r/Bullshido • • Jun 27 '26

Martial Arts BS Never Relax

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u/HonestButterscotch3 Jun 27 '26

Why do they all do these weird dancing moves? Who was the OG that came up with these moves or what is it based on??

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u/why-would-i-do-this Jun 27 '26

I did this type of shit when I was like 10 or 11. Watched a lot of anime and thought I was cool

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u/SardineStache Jun 27 '26

Tbf at that age you probably looked a lot cooler than this guy

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u/Ok_Figure7671 Jun 27 '26

No, about the same

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u/KevkasTheGiant Jun 27 '26

This ^

Whoever grew up without at least once trying to channel their ki and become super saiyan didn't have a childhood.

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u/slayden70 Jun 27 '26

I think the guy has to be trolling at this point, or doesn't care what kind of views he's getting as long as he's getting views.

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u/Dizzy-Confection-551 Jun 28 '26

Everyone is cooler than this guy

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u/Icy_Fish_2154 Jun 27 '26

How old are you? I grew up on 70s Kung Fu movies, and 80s Ninja movies. As did the idiot in this video.

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u/Away_Film7721 Jun 27 '26

I think he was an insurance salesmen up until he watched John Wick 1-3.

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u/why-would-i-do-this Jun 27 '26

In my 30s, and yeah my moves were more flowing than this. Definitely get more old school Kung fu/ninja vibes now that you mention it

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u/Pdxhikeandplay Jun 28 '26

Yeah, but when did EDM become popular?

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u/QuietRiot5150 Jun 27 '26

I'll be honest. I still do these kinds of things. I have a grabber tool I use to pick up trash at work and I often times spin it around like a Ninja Turtle. I just don't record myself doing it and I make sure nobody sees me.

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u/GrandMoffJerjerrod Jun 28 '26

Everybody sees you 😁

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u/QuietRiot5150 Jun 28 '26

Lol, yea they probably do. I just like to pretend.

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u/Immediate-Damage-302 Jun 27 '26

I think this dude still rides the short bus.

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u/West-Warning-6197 Jun 27 '26

……carrying knives.

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u/R34CTz Jun 28 '26

I used to pretend to be characters from soul calibur, using back scratches or any other object I could reasonably pretend was a sword. But I never did this ridiculous ass dance shit.

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u/NOT_A_DlCKHEAD Jun 30 '26

Soul Calibur… and you skipped on Tira?

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u/the_rabbit_king Jun 29 '26

I’m thankful everyday I didn’t watch or like anime growing up. 

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u/Difficult_Dust1325 Jun 27 '26

I’ve seen this guys videos on here for the last couple years. It has to be satire. Or maybe I just want it to be satire, lmao.

Either way, the fist sized hole in the door in the background is funny as fuck. I bet that hole has a story to tell

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u/lcssa Jun 27 '26

I think I saw a bunch of people confirming once that this guy does make fun of other serious macho maga geezers with these ridiculous knife dances, but they all look alike to me so It could just be a regular maga npc

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u/RussianBot71137 Jun 27 '26

Nah, those people just want it to be that. There's not a single shred of evidence that it's a satire. Now and again someone in comments would say something like: "it has to be a satire, I'm sure it is"... And then you have people claim it as it's a fact based on those type of comments. If it was a satire I'm pretty sure guy would have made at least a hint to that fact. I have seen over a dozen of his videos, didn't see anything that would suggest that it's a satire 🤷

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u/Indecisiv3AssCrack Jun 27 '26

What's his channel name?

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u/HumaneCentiPad Jun 27 '26

@freedomatthefarm on insta and other platforms. Dude is funny as fuck tho lol.

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u/DukeSilver696969 Jun 27 '26

Stephen segal brand of bullshido

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u/BillMillerBBQ Jun 27 '26

Stephen Seagal is Taliban

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u/HonestButterscotch3 Jun 27 '26

It really feels like something out of an 80’s movie

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u/Mundane-Device-7094 Jun 27 '26

Honest to God I think it's just older dudes who have it ingrained in them that dancing is gay so they have to add a knife to make it straight and cool.

