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u/BogiDope Feb 19 '26
It reminds me of an exotic bird doing a mating dance.
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u/Necessary_shots Feb 19 '26
Ah, that's why I'm so aroused.
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u/lapsedPacifist5 Feb 19 '26
Hai Karate, be careful how you use it https://youtu.be/qkWoqSPEiXA?si=0ez7TGaFD2NYHj8D
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u/UWQHDEyez Feb 19 '26
Thatās Karatay š«°
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u/Certain_Still_324 Feb 19 '26
It's the Shakira Shodan kata.
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u/GWshark1518 Feb 19 '26
Itās laughable. If I did something like that, my teacher would have kicked my ass, then laughed about it.
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u/Most-Bench6465 Feb 19 '26
I feel so bad for the judges for the first time in my life
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u/wtfsihtbn Feb 24 '26
And other competitors, especially after it got removed (probably because of her performance)
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u/neeeeonbelly Feb 19 '26
I understand kata is different from fighting but isnāt it supposed to at least resemble it?
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u/Elvarien2 Feb 19 '26
yeah this is a performance, this is a show.
I have no idea why some lost confused redditor posted this here.
If he was trying to do this against a few students or something or in a match then it belongs.
But we are literally watching a performance.
This is like watching wrestling and then crying and shouting that it's not real.
Yeah, everyone knows, now shut up and watch the man do silly moves.
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u/docwrites Feb 21 '26
Like posting a shadow boxing vid and saying boxing is bullshit because he didnāt hit anybody.
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u/Memento_Viveri Feb 22 '26
People are mocking this not because he didn't hit anybody, but because the way he moves and poses looks like sassy dance moves.
If someone was shadow boxing and making it look like a sassy dance, that would probably get posted too.
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Feb 19 '26
Once a month or so we get this reposted and every time more people bury what's actually going on with their "original comments" they all saw the last time it was posted.
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u/ProteinAndWeights Feb 19 '26
This being a performance doesn't mean it's not BS though. The purpose is to practice skills that should actually translate in some way to self defense or combat. This doesn't come even close to that. I don't know what martial art he's supposed to be practicing, but I doubt what he's doing even resembles what it was originally meant to be.
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u/Elvarien2 Feb 19 '26
I doubt what he's doing even resembles what it was originally meant to be.
I think you're probably right. Know why?
Because this is a performance >.>
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u/ProteinAndWeights Feb 19 '26
Martial arts katas generally resemble actual striking, grappling, and self defense techniques. Hence why they're martial arts katas, and not dance routines.
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u/Legal_Lettuce6233 Feb 19 '26
It's like showing Honda Ryu Kyudokas perform and then saying "but that's not very fast, so it doesn't make sense!". Well, yeah - it's a ceremony, basically.
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u/cell689 Feb 21 '26
A kata isn't a realistic display of a fight, but it should showcase genuine technique and skill. The guy in this video is prancing around and doing hand and foot placements that are completely antithetical to any Japanese martial art.
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u/AlphaSkirmsher Feb 21 '26
Last time I saw it posted, people familiar with this kata seemed to say this man, aside from the maybe excessive flourish, has good technique and noteworthy motor control. If you look at his head, he keeps it incredibly steady, no matter how much the rest of his body moves.
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u/itsoksee Feb 20 '26
Still corny AF and you know this dude tells the ladies is a Black Belt because the average person doesnāt know anything about Karate or Karatay.
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u/Elvarien2 Feb 20 '26
Sure. performances can look very corny if you're not the audience for it np.
Either way, it doesn't belong on this subreddit. This sub is for magic woowoo dudes who claim to beat up knife attackers with their energy chakra palm instant death touch mojo.
Not a performance.
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u/PerfectlyCalmDude Feb 21 '26
I'd like to see an MMA fighter who actually wins have this be his schtick outside of the cage.
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u/Elvarien2 Feb 21 '26
That would be cool, but yes. Entirely in the realm of fantasy.
If this worked against a trained opponent we would see it in mma everywhere.
