking them seriously is kinda sad.
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u/IM_INSIDE_YOUR_HOUSE Jun 28 '26
The internet, social media engagement culture, an AI have collectively obliterated many peopleās ability to tell if something is genuine satire or one of 27 different variations of ironic satire or just flat out genuine anymore.
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u/possiblevector Jun 27 '26
His is a satire on MAGA heads who actually do this seriously. FYI.
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u/TheMightyHornet Jun 28 '26
Genuinely is not satire. Go check his shit out: freedomathefarm
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u/Pleasant-Bonus-866 Jun 28 '26
stop being ao judjmental he is only having fun and respecting patriotic values
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u/Twisted-Mentat- Jun 28 '26
But I'm just having fun by mocking him.
I'm entitled to the same "fun" as he is.
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u/ShutterHawk Jun 27 '26
I didn't know it was a bit. I wish I never found out. Those were better days.
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u/ProgressFabulous6663 Jun 27 '26
I know this guy is just taking the piss, but I love these videos. What's his channel name?
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u/TheMightyHornet Jun 28 '26
Heās deadass serious, bro. Freedomatthefarm
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u/GenericUsername817 Jun 27 '26
He needs to give up on the way of the blade and learn the way of the kitchen remodel. That place has been out of date for 60 years
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u/Bumble072 Jun 27 '26
One part Soul Train 1985, one part what day is it. One part my arse disappeared when I turned 50. Merica !!
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u/right_you_are Jun 27 '26
Dr. Pepper tried sneakin up on him. Good thing his secret agent training kicked in.
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u/theOGHyburn Jun 27 '26 edited Jun 28 '26
YA! fuck you Dr. Pepper. Lol
Not sure if those crocks are MIL STD
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u/VTPolls Jun 27 '26
I want to dance. I want to be my true self. But thereās no way Iām coming out of the closet so maybe Iāll just add weapons and violence to mask it
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u/Treznar Jun 27 '26
I really didn't know i needed this guy in my life until he popped into my feed last week. Now I get a random gem every couple of day.
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u/stevespirosweiner Jun 27 '26
I'm just gonna say it: this is by definition very artistic. Is he trolling or is he for real? The choreography is so cringe that it's breathtaking. The song choices blend with the moves perfectly too like so incredibly cringe. I fucking love this guy; serious or not.
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u/Winter_Hall5379 Jun 27 '26
Lol this guy is great. At first I didn't get it, but learning this is a parody has made these so funny
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u/D_Dubb_ Jun 27 '26
This guy puts a smile on my face every fucking time. A national treasure as far as Iām concerned.
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u/Ok_Quantity_3803 Jun 27 '26
This guys fuckin incredible and if you arent able to tell that then you have problems lol
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u/Ryan_Hendricks Jun 27 '26
Besides the bullshido ballet in red sneakers, the one upside down door handle bugs me most.
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u/Crazy_Customer7239 Jun 27 '26
Sad AF. Downvoted. He needs a strong local social group, not an Instagram account for everyone to rip on :(
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u/That_Things_Good Jun 27 '26
Will someone please take this fuckerās phone away from him and put him in time out? He can keep the knives; I just donāt want to see it.
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u/Individual_Chef1315 Jun 27 '26
If usa ever gets invaded by cartons, tennis balls and/or metal poles, this dude is ready to fight for his country.
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u/recuringhangover Jun 27 '26
When dad watches both under seige movies back to back on Sunday morning.
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u/Absolute_Peril Jun 27 '26
Leroy I told you not to do your knife dance thing in the house there's still a hole in the door the last time you did it
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u/notforrobots Jun 27 '26
Itās funny this subreddit is just like five different assholes that keeping making cringey shit
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u/CompleteFuture8 Jun 27 '26
A true magat deplorable. Hates science so much he has to take it out on Dr Pepper
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u/Calmecac Jun 27 '26
I am starting to like this guy. He is proud of doing whatever this shit is and looks happy.
I wanna feel this level of confidence.
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u/ChestyPullerton Jun 27 '26
I donāt feel like the music is intense enough for this level of badassery
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u/degreesBrix Jun 27 '26
He's clearly watched Under Siege a few times.
Admittedly, I did too, but for the birthday cake scene.
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u/Significant-Judge368 Jun 27 '26
Reminds me of cheerleaders compulsively practicing their routines during class in high school.
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u/theotheroneandonly Jun 27 '26
You just know that RFK does this shit in the mirror. Iād even bet that kid rock would be the one filming it.
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u/Key-Lifeguard-5540 Jun 27 '26
god damn, he risked his life for his country, and in the end many said that he was a great man
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u/Substantial-Basis179 Jun 27 '26
Anyone else notice how he fingered that invisible guy's butthole...? This guy is something else.
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u/Serenade314 Jun 27 '26
The cringe is strong in this one. Would love to see the (probably hours of) outtakes where he chops the shit out of himself and his surroundings.
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u/Remarkable_Voice_244 Jun 27 '26
I have a neighbour like this. Single male late 50s.
Always wearing these tradies sunnies.
Only time I talked to him he was complaining and wondering about one day stabbing the dogs that shit on his front yard.
Iām 100% convinced he spend his day training like this guy.
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u/HonestButterscotch3 Jun 27 '26
Why do they all do these weird dancing moves? Who was the OG that came up with these moves or what is it based on??