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u/Tachinante Jun 27 '26

He really just wants to dance and express himself but his devotion to dogmatic masculinity standards won't allow him to square that circle. His subconscious: "just wants to dance," but his conscious be like "my daddy was a knife fighter, his daddy was a knife fighter, and by golly, you're gonna be a knife fighter!"

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u/Armagedon777777 Jun 28 '26

He's parodying these lunatics. He's just having fun.

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u/Reynardine1976 Jun 27 '26

He is just hamming it up, he does this as satire. I have been watching his account for a bit, I think he is making fun of other more serious gravy seals.

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u/Old_Man_Bridge Jun 27 '26

In his mind that’s how athletes move..

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u/Hawktuahdoctor Jun 27 '26

It’s gotta be from watching Steven Seagal movies

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u/No-Association-8539 Jun 27 '26

And why is he always attaching the top of the fridge? It's like he's expects something to jump out of the cereal boxes that are normally up there.

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u/WaterSpringEternal Jun 27 '26

This dude just needs to join a dance class already.

Non ironically, i think it would be pretty good for him to socialize and get to know other people

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u/Icy_Fish_2154 Jun 27 '26

The "other people" disagree with that suggestion.

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u/Mankie-Desu Jun 28 '26

It’s the toe points that give it away.

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u/Global-Management-15 Jun 28 '26

This guy is parody, but I don't know lol

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u/emperor_dinglenads Jun 28 '26

He's my private security detail at Burning Man.

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u/hi_imryan Jun 27 '26

I recently heard this dude is satirical. It that’s true, it’s fucking amazing work.

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u/Ambitious_Age1139 Jun 27 '26

Steven Segall šŸ˜”

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u/Ob1s_dark_side Jun 27 '26

Stephen Seagal

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u/mytermsaresimple Jun 28 '26

In your head it’s amazing! Let’s fighting looove!

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u/Sand_Aggravating Jun 28 '26

Thiiiiiis guy is most definitely at least 1 double decker of buddy light into his evening to think any of this is a good idea camera or not! let alone putting it out there for the world!

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u/EvenHair4706 Jun 28 '26

It’s called goddamn skill

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u/Wrong_Truth7719 Jun 27 '26

You all know he is doing satire right?

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u/sergemeister Jun 27 '26

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u/ksm6149 Jun 27 '26

Hold the fuck up...

DOCTOR?!

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u/Wrong_Truth7719 Jun 27 '26

Have you seen his instagram? There’s no way he is doing all that shit for real.

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u/sergemeister Jun 27 '26

Look at the time and money he's spent making training aids and tell me he does it for the monetization of his Instagram account.

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u/TheMightyHornet Jun 28 '26

Genuinely, it is not satire. Some people are just that odd.

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u/iaymnu Jun 27 '26

Yea his Instagram feels very much satire / trolling. lol

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u/rabidsalvation Jun 28 '26

Is this an AI overview?

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u/Ok-Bar601 Jun 27 '26

I don’t think it is. Maybe he posts to get a laugh, but I think this guy is lonely and lives rural and clearly has delusions about being a self defense nut.

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u/sergemeister Jun 27 '26

No no no. Someone once commented on my post that it was satire so now it's true!

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u/KameMameHa Jun 27 '26

I was trying to find a commend with this, did not now till recently, so actually he is the one trolling the people commenting not the opposite :D

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u/Fragrant-Inside221 Jun 27 '26

Somebody come get grandpa he’s acting weird again on the internet

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u/Acrobatic-Permit4263 Jun 28 '26

he is doing it on purpose. thats an act

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u/Templar_Swamp_Stake Jun 28 '26

That kitchen screams divorced to me

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u/Seadogdog Jun 27 '26

Thanks to this video I will now be to defend myself against my refrigerator.

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u/hux Jun 27 '26

I dunno, I think this guy could best me in a fight. I would be too distracted by the color of those shoes.

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u/bourbonwelfare Jun 28 '26

How are they so....red!

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u/mothandravenstudio Jun 27 '26

He must have monetized and has begun making income because those shoes and his other gear are leveled up.

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u/pirateworks Jun 28 '26

It’s not even a genuine Hawaiian shirt.

The pattern on the left side where the pocket sits, is broken by it.

