She also had just punched her sister in the face.

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Seeing as they follow me in here everyday… I decided to try snap them in the bath with the morning sun coming in 🤍🐾🤣

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She jumped on my lap shortly after this.

We’re hungry! How long does peeing take anyway??

There was another cat right at the beginning of the video but I moved too quick and missed her

Emma Woodhouse has always been extremely serious about making sure I don’t drown. Unlike my dog (RIP) she’s less interested in my other bathroom activities.

I got Samantha Jones in April. She’s currently an apprentice in Emma’s lifeguard program. I think she’s doing pretty great!

They protecc, they attac, in the tub they have my back.

She very rarely meows but she's the bathroom buddy for me and for her brother. Whenever he uses the litterbox, she also goes to watch him.

Every morning and every night, making sure the bathroom fixtures don’t blow away.

My performance is being audited.