r/AskAShittyMechanic • u/SharkSapphire • Jul 09 '26

Asking for a friend (X-post) Anyone need engines?

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u/partsguy850 Jul 09 '26

I’ve been waiting for the follow up to the smash hit Engine Factory

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u/SharkSapphire Jul 09 '26

Engine engine engine engine in my fagotree, so many eeeeengineeee in my fagotree….🎶🎵

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u/consumeshroomz Jul 09 '26

Good news! Tina has literally hundreds of videos! r/autopartstina

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u/Y_U_Need_Books4 Jul 09 '26

Tina is an American treasure and you leave her alone. Unless you need an engine from her factory.

22

u/Vaideplm84 Jul 09 '26

You mean facotry?

10

u/xuncx Jul 09 '26

Never skip a Tina video

4

u/paulyp41 Jul 10 '26

Fack-a-tree

10

u/ShortbusRacingTeam Jul 09 '26

I’m like 99% sure she’s a dude with an ai filter

11

u/Jamie_1318 Jul 09 '26

Isn't this older than AI generated video?

3

u/Hilsam_Adent Jul 09 '26

She didn't hit the public consciousness until very early last year. Whilst I don't share in this particular conspiracy theory, it's certainly valid from a timing standpoint.

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u/Jamie_1318 Jul 09 '26

What's it matter when the 'public consciousness' saw it? Either it's older or it's not, it doesn't matter when it got 'popular' whenever you think that is.

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u/wesmanh Jul 09 '26

Don’t ruin it yo

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u/Hilsam_Adent Jul 09 '26

you need an engine from her factory faggotry.

1

u/Smoofbrainz Jul 09 '26

Excuse me ma'am, what kind of factory?

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u/Dutch_G29 Jul 09 '26

Camera man is feeling it!

2

u/mmaalex Jul 10 '26

It would be nice if he could hold the camera straight while he was jerking it...

2

u/Ian_everywhere Jul 12 '26

The camera man:

4

u/[deleted] Jul 09 '26

Wonder about shipping cost?

1

u/Last-Hedgehog-6635 Jul 09 '26

I wonder how many of those engines are not stolen. 

4

u/IWouldntIn1981 Jul 09 '26

Tina would never! Wash your mouth out with soap and say three Virgin Tina's, right now young man!

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u/LiveCommunication726 Jul 09 '26

Don't you judge Tina, you monster

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u/toeonly Jul 09 '26

A couple of Nissan SR20 motors will pull a premium one week before Race Wars huh?

1

u/Whombrillow Jul 09 '26

Honestly I don’t think any are stolen, now knock off OEM parts. Probably.
But leave Tina alone. We want her this way forever lol. And if she turn 97 and we are still here to sing by god we will sing!

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u/Last-Hedgehog-6635 Jul 09 '26

Lol, they very well might not be stolen.  I’ve been watching her videos for about a year on instagram, and their apparent inventory of new engines really makes me wonder. So many cars get stolen and shipped overseas whole or in pieces.

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u/Whombrillow Jul 09 '26

Well china does have basically all the tooling in the world to make anything. There are “drop in” engine replacements for hundreds of cars. Those engines can be, well……not as good as OEM let’s just say. I’m entirely certain though there are quality Chinese copy engine too lol.

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u/Rare_Temperature_474 Jul 09 '26

I’ll be there Tina

3

u/Still_Percentage_829 Jul 09 '26

Me when I install hydraulics on my car

5

u/glodde Jul 09 '26

There's a subreddit dedicated to gooning on this woman

3

u/Zealousideal-Web5346 Jul 09 '26

Well. We're waiting

1

u/vitya_kotik Jul 09 '26

What is it lol

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u/CasperTPaul Jul 09 '26

you don’t say

2

u/Possible-Magazine23 Jul 09 '26

LOL, if you understand mandarin chinese, this is even on another level. (The word "Engine" pronus the same as penis in chinese...)

2

u/CasperTPaul Jul 09 '26

🎶yin jing jing many good yin jing🎶

1

u/Strict_Cranberry_724 Jul 09 '26

They really shouldn’t have shot this video from inside a lowrider.

1

u/mkatsen Jul 09 '26

Have you noticed the squatter guy cameraman squats became slower over time?

1

u/SplatThaCat Jul 09 '26

Did the camera operator have parkinsons?

1

u/BallsackSuperBoosted Jul 09 '26

Absolute Banger Tune!!

1

u/Comfortable_Ad_7015 Jul 09 '26

Aí minha labirintite.

1

u/SYNTH3T1K Jul 09 '26

Protect Tina at all costs!

1

u/Whombrillow Jul 09 '26

Damn, we’re gonna have to get a new Tina if she gets any better at English.

1

u/consumeshroomz Jul 09 '26

I wish she’d invite me over to the fact-tree

1

u/Worldly-Comedian8586 Jul 09 '26

Fuck! Now I’ve got this tune running through my head non-stop!!

1

u/RGBlowMe Jul 09 '26

Do you have batteries? I've ran out of batteries to throw in the ocean. It's literally my only hobby.

1

u/o_carguy_o Jul 10 '26

Actually needed engines but never got a response from Tina.

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u/mickman7077 Jul 10 '26

Just wait until you all discover Big Alumaluma

1

u/recursion_is_love Jul 10 '26

I am more worry about the earthquake.

1

u/This_Pension1535 Jul 12 '26

No just ear plugs

1

u/duggawiz Jul 09 '26

This bitch ain’t nothing on our own national treasure right here in New Zealand.
Ladies and shitty Gentlemen may I present Tina from Turners.

https://youtu.be/Y74_JQBy2wQ?si=F3MsWXNFQJL0gVeZ

She really, really, really wants your car

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u/Active_Scallion_5322 Jul 09 '26

These things are not the same.

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u/IWouldntIn1981 Jul 09 '26

Dont you ever try to take Tina's airtime. Ever.