I own over 40 Hawaiian shirts.

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u/rubberjohny Jun 29 '26

the moment he finds out about capoeira we'll need to classify him as a Hurricane Katrina level threat

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u/Low_Construction8067 Jun 27 '26

A very very docile refrigerator that you also seem to have some kind of romantic interest in

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u/Big_Wave9732 Jun 27 '26

He really kicked the Dr. Pepper box's ass, eh?

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u/RussianBot71137 Jun 27 '26

Now you can start working on the defense against the flag pole 😃

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u/fixano Jun 27 '26

The Dr pepper box is the real enemy here.

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u/GiveMeSomeShu-gar Jun 27 '26

While you're defending yourself don't forget to do some flag worship

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u/Ganjelf-The-Baked Jun 28 '26

In a country where everyone has guns, this guy decided to concentrate on fighting with a knife…terribly.

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u/HeIsSparticus Jun 29 '26

I dunno, this guy's BMI looks like he's definitely losing the fight against the refrigerator

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u/A_LittleBitHigh Jul 04 '26

And the 6 packs of soda too. Cool thing is that it works on Coke AND Pepsi products equally. You don't have to take a separate course

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u/OtherwiseFlamingo448 Jun 27 '26

This guy makes me want to fight for america. I'm european!

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u/baby_got_yak Jun 27 '26

It’s impressive that he does all of this while being blind

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u/simplefred Jun 28 '26

Is this the test foot for the sequel to blind fury?

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u/Mean_Contribution_11 Jun 28 '26

Okay, I'll bite....why tf is he filming himself then?!?! šŸ¤”

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u/baby_got_yak Jun 28 '26

It’s a joke. Because he’s wearing those sunglasses. In his kitchen.

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u/Spirited-Material-71 Jun 27 '26

I kinda feel bad for him. By the looks of his house. He lives alone. Thay explains alot

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u/deepfriedanchovy Jun 27 '26

But he’s not alone. He’s got us, and I for one love him. He’s great.

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u/TrebbleTough Jun 29 '26

Underrated

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u/BiteYouToDeath Jun 27 '26

Can yall really not tell that this is satire? I thought yall were joking.

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u/TreesForTheForest Jun 27 '26

It's genuinely hard to tell, but this guy has been progressively been getting weirder. He appears to live alone in some rural area and has said on his IG he's just doing what makes him happy and that he's not intending satire or making fun of others.

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u/Hazzman Jun 28 '26

FFS it's not satire. Where did this come from? Just go to his instagram and you can listen to his own words. Dude is 100% legit. He's just nuts. And that's fine. He isn't hurting anyone, but he is nuts.

I keep seeing this satire claim popping up every time his stuff is posted - it isn't satire and there isn't a single thing to indicate it is... but there is evidence from his own instagram that he is 100% legitimate.

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u/DBrown1022 Jun 29 '26

You really trying to tell me that the knife toss onto the top of the fridge was being SERIOUS?!?! Lol… I’m sure the dude said it’s not satire…. But Donald Trump also said the war with Iran is over for the 12th time now.

Idk… I can’t watch this and not think he isn’t doing this for the Lulz

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u/BiteYouToDeath Jun 28 '26

What’s his profile? Btw him saying it’s not satire means little when characters like nikado avocado and sephiroth sword exist.

Not saying you are wrong up front. But honestly some of the movements seem to be exaggerated for effect.

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u/Vamosity-Cosmic Jun 27 '26

no this sub got invaded by morons and now all the actual bullshido is drowned out by satire with people raging at it

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u/BiteYouToDeath Jun 27 '26

I don’t even mind that there are satire posts. They can be funny too. But people taking them seriously is kinda sad.

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u/IM_INSIDE_YOUR_HOUSE Jun 28 '26

The internet, social media engagement culture, an AI have collectively obliterated many people’s ability to tell if something is genuine satire or one of 27 different variations of ironic satire or just flat out genuine anymore.

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u/Big_Wave9732 Jun 27 '26

We are in an era where satire vs real, I just can't tell anymore.

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u/r3ttah Jun 27 '26

Recently divorced dad vibes

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u/FlapXenoJackson Jun 27 '26

I’ve seen at least one cat in his videos.

