r/AccidentalSlapStick • u/iatetoomuchchicken • Feb 16 '26
True Slapstick Not a routine arrest
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u/curiousamoebas Feb 16 '26
I can't stop laughing
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u/Ultimaultimaconta Feb 16 '26
So watch the full video, when he tries to get up hahahah
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u/DontAbideMendacity Feb 17 '26
The pig trying to deliver multiple head injuries ... his own was SO justly deserved!
And I didn't see what happened to Office Mustache to make him take the rest of the day off, and just sit there bumming change.
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u/Rems_OP Feb 17 '26
Ahahahhahha he already tried to swing with the helmet but it slipped off his hands before he reached the guy ahahahah what a pathetic loser
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u/vaz_deferens Feb 16 '26
So apparently Scully from Brooklyn 99 was based on a real person
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u/WavesAfterDark Feb 19 '26
Scully was a physical specimen before the damned slut sauce changed him!
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u/WyoGrads Feb 16 '26
Keystone Kops
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u/StuBidasol Feb 16 '26
I was thinking that too but I figured hardly anybody would get the reference.
Speed the footage up a bit and you could add Yakity Sax over it.
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u/DukeDynamike Feb 16 '26
This is another example of why cops need to stay in shape. That fat one is useless.
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u/LieutenantButthole Feb 16 '26
And a liability
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u/DontAbideMendacity Feb 17 '26
And an attempted murderer, trying to bash someone's skull in. His own clobbering was just desserts.
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u/out_day475 Feb 16 '26
Looks like a Chris Farley skit
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u/mogley1992 Feb 16 '26
Chris Farley would have taken the guy down in one hit to be fair, especially with a crash helmet.
He may have been overweight, but that man was pure energy and power.
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u/Gibberish-Jack Feb 17 '26
People slept on Farley. He was deceptively agile for his size and was known to do most of his own stunts, even in Beverley Hills Ninja
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u/PrizeTime2595 Feb 16 '26
The way he gets whacked with the door and ragdolls is so perfect (and hilarious) it makes me question if it's AI. Damn I hate how we're conditioned now.
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u/Ultimaultimaconta Feb 16 '26
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u/PrizeTime2595 Feb 16 '26
Thank you . . . But on the other note yeah dude has some video game physics going on.
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u/PulledPorkPinacolada Feb 16 '26
Thought so too but he doesn't really get rag-dolled by the door opening. The door opens and he runs into it, rag-dolling himself.
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u/CAPS_LOCK_STUCK_HELP Feb 16 '26
yeah, its perfect timing rather. the door is opened and he runs into it at just the right angle so the force he is hitting the door with is parallel to the hinge of the door. rather than the door swinging at all, its like he just ran into a pilar.
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u/DontAbideMendacity Feb 17 '26
And you KNOW the victim on the motorcycle is going to catch an extra charge for the Car Pig blasting Wall Pig into the wall.
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u/DerSchr0ttrolf Feb 17 '26
In Germany you're at fault if you run away from the pigs and one of them slips or hits their head.
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u/da_hoassis_heeah Feb 17 '26
people be calling anything A.I nowadays 😭
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u/PrizeTime2595 Feb 17 '26
People be whining even with full explanations nowadays.
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u/OneOfTheOnly Feb 17 '26
buddy you’re hallucinating if you thought this very normal cellphone video looked like AI, you're the only one here who has been conditioned to think this way
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u/Ok_Poetry_1650 Feb 16 '26
I LOVE watching karma rear its head seconds later.
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u/Leo_Kovacq Feb 16 '26
Why is it karma?
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u/Ok_Poetry_1650 Feb 16 '26
Cop is hitting guy in the head with a helmet, and then get nailed by the other cop opening his door.
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u/pgcotype Feb 16 '26
Guy in car: Whoops, bro!
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u/DontAbideMendacity Feb 17 '26
I would love to testify that that cop assaulted that other cop, it wasn't the motorcycle man at all.
