r/Bullshido • u/jerk1970 • Jun 17 '25

Martial Arts BS Pizza time dude!

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7.8k Upvotes

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u/FirstOptimal Jun 17 '25

To be fair this is more talented and practical than 99% of stuff featured on this sub.

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u/kybrowns Jun 17 '25

You beat me to it. Actually talented.

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u/Z-Man_Slam Jun 17 '25

Right I was gunna say this was actually fun to watch and he's actually quite skilled lol

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u/yavecul Jun 19 '25

He's really talented

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '25

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u/terpsclusiv3 Jun 18 '25

Welcome to his Dough-jo

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u/TriedCaringLess Jun 18 '25

You don’t want to eat his pizza either.

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u/dragon_bacon Jun 18 '25

I'm positive he could pick me up and spin me like dough.

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '25

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u/DunceMemes Jun 18 '25

That's Luigi Primo, he's a pro wrestler

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u/Arrow_of_Time2 Jun 18 '25

I bet his favourite band is Samurai Pizza Cats

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u/RedRover6070 Apr 06 '26

Whose isn't though?

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u/DCrowed Jun 18 '25

He make-a the best pizza.

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u/RuMarley Jun 21 '25

I knew this was a show wrestler. He moves like a real athlete.

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u/MasterpieceWorth7403 Jul 05 '26

Gluten ain't real

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '25

100% practical. Step 1: blind with dough. Step 2: pound them and spread them out flat. Optional step 3: cook and eat pizza. Not the human the would be weird and illegal. /s😂😂😂

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u/belaGJ Jun 18 '25

This art requires a serious foresight, as the defender should prepare the dough and let the yeast works at least for an afternoon

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u/No_Signal954 Jun 19 '25

... I think I'll skip step 2 ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '25

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u/pepeshadilay69 Jun 18 '25

Pocket flour.

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u/Offonoffonagain Jun 17 '25

This has to be the same pizzeria that DeathSentence used to work at and defend. Couldn't imagine having to buy a pie in such a rough environment

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u/Impossible-Ship5585 Jun 18 '25

Ind a dough environment

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '25

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u/theycallme_oldgreg Jun 17 '25

Segal ain’t ready for the pizza boy beatdown

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u/MaytagTheDryer Jun 18 '25

I was going to say Segal would just eat the pizza right out of his hand, but then it occurred to me that's why I'm still a white belt in piekwondough. Feint with five XXL pizza throws, which he'll eat, then hit him with the rolling thunder and he explodes, wafer-thin-style.

Movie Kung Fu has the five point exploding heart technique? This guy has the five pizza exploding person technique. Truly a master.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '25

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u/Ok-Tea1084 Jun 18 '25

I wish I could update you twice. Once for each of Segal's man-tiddies.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '25

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u/art_m0nk Jun 18 '25

😂😂😂😂 fuck i want a portrait of segal saying this hanging inside my bathroom mirror

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u/102bees Jun 18 '25

I could take on Steven Seagal. Either of the two cats I'm looking after at the moment could take on Steven Seagal. Your sainted grandmother could take on Steven Seagal and she'd have a decent chance of winning. Either of my grandfathers would have a shot at Steven Seagal, and they've both been dead for years!

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u/Suspicious_Board229 Jun 18 '25

distract him with the pizza, then POW!

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u/Kiwi_CunderThunt Jun 18 '25

Unless Steven snatched the dough and ate it. No even then he'd be distracted

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u/PropaneSalesTx Jun 17 '25

I was more impressed with the punching of the dough, very Mario Kombat.

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u/evlgns Jun 18 '25

Got me to join lol

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '25

Clue is he's not fat. Not bullshido.

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u/born_on_my_cakeday Jun 18 '25

He should open up his own dough jo

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u/Elrond_Cupboard_ Jun 18 '25

This guy doesn't seem to running out of breath due to the act of talking.

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u/Impossible-Ship5585 Jun 18 '25

This is golden!

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u/what-why- Jun 18 '25

This guy is actually talented.

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u/Several-Signature583 Jun 18 '25

Yeah, I was going to say that this vid belongs in a different sub. Not sure which one, maybe it’s own sub…

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u/send_whiskey Jun 17 '25

I'm failing to see the bullshit here OP. This man would slap you in the face with a pepperoni before proceeding to cheese stuff crust your mom.

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u/TheSilverOne Jun 17 '25

Yeah, I'd take an italian sausage from this guy

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u/send_whiskey Jun 17 '25

Look OP, it's your mom.

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u/Ballsackavatar Jun 17 '25

Excuse me, but there's a queue.

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u/LemonHerb Jun 17 '25

Yeah op is lost. This is a sub for fake martial arts

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u/r21174 Jun 18 '25

when your laughing so hard it near impossible to upvote..

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u/cykoTom3 Jun 18 '25

*his pepperoni

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u/feverlast Jun 18 '25

Mama Mia!

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '25

You win the Internet for the day!

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u/SaberToothForever Jun 18 '25

Lmao great comment

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u/Thetallerestpaul Jun 19 '25

He runs Arnolds Pizza shop.

If you're old enough to remember early internet.

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u/Next-Run-7026 Jul 05 '25

Watch out for his moon hitting eye strike 

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u/majorfalice Jun 17 '25

Lmaoo he’s a pro wrestler named Luigi Primo

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '25

he made one single appearance on AEW and then got canceled for being an outspoken antivaxxer

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u/40hzHERO Jun 18 '25

He wrestles for JCW, if I’m not mistaken. The Juggalo Championship Wrestling by the ICP guys.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '25

I'll be damned lmao

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u/HyzerFlip Jan 10 '26

Championshit wrestling tyvm

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u/EddieVanzetti Jun 18 '25

And sex pest protector.