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u/peppermintnick Jun 29 '26

At least he’s only punching doors and not his wife/kids (anymore)

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u/possiblevector Jun 27 '26

His is a satire on MAGA heads who actually do this seriously. FYI.

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u/TheMightyHornet Jun 28 '26

Genuinely is not satire. Go check his shit out: freedomathefarm

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u/Sexisthunter Jun 27 '26

I hate when satire gets posted here

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u/Vamosity-Cosmic Jun 27 '26

this is just the southeastern us wdym

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u/Pleasant-Bonus-866 Jun 28 '26

stop being ao judjmental he is only having fun and respecting patriotic values

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u/Twisted-Mentat- Jun 28 '26

But I'm just having fun by mocking him.

I'm entitled to the same "fun" as he is.

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u/Kektus_Aplha Jun 27 '26

Is this the sensual knife pole dancing guy?

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u/Successful-Ad315 Jun 27 '26

That behind the back, no look toss was sweet! Next level type shit!

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u/Bythion Jun 27 '26

Probably my favorite bullshido artist.

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u/ShutterHawk Jun 27 '26

I didn't know it was a bit. I wish I never found out. Those were better days.

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u/sergemeister Jun 28 '26

It isn't you're good.

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u/Living-Restaurant892 Jun 27 '26

If Napoleon dynamite started a dojo in his twilight years

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u/charkleman Jun 27 '26

What a good use of Coldplay.

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u/ProgressFabulous6663 Jun 27 '26

I know this guy is just taking the piss, but I love these videos. What's his channel name?

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u/TheMightyHornet Jun 28 '26

He’s deadass serious, bro. Freedomatthefarm

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u/ProgressFabulous6663 Jun 28 '26

Woaw, I didn't know he was operator like that 

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u/GenericUsername817 Jun 27 '26

He needs to give up on the way of the blade and learn the way of the kitchen remodel. That place has been out of date for 60 years

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u/Large_Ad_3363 Jun 27 '26

He needs pink ballet shoes

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u/Bumble072 Jun 27 '26

One part Soul Train 1985, one part what day is it. One part my arse disappeared when I turned 50. Merica !!

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u/James09C Jun 27 '26

This guy is THE MEME GENERATOR GOAT

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u/right_you_are Jun 27 '26

Dr. Pepper tried sneakin up on him. Good thing his secret agent training kicked in.

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u/nlcircle Jun 27 '26

Pure art. Can’t wait for another episode of this genius!

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u/theOGHyburn Jun 27 '26 edited Jun 28 '26

YA! fuck you Dr. Pepper. Lol

Not sure if those crocks are MIL STD

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u/VTPolls Jun 27 '26

I want to dance. I want to be my true self. But there’s no way I’m coming out of the closet so maybe I’ll just add weapons and violence to mask it

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u/No_Sympathy402 Jun 27 '26

It's the red shoes for me

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u/JaVinci77 Jun 27 '26

Never in my life have I been happier of not being a... fridge.

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u/Treznar Jun 27 '26

I really didn't know i needed this guy in my life until he popped into my feed last week. Now I get a random gem every couple of day.

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u/stevespirosweiner Jun 27 '26

I'm just gonna say it: this is by definition very artistic. Is he trolling or is he for real? The choreography is so cringe that it's breathtaking. The song choices blend with the moves perfectly too like so incredibly cringe. I fucking love this guy; serious or not.

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u/Hot-Elk-5498 Jun 27 '26

Im starting to enjoy watching this guy

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u/Flocko2 Jun 27 '26

Being unbalanced and on your tippy toes is the most deadliest way to fight

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u/Jericho_Warhammer Jun 27 '26

Every post i see of this dude i Start to love him more and more.

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u/Winter_Hall5379 Jun 27 '26

Lol this guy is great. At first I didn't get it, but learning this is a parody has made these so funny

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u/Adventurous-Yam1493 Jun 27 '26

I love this guy!

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u/D_Dubb_ Jun 27 '26

This guy puts a smile on my face every fucking time. A national treasure as far as I’m concerned.