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u/KaraBowdit Feb 16 '26
sometimes i really feel like if the cops physically cannot manage to make the arrest you should be free to go.
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u/madasfire Feb 16 '26
I had the volume off. Yakkity Sax was playing tho, right?
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u/NoRodent Feb 16 '26
Nope, it was Curb Your Enthusiasm.
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u/SDNick484 Feb 16 '26
I generally don't care for music playing over the background of the video, but this one was very appropriate.
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u/emptythemag Feb 16 '26
The guy getting knocked over by the opening door made me laugh my ass off. That was hysterical!
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u/MangoTwistedMetal Feb 16 '26
This video makes me believe in Karma. Big dude hits his head so hard with that helmet. Then gets blasted by the door and hits his own head hard on that wall.
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u/Suvtropics Feb 16 '26
Helmet to the head is crazy. Just use tazer my man, that's deadly force
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u/Fafnir13 Feb 17 '26
They already have the guy. They need some better restraining techniques to get control of him. It's like they are all holding back afraid to really engage.
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u/Eatthesewords Feb 21 '26
I thought it was the terribly trained ICE but no white American citizen got shot so couldn't be
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u/KaputnikJim Feb 16 '26
I normally don't like the added music but this was good and the ending was perfect!
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u/Distinct-Pain4972 Feb 16 '26
Here's the thing... if you're the one with the armor on... you're supposed to be able to take the beating.
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u/Confident_Light2984 Feb 16 '26
Patton Oswalt lookin MF
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u/DontAbideMendacity Feb 17 '26
Don't do that. Patton Oswalt is a decent guy, who would never even consider bashing a guy's skull with his own helmet.
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u/BackgroundAntique493 Feb 17 '26
All those ridiculous movies were the cops just run into each other turned out to be true real life
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u/Ryuzaaki123 Feb 17 '26
What happened to the guy he was hitting with a helmet? Is he okay?
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u/Frido1976 Feb 17 '26
I think he got away so I guess he's okay. Much to the detriment of the cops who utterly failed and probably and hopefully are reevaluating their career choices...
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u/Smile_Character Feb 16 '26
Fuck, cops are stupid. That fat pig using his helmet as a weapon needs to go!
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u/NastyStreetRat Feb 16 '26
The fat cop with glasses is your typical insecure guy, someone who's never done anything right in his life, who hates nice things, and has no sense of humor. A coward who attacks someone from behind with a helmet. He totally deserved the blow he received from the door.
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u/Expert_Might_3987 Feb 16 '26
You can tell this isn’t the US by the way he wasn’t sh*t.
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u/Landwarrior5150 Feb 16 '26
Yes, because Brazilian cops are known for their restraint. They would never do something crazy like shoot a rifle from a helicopter at a car driving through a city.
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u/leavess420 Feb 16 '26
Fat retard cop got karma. He should be put on a cell for what he did though
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u/sickburn80 Feb 16 '26
The cop that bonked him with the helmet would’ve been better off with his helmet on.
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u/Hipertor Feb 16 '26
Damn, not a single one of them did anything remotely close to a propper restraining move against the criminal... Shameful display
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u/KayJay282 Feb 16 '26
They acting like they've had zero training and they're on their first day facepalm 🤦♂️🤦♀️
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u/Forman420 Feb 16 '26
All they had to do was get out of the way of the dude with the Taser.. like wtf
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Feb 17 '26
Probably kidnapping. According to the experts on Reddit, it’s now a thing that police do.
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u/Robey0925 Feb 17 '26
Damn, neither the beret nor the moustache helped the cop sitting, I figured that was worth at least something
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u/Few_Ebb6156 Feb 17 '26
If you don't want him to run then take out his legs. You need legs to run away. Like a soccer player, just trip him...
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u/dread_companion Feb 16 '26
Porkins! No!