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u/SadboyCourier Feb 19 '26
a lot of it is misinterpratation from old texts. So for example some of the strikes and blocks are actually grappling moves. that's what i've heard at least. To me it makes some of their moves make more sense. I don't do kata but I do shadowbox and practice combos which I don't know if it's different enough for me to look down on kata
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u/JonZ82 Feb 19 '26
It's all Judo in the end.
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u/cell689 Feb 21 '26
study ancient texts to improve my Karate
Look inside
it's Judo
Kano can't keep getting away with this!
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u/MossTheGnome Feb 19 '26
Many moves in kata are grappling, as well as some that are focused on principles (timing, distancing) or even kata that origionated as weapon katas that then dropped the weapon.
Kata like this is good for tournament, but understanding the bunkai (application) is what seperates performance from practice
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u/C-u-n-tin-Mc-lovin Feb 19 '26
Bro there is no actual practical grappling moves in this clip the only thing he is grappling with is the demons in his head wtf? Are you actually serious. You cannot grapple in a kata try that with a real life bjj black beltā¦.. no kata in the world is going to prepare you for the grape your going to experience
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u/ProteinAndWeights Feb 19 '26
In this kata I agree, but there's absolutely kata that has grappling in it.
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u/C-u-n-tin-Mc-lovin Feb 19 '26
My guy there is absolutely no grappling in this clip the only thing this guy is grappling against is the time he has before he gets type 2 diabetes or a hart attack. Sorry to be a dick but there is no kata in the grappling arts only pain and suffering and questioning why the fuck you spend so much longer on getting a black belt in bjj rather then doing tai kwon do and hanging out with hot tai kwon so girls rather than cuddling dudes for 16 years.
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u/MTB_SF Feb 20 '26
On the one hand, you can hold pieces of particle board so cute Korean girls can practice their spinning kicks. On the other, you can roll around on the ground sharing sweat with Chad who just got off his shift as a dishwasher.
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u/droppedthebaby Feb 19 '26
Yeah this is not a good kata. He's not committing to any movement. He's showing zero dexterity. Just flinging hands instead of complete movements. Probably doing it to look fast but his score here would be pretty bad.
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u/koursaros93 Feb 21 '26
Ive done karate for a while, kata is a performance but it still has to portray a virtual fight with imaginary opponents. Hits are supposed to have weight behind them and still have an impact. This seems ridiculous to me.
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u/j0lt78 Feb 19 '26
What's with the hip wiggles? Did his teacher tell him to "put his hip into it", and he interpreted that as shimmy then strike, completely taking all the power out?
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u/gordito_delgado Feb 19 '26
Each time I see these clips it reminds me that Shakiras dancing is WILDLY overrated.
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u/Lupinyonder Feb 19 '26
There's so much in Kata performance that's only there to 'look powerful' or clean or snappy. Real power and good technique doesn't have you wiggling your hips to show your 'barely controlled power shaking with force' or screaming at the top of your lungs. It's all performative.
That's what happens when over years of judging people's karate visually, certain characteristics get exaggerated for the benefit of the judges.
The JKA (Japanese Karate association) Shotokan have taken the wrong path on this aspect of karate.
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u/Potential-Draft-3932 Feb 19 '26
So basically AKC dog shows, but extended to humans?
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u/NeonRedHerring Feb 19 '26
Literally the vibe I got with the judge in the corner very seriously examining him.
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Feb 21 '26
Let the dude enjoy his karate hula dance. He put a lot of effort into looking this good. Also, this is just the beginning stages of American Capoeira.
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u/reddityfire Feb 22 '26
Not all JKA institutes are like that. The one I used to practice in didn't have any ridiculous hip movements and the kata movements were not snappy. I initially thought we were being taught wrong because you see these fast, snappy movements everywhere, until I saw a set of old black and white videos from the Funakoshi era.