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u/Ok_Quantity_3803 Jun 27 '26

This guys fuckin incredible and if you arent able to tell that then you have problems lol

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u/ReplacementFeisty397 Jun 27 '26

His kung-fu is weak.

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u/Life-Afternoon-6325 Jun 27 '26

One word:

Systema!!

Trust me he knows what he is doing.

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u/AdSmall470 Jun 27 '26

If eunuchism was a personā€¦šŸ„“

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u/A2Federer Jun 27 '26

Mostly sad, a little funny.

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u/No_File212 Jun 27 '26

What a dork

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u/papa-Triple6 Jun 27 '26

It is still his grandma's kitchen.

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u/DSRI2399 Jun 27 '26

The GOAT is back!

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u/Ryan_Hendricks Jun 27 '26

Besides the bullshido ballet in red sneakers, the one upside down door handle bugs me most.

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u/Crazy_Customer7239 Jun 27 '26

Sad AF. Downvoted. He needs a strong local social group, not an Instagram account for everyone to rip on :(

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u/AVGCOSIIIPP Jun 27 '26

The divorce must have been hard..

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u/TumbleweedEarly3111 Jun 27 '26

Wtf is that oven?

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u/That_Things_Good Jun 27 '26

Will someone please take this fucker’s phone away from him and put him in time out? He can keep the knives; I just don’t want to see it.

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u/MattHooper1975 Jun 27 '26

This guy is just boring now

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u/Reditall12 Jun 27 '26

This has to be satire, right? Tell me it’s satire. Please, anyone.

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u/GuestCheap9405 Jun 27 '26

Dr Pepper never stood a chance.

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u/DubbleDiller Jun 27 '26

Fuck Dr. Pepper. All my homies hate Dr. Pepper.

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u/Longjumping_Phase902 Jun 27 '26

😭😭😭

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u/jazzhandpanda Jun 27 '26

Warranty servicers fear him

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u/Master-Leopard-2642 Jun 27 '26

This is a mental illness, right??

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u/PapaJuja Jun 27 '26

Jason Borne....its Jesus Christ!

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u/bluekillgore Jun 27 '26

Send this man to Iran. We will have $1 gas by the end of the week.

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u/Crooked_Cricket Jun 27 '26

The magnitudes of delusion

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u/Individual_Chef1315 Jun 27 '26

If usa ever gets invaded by cartons, tennis balls and/or metal poles, this dude is ready to fight for his country.

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u/TypicalMembership856 Jun 27 '26

I would pay to know what he's listening to in those earphones.

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u/Calm_Madness7799 Jun 27 '26

I feel embarrassed that I love Dr. Pepper.

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u/theslowbus Jun 27 '26

Does this guy know he’s the mascot of a sub?

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u/moszippy Jun 27 '26

So this is what early onset dementia looks like huh?

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u/recuringhangover Jun 27 '26

When dad watches both under seige movies back to back on Sunday morning.

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u/Absolute_Peril Jun 27 '26

Leroy I told you not to do your knife dance thing in the house there's still a hole in the door the last time you did it

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u/notforrobots Jun 27 '26

It’s funny this subreddit is just like five different assholes that keeping making cringey shit

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u/Estproph Jun 27 '26

He really hates the top of his refrigerator

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u/Smashable_Glass Jun 27 '26

The usual cracktivities

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u/ThunderStruck777 Jun 27 '26

Blastin* the roaches

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u/CompleteFuture8 Jun 27 '26

A true magat deplorable. Hates science so much he has to take it out on Dr Pepper

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u/Scared-Criticism-460 Jun 27 '26

Def saw you coming with those shoes on

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u/bigjerm616 Jun 27 '26

I’m kind of starting to love this guy.

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u/joeythemouse Jun 27 '26

Dad is not taking the divorce well

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u/Old_Syrup_264 Jun 27 '26

Those shoes were white before his last fight

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u/Pleasant-Ticket3217 Jun 27 '26

Looks like he got carried away and put a hole in the kitchen door.

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u/Calmecac Jun 27 '26

I am starting to like this guy. He is proud of doing whatever this shit is and looks happy.

I wanna feel this level of confidence.

