r/BrandNewSentence • u/Level-Usual-9681 • 9m left

Trying to install the latest Call of Duty but I do not have a first-born son to sacrifice yet

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r/BrandNewSentence • u/timmy6591 • 6m left

Ok Olive Garden

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r/BrandNewSentence • u/PermittedIgnorance • 14m ago

I want to know what goes through some artists’ heads

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r/BrandNewSentence • u/moongrump • 25m ago

Go go gadget bulletproof head

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r/BrandNewSentence • u/XROOR • 1h ago

Ankle monitor tied to balloons

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r/BrandNewSentence • u/officerpaws • 1h ago

“Bethesda confirms that Elder Scrolls 6 is there were once they are did.”

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r/BrandNewSentence • u/astralrig96 • 1h ago

Lana Del Rey gives $100 to woman trying to escape an abusive relationship while "rubberband" by Tate McRae plays in the background

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r/BrandNewSentence • u/ChildOfChimps • 1h ago

When Alex Jones locks his bastard son away

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r/BrandNewSentence • u/Low_Association6785 • 1h ago

"Ben Shapiro Tossed In Landfill After Being Mistaken For a Young Sheldon Funko Pop"

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r/BrandNewSentence • u/nii_amart • 2h ago

Pies are the lesbians of the bakery

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r/BrandNewSentence • u/constipated-rodent • 2h ago

Could prime Tom Brady survive an actual German blitzkrieg?

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r/BrandNewSentence • u/______Popcorn______ • 2h ago

Cyclist fights off muggers with her Winnie the Pooh Stanley Cup: 'I was always a fighter'

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r/BrandNewSentence • u/Xondo420 • 3h ago

“Sorry choom, your bootleg Militech Chode doesn’t slot in with this preem new ‘Saka Rectum’”

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r/BrandNewSentence • u/Prime_Shiva • 3h ago

Exacerbating a complex about my smaller chest by being TOO excited about their breastfeeding size.

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r/BrandNewSentence • u/chicagogal85 • 4h ago

The new frontier for ads is racist cartoon AI musical microdrama

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r/BrandNewSentence • u/Starmark_115 • 4h ago

"Elvis comes back as a ghost in a Noh Theater Play."

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Was scrolling down my Instagram today and this something that popped up.

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r/BrandNewSentence • u/OskarTheRed • 5h ago

A seal named Pickles kissed the mayor of New York on the face

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r/BrandNewSentence • u/Lcsmxd • 6h ago

witnessing your parents get into adult cocomelon (AI vertical dramas)

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r/BrandNewSentence • u/bookish-hooker • 6h ago

Great crested newt

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r/BrandNewSentence • u/Foucault99 • 6h ago

DUTCH JUST SOUNDS LIKE A GERMAN MESSING WITH US IN ENGLISH

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r/BrandNewSentence • u/Anxious-Associate705 • 7h ago

Eating a clam with the shell unopened, like a sandwich.

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r/BrandNewSentence • u/fontasia • 7h ago

One Nation colouring book intended for kids depicts Bluey being robbed

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One Nation is Australia's extreme right party who hate fun

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r/BrandNewSentence • u/danisian • 8h ago

Sexiest Star on the vertical micro-drama platform ReelShort

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r/BrandNewSentence • u/Shoddy_Fishing_6996 • 11h ago

"I must combine my piss with their piss, creating a super piss."

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1. Post Comedic Sentences That Aren't Common.

"Brand New Sentence" doesn't literally mean a new sentence. Comedic sentences that are convoluted and/or unusual are what this sub is for!

Examples of sentences that don't fit include:

Common phrases
Idioms / proverbs / things translated from other languages that sound "odd" in English
Graphic depictions of violence in the news
Typos

2. Be Civil.

Ad Hominem. Don’t post or comment things that are considered to be controversial, offensive, or in bad taste. Racism, transphobia, homophobia, sexism etc. will not be tolerated and you may be banned at moderator’s discretion.

3. No Politics In Posts Or Comments.

You must not, under any circumstances, comment or post in order to incite political or ideological debate. Topics that might incite toxic debate may be removed or blocked entirely - that includes politics and mentions of current famous politicians, vaccinations, hatred based on appearance, race, ethnicity, gender etc. and might result in a ban. Additionally, using alternate characters to get around our subreddit's title/comment filters will result in a one-week ban. Repeat offences will result in a permanent ban.

4. No Reposts.

Search for the sentence on this sub using the search function before posting, in order to avoid your post being taken down due to being a repost.

5. Avoid Satirical/“Brainrot” Sentences.

Here is an example of a sentence that is meant as a joke or satirically, in a satirical way. Due to highly popular demand, this kind of posts are no longer accepted on this sub.

"Brainrot" posts include things like gen-alpha slang that is incomprehensible to anyone who isn't terminally online and isn't witty or comedic due to the sentence itself being interesting. If you are posting something from TikTok, please take an extra second to consider this rule.

6. Post Sentences Made By Others.

Sentences you have made, or sentences created artificially using bots or AI are not allowed.

7. Brand New Sentences Should Be In The Title.

Respect the post format rules. Read the wiki for more detailed info on rules in general.

It is encouraged to use the new sentence as the title. If you don't want to do this, use a creative title.

Titles that are considered boring and will be removed:

I think this belongs here
One of my friends said this
Found on...
On a topic about...
What / Lol / I don't even know where to begin
This whole thread / Two in one

Et cetera.

8. No Nudity or Gore.

Self explanatory. This is a subreddit for new sentences, not anything vulgar such as nudity or gore, or links to such.

9. Mark Nsfw Sentences.

Some people just don’t want to read it, and it’ll be removed if not marked. This may include, but is not limited to sentences with sexual undertones, extreme profanity and/or slurs.

10. No Adult Content Creators

To protect our community from spam, any accounts that have OnlyFans, Fansly, FeetFinder, etc links on their profile or are otherwise active in promoting their own adult content will be banned from participating in r/BrandNewSentence.