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u/SnuffSwag Feb 19 '26
Im confused. Isn't a 10 dan signifying he holds a title of some kind? This doesnt seem like a 10 dan
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u/raisedredflag Feb 19 '26
He's not wiggling his hips. He's jiggling his everything fat.
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u/G0atnapp3r Feb 19 '26
i was going to say this, his hip movements look great, heās just causing shockwaves and his whole body appears to be jiggling unfortunately due to being a lil overweight. thereās a lesson here. To be clear, i still wouldnāt want to fight this man.
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u/Immediate_Regular Feb 19 '26
The hips power everything. Punches, kicks, warp speed sass. Everything.
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u/ABBucsfan Feb 20 '26 edited Feb 20 '26
In shotokan karate at least you learn to develop power with hip rotation (and hip vibration which he uses and maybe exaggerates a bit in places). You're not going to see it exactly like this in free style sparring, but doing kihon (basic technique) and kata you will see both vibration and rotation. It's a training tool. Hips are essentially what allows the power from your heel to connect to your fist and more or less the link between upper and lower body
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u/LazyLunLun Feb 19 '26 edited Feb 19 '26
As a long time practitioner of Shitoryu karate, I get why there's a lot of hate and cries of bullshido. Please allow me to share some of my insights, having trained at a reasonably competitive level, and having also trained in other martial arts that others might not call bullshido, like BJJ and Muay Thai.
Yes, the Guy looks funny.
But that shouldn't take away from the fact that he probably has trained for years and is demonstrating okay body control and finesse, just not great. It just doesn't look effective at face value because we perceive it to be missing something critical.
He's doing a kata called, Papuren.
At an elite level, this is what it should look like.Papuren - Hikaru Ono
You can see Hikaru performing the kata with 'power' and with 'purpose', yet with a somewhat similar 'flowingness'. We could probably all agree Hikaru's kata looks more effective in a practical application setting. But why?
There is a concept in karate called 'uke no go gensoku', translated as the '5 principles of defence'.
I will highlight a few of these principles.
Rakka - the concept of hardness or power. It's clearly evident with Hikaru and her strikes, but not with the guy; we don't feel there is any power or intent to destroy in his moves. It's movement for the sake of movement, a dance, as others have noted.
Ryusui - the concept of flowing. We see Hikaru clearly has flow; her hip rotation and slower movements/transitions are so smooth. It is peak muscle control and is so difficult to execute. Whereas the guy tends to overexaggerate his hips and his transitions are too quick and abrupt. He is trying to replicate Elite level Ryusui, but is missing the timing.
Zanshin - the concept of 'lingering mind'. For those who trained karate, it's not part of the 5 principles. But it's relevant in that you'll notice the slight pause at the end of each sequence of strikes by Hikaru is supposed to signify 'finality'; that each hit is meant to kill. The guy does not demonstrate this to great effect, hence we don't believe in the 'finality' of his strikes and feel it to be a dance instead.
What I will highlight is that the guy is doing a lot of things that demonstrate to me that he has trained a long time (doesn't mean it's good):
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His heel does not lift significantly off the mat when finishing a move. Low level practitioners tend to lift their back foot heel off the mat, like a rocking effect after a punch or kick, signifying lack of control. Although my critique in this is that he doesn't have enough Rakka in his movement to have this happen.
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A good practitioner can connect and move in a way like a rail gun or a whip. He's able to connect his upper body well. He needs to draw energy from the ground and connect lower body with his upper body to get that powerful whip-like motion to make it feel strong the entire way through.
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Papuren is generally a very advanced kata. It seems like he knows it. His timing of the beats of the kata is fine, just a bit rushed. He is also breathing at the right timings too - I cannot understate how challenging this is to learn. He just needs to add more Rakka, Zanshin, and less Ryusui overexaggeration, and it will look less bullshido.
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u/Boss_Braunus Feb 19 '26
Thanks for the information and illustration. That bent wrist pose looks kind of goofy, but it appears to be correct, which surprised me. Any idea why the less skilled man has a black belt, while the more skilled woman has a red belt? I get that anyone can buy a colored belt, just seemed odd to me.