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u/Gape_Me_Dad-e Jun 20 '25

Are we talking anti all vaccines or he just didn’t want to get the Covid vaccine. I feel like I know quite a few people that refused the Covid vaccine but are very pro vaccine otherwise. I was advised by my doctor that he has to tell me I should get it but with my heart condition if I get that swelling thing it won’t be good for me. So I ended up not getting it.

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u/Accurate-System7951 Jun 18 '25

Well, I'm glad he got cancelled then.

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u/alreadythe10th Jun 17 '25

"Pro" wrestler

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u/AlmoschFamous Jun 18 '25

He is in fact a pro wrestler.

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u/OldLegWig Jun 17 '25

Pro "wrestler"

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u/Gwifitz Jun 18 '25

Bro has got more skill than 80% of the wrestlers in WWE

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '25

Incredible technique. Pizza Parker technique

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u/Axenrott_0508 Jun 18 '25

Pizza man

Pizza man

Does whatever the pizza can

Spins a pie, any time

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u/Grrrth_TD Jun 18 '25

Sticks his pepperoni

In yer eye

Lookout!

Here comes the Pizza Man

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '25

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u/jerk1970 Jun 18 '25

Bebop and Rocksteady would like a moment of your time.

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u/TechieSpaceRobot Jun 19 '25 edited Jun 19 '25

Does this qualify for r/themcdojolife

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u/Impossible_Title4100 Jun 20 '25

Am i the only one that needs to work for money to survive?

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u/jerk1970 Jun 20 '25

You are not alone.

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u/CReeseRozz Jun 20 '25

You bake pizza? Now I bake pizza for you, just like I baked one for friend.

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u/jerk1970 Jun 20 '25

LOOKS AND POINTS ANGRILY!

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u/therookling Jul 04 '25

This is so much fun

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u/jerk1970 Jul 04 '25

That's what I thought.

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '25

This dude has mad fucking skills actually 😂

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u/jerk1970 Sep 08 '25

Yes he does

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u/AliceTheOmelette Jun 17 '25

MMA - Mama Mia Arts

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u/blopez1979 Jun 18 '25

This comment is UNDERRATED

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u/__Milk_Drinker__ Jun 19 '25

God this killed me

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u/Palpitation_Haunting Jun 17 '25

Remove this, this doesn’t belong in this sub, it’s actually effective for self-defense

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u/AmmahDudeGuy Jun 17 '25

What if he runs out of pizza dough?

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u/_Red-Dead_ Jun 17 '25

He’s got sauce, sausage, chili flakes to blow in your eyes and blind you.

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u/LemonHerb Jun 17 '25

You don't want to see him when he runs out of dough

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u/achooblessyou12 Jun 18 '25

Then he make ah some mo'

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u/agiletiger Jun 18 '25

I bet he’s packing 100% of the time!

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u/Theamazing-rando Jun 17 '25

Can this please become a scene in "John Wick 5: With a fukin pizza"

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u/tripmcneely30 Jun 17 '25

"With a fucking pizza tripod!"

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u/Conscious_Celery1021 Jun 17 '25

I actually don’t think I could beat this guy

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u/That_Apathetic_Man Jun 18 '25

Just imagine some dude just rolling in front of you, like a toddler, then somehow kicking your goddamn chin off.

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u/_-NIXON-_ Jun 17 '25

I got a yeast infection trying to recreate this

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u/liesofanangel Jun 17 '25

You went with a different crust

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u/CaptainPopsickle Jun 17 '25

ok you have to admit. the dedication and the precision is very impressive haha

molto bene!

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '25

This guy has practiced this more than anything else in his life.

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u/AKsuited1934 Jun 17 '25

Be not afraid of the man that has practiced 100 katas, be afraid of the man slapping you with a motherfucking pizza.

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u/chrisallen07 Jun 17 '25

This is a master of his craft at work

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u/Train-HardFight-Easy Jun 17 '25

Oh snap, did someone tell Mario that Luigi is in trouble?

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u/TechnoWizard0651 Jun 18 '25

It's funny because the guys work name is Luigi Primo.

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u/Charming-Breakfast48 Jun 17 '25

Tbf, this is dope as hell

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u/rokstedy83 Jun 17 '25

Great music to match

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u/IHearYouLimaCharlie Jun 17 '25

It's Fight to Survive from the 80s movie "Bloodsport!"

Go watch that movie, it's a banger. Just like Luigi here!

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u/bundleofgrundle Jun 17 '25

Mama Mia imma break your knee-a!

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u/edadou Jun 17 '25

Your a-knee*

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '25

I wouldn’t fuck with him honestly

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u/Burrow_0wl Jun 17 '25

Tastes like victory!

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u/Reyin3 Jun 17 '25

Italishido!

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u/AdministrationWide87 Jun 17 '25

Its about damn time I have finally seen something I want to learn on this sub. I knead to know the way!

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u/Tony-1610 Jun 17 '25

Tae Kwon Dough?

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u/NotADirtyRat Jun 17 '25

Would you like your pizza well done or slapped in your face?

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u/DangleMangler Jun 17 '25

Wait a minute... this is great! Lol

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u/cepi300 Jun 17 '25

Let the man cook.

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u/Volcanic_tomatoe Jun 17 '25

This is something you'd see in a borat movie

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u/Successful-Savings36 Jun 17 '25

That's a Luigi Primo! He make-a da best pizza.