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u/MasterRanger7494 Jun 27 '26

Anyone else distracted by the diagonal cabinet handles?

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u/OkNefariousness9358 Jun 28 '26

Scrolled waaaaaaaaay too far to find this

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u/sean_cleric Jun 27 '26

I'm starting to think this guy's posting these himself šŸ˜‚

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u/katsusan Jun 27 '26

God damn! Just carry a gun, FFS!

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u/ChestyPullerton Jun 27 '26

I don’t feel like the music is intense enough for this level of badassery

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u/degreesBrix Jun 27 '26

He's clearly watched Under Siege a few times.

Admittedly, I did too, but for the birthday cake scene.

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u/iMossa Jun 27 '26

When you really hate the cat lying on the fridge.

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u/Backdoor_Spreader Jun 27 '26

I think he's just trolling

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u/q-rka Jun 27 '26

Ahh the ancient marshal art of fighting ghosts

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u/_BOOMGOTTEM Jun 27 '26

The leg follow through tells me this guy rolls

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u/Significant-Judge368 Jun 27 '26

Reminds me of cheerleaders compulsively practicing their routines during class in high school.

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u/usec47 Jun 27 '26

At first I thought this guy is cringe but he is a legend!

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u/holdmypurse Jun 27 '26

Mom how come you never let us go over to Grampa's house?

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u/theotheroneandonly Jun 27 '26

You just know that RFK does this shit in the mirror. I’d even bet that kid rock would be the one filming it.

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u/Autodidactic_I_is Jun 27 '26

This dude does parodies. It's him making fun of MAGA

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u/burner_85_throw Jun 27 '26

ā€œFuck your Dr. Pepper…you and your, vaccines of flavor!!ā€

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u/Mastered_Mediocrity Jun 27 '26

I too don’t like dr. Pepper.

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u/Corpus_Juris_13 Jun 27 '26

Freedom at the farm, brother.

This man can get it.

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u/Darmanix Jun 27 '26

Tonoit on Bottom Gear, Jezza show some sick moves

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u/RectalFissureRepairs Jun 27 '26

These patriotic interpretive dance routines keep getting weirder.

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u/Key-Lifeguard-5540 Jun 27 '26

god damn, he risked his life for his country, and in the end many said that he was a great man

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u/C-LonGy Jun 27 '26

He’s taking the piss at this point

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u/CanadianTigermeat Jun 27 '26

This dude is stone cold. Don't mess with him.

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u/Agitated-Noise-1359 Jun 27 '26

This can't be serious, no one is that duchey

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u/JonestownB Jun 27 '26

I wanna see this dude carve the Thanksgiving turkey

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u/DeadpanJay Jun 27 '26

How I actually look after watching IP Man thinking I can mimic his moves

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u/Substantial-Basis179 Jun 27 '26

Anyone else notice how he fingered that invisible guy's butthole...? This guy is something else.

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u/Lanky_Landscape5785 Jun 27 '26

Boomershido, the reason the world is in such great state…

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u/Cuentacero Jun 27 '26

Beautiful, graceful, dangerous

Marry me!

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u/QuietRiot5150 Jun 27 '26

Is he sponsored by Dr.Pepper? That's clearly product placement. Lol.

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u/Garlic-Rough Jun 27 '26

Same as pole caressing knife guy right

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u/ProgressFabulous6663 Jun 27 '26

The one and only šŸ«”šŸ¦…šŸ³ļøā€āš§ļø

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u/MassholeForLife Jun 27 '26

Minus the knife this guy could be pretty cool at burning man.

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u/Serenade314 Jun 27 '26

The cringe is strong in this one. Would love to see the (probably hours of) outtakes where he chops the shit out of himself and his surroundings.

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u/usec47 Jun 27 '26

Kinda impressed that he didn't stab himself tho

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u/Remarkable_Voice_244 Jun 27 '26

I have a neighbour like this. Single male late 50s.
Always wearing these tradies sunnies.
Only time I talked to him he was complaining and wondering about one day stabbing the dogs that shit on his front yard.
I’m 100% convinced he spend his day training like this guy.

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u/Trollcommenter Jun 27 '26

Why they always stab a couple invisible kids??