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u/LazyLunLun Feb 19 '26
Really great questions!
If you go back in time, karate was popularised in mainland Japan in order to standardise the Japanese hand to hand combat training in the military after the first world war.
This only happened because a select a whole bunch of Okinawan masters living within a 3 square mile radius who were essentially aristocrats and too much spare time, learned martial arts with all their time.
Some of these masters learned Chinese boxing and kungfu. The origin of the Papuren kata is actual from Fujian White Crane Boxing in China. In Mandarin Chinese, Papuren is pronounced BaBuLian, which means '8 Continuous Steps'.
Jesse Enkamp did a great mini documentary to trace the origins of karate.
Yes, admittedly, the bent wrist does look goofy when not done properly, hence why karate gets such a bad rap and can be labelled as bullshido. It's the dilution of interpretations of where it came from the original source where the technique worked in Fujian, to some random kid in an outback country town who got taught by a rainbow colour 12 degree master who paid $100 for the belt and didn't learn the intricacies of the technique.
The bent wrist technique is called Kakuto, which means Crane Head. You'll notice, when done well, the entire kata is rather beautiful and elegant, and features the spreading of Crane wings near the end of the kata.
The application of the Kakuto is typically striking using the bone of the wrist. I was never a real believer of some of these wacky techniques, because your own martial arts prowess is so reliant on who taught you. For Kakuto in particular I had the fortunate opportunity to learn from a Chinese master.
As for your other question, Hikaru Ono is wearing a red belt because there are strict uniform standards in the World Karate Federation and that opposing competitors wear either red or blue.
Hikaru is a two time WKF gold medallist and from my understanding is a 4 dan black belt. She's now 33(?) So is unlikely to be eligible for higher dan for quite some time; bit of politics as you get higher up.
Black belt in karate has less meaning when compared to say BJJ. Sadly in karate, your lineage, who taught you and how you train determines if your karate is real or is bullshido. To get a 1-dan black belt isn't that hard, probably 4-6 years of training, depending on the school and how hard you train. The fixation around being 'black belt' is misaligned in the popular sense. Getting your 1-dan in karate simply means you have a good grasp of the basics, and are now ready for the real learning and training. That is, if you came from a good lineage.
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u/Training_wheels9393 Feb 19 '26
Thatās a sandan+ level kata. This kid is way too early in his training for that, might as well have done unsu.
First rule in kata competition. Donāt pick a kata that the judges donāt know. Second rule. Donāt pick a kata may years in advance of your training.
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u/Flipboek Feb 21 '26
Sure. But there are several technical flaws (egregious heel lifts for instance)that are seriously unbecoming for a black belt.
Also, his hind foot/knee alignment in Neko doesnt spell well for his longevity. He will folliw the way of many before him with a shot knee.
So maybe not bullshido, but definitely trying way to hard.
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u/Vici0usRapt0r Feb 21 '26
Broooo Hikaru Ono's performance is INSANE. The precision, the focus, the form, it's beautiful! Thank you for all that insight!
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u/King-Kagle Feb 19 '26
My first introduction to Danny McBride was an in-character "interview" on Conan promoting this. I was totally caught off guard and unaware it was a bitš¤£
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u/Sweet-Resolution-912 Feb 19 '26
What dafuq did I just watch. First Raygun at the Olympics and now this. Someone STOP validating these clowns! š š¤¦
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u/Low_Communication_68 Feb 21 '26
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Dad i want to start dancing!
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Never! Youāre starting karate Tomorrow
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As a martial artist this guys movement and form is flawlessā¦Iāve seen this in others subs like thisā¦it shouldnāt be here
Edit- watch the top of his head it doesnāt moveā¦this is one sign excellence
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u/Repulsive-Response-1 Feb 19 '26
Laugh all you want... Keep in mind this guy's body is a lethal weapon and he could easily rip your dick completely off and fart it out at any one of your vital points, killing you in one shot.
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u/AdLonely7631 Feb 19 '26
So much sass š