Update to my previous post:
https://www.reddit.com/r/AutoBodyRepair/s/G1iJn0J3fb )
Got some plexiglass and auto glass glue and slapped this together. It ain’t exactly pretty but I think it’s watertight aside from the two holes on the right I still need to seal up. Half ass tried to pull the large dent on the top and it did come out a little bit but I wasn’t using the right tools and decided that whatever I did wouldn’t end up making it better, just messed up differently lol (as many of you suggested would be the case in my original post).

Now she just has a bit more character I guess.