Too soon?

[u/FreeWillyBird]

Fuck it, this is still a W

[u/trophy_man42]

Dolphins Super Bowl incoming

[u/FreeWillyBird → u/trophy_man42]

This was our SB fuck nugget

[u/Apprehensive1010101 → u/FreeWillyBird]

Look at the schedule next week

[u/FreeWillyBird → u/Apprehensive1010101]

There’s no way lightning strikes twice, right? No possible way a totally shit Miami team beats a clearly better NE team coming off a SB trip. That’ll never happen, I mean can you even think of one time that’s happened?

[u/Comfortable_Term2777]

Best part about being a jets fan is you get to die one day

[u/FreeWillyBird → u/Comfortable_Term2777]

[u/HolySmokes802]

The most triumphant moment of your season and you are the sidekick in your own meme.

Cucks, man. Every one of you.

[u/FreeWillyBird → u/HolySmokes802]

You’re gonna have to wash the chair after though

[u/HomicidalCucumber]

[u/AntifaFuckedMyWife → u/HomicidalCucumber]

[u/Fickle-Molasses-903]

[u/shoyuftw → u/Fickle-Molasses-903]

COOORRLLLLLLL

[u/HistoricalPolitician]

You lost to the 0-5 Dolphins??????

[u/Financial_Argument15]

God dammit jets i had the perfect meme lined up for the fins and you RUINED it.

[u/rmmcgarty → u/Financial_Argument15]

Awwww did they ruin your meme? Well they ruined my life

[u/wmlj83 → u/rmmcgarty]

Are you a Mets and Islanders fan too?

[u/rmmcgarty → u/wmlj83]

Mets yes. Islanders no. I’m a rangers fan

[u/v4xN0s → u/rmmcgarty]

Pretty sure you can owe that to Brady

[u/rmmcgarty → u/v4xN0s]

That would mean my life got better when Brady left New England. It somehow got worse

[u/ImOldGregg_77 → u/Financial_Argument15]

The JETE'd it

[u/Honest-Layer9318 → u/ImOldGregg_77]

Jete gonna Jete

[u/AgressivleyAverag → u/Financial_Argument15]

You can’t be surprised they jete’d it

[u/atomic_western → u/Financial_Argument15]

Can we see anyway?

[u/Financial_Argument15 → u/atomic_western]

I was gonna put the fins logo over this

[u/007Pistolero → u/Financial_Argument15]

Thanks I fucking hate it

[u/LukaWigga → u/Financial_Argument15]

Next week my fella

[u/STARoSCREAM]

Undefeated in the division???

Bro, Glenn is 0-8 in the division!!!!

The total opposite

[u/pisanichris → u/STARoSCREAM]

DEFEATED in the division

[u/STARoSCREAM → u/pisanichris]

Also

Emotionally, morally, physically, socially…

[u/PunishedJoeBiden → u/STARoSCREAM]

How can we add economically and spiritually to that list?

[u/rmmcgarty → u/STARoSCREAM]

Morally? But what about all the culture wins?!!

[u/God-Emperor-Pepe]

[u/NotoriousMFT]

You think that’s bad? Wait till we get blown out in Miami, then it’ll really smell like bitch in here

[u/HonestCartographer21 → u/NotoriousMFT]

last time I was blown out in Miami it sure did

[u/basement_egg → u/HonestCartographer21]

Must have been a hell of a family reunion

[u/gmoneygangster3 → u/NotoriousMFT]

Sorry bucko we’ve already got dibs on an inexplicable lost to Miami at home

[u/WhereBaptizedDrowned → u/NotoriousMFT]

The smell of bitch will reach critical mass

[u/1One_Two2]

Imagine losing to an AFC east team

[u/unexpectedreboots]

JETE

[u/sad-Fan1010]

Wow who can tank better now??? That’s the real competition

[u/haon420_loopring_eth]

[u/TernoftheArctic]

[u/thesilentcircus1]

I simply cannot.

[u/HeckOnWheels195]

Of course the Dolphins upend their tank thanks to the Jets

[u/Champ_5 → u/HeckOnWheels195]

Just enjoy it, there will be plenty of other losses coming

[u/kevthecoder → u/HeckOnWheels195]

Classic phins

[u/Angreek]

Wow heck of a combo meme.

[u/Tullyswimmer]

Y'all have the chance to do the funniest thing next week.

[u/Previous_Procedure28]

Plebeians

[u/FreeWillyBird → u/Previous_Procedure28]

That’s NO WAY TO TALK TO YOUR FATHER!
YOURE GROUNDED! The nerve of these kids

[u/Previous_Procedure28 → u/FreeWillyBird]

I was trying to join in with you Phin. The meme looks like we’re looking down on the rest of the division like they’re peons or something. Pretty funny stuff.

I always found the Tom Brady 12 loss stat as a funny flex. He went 24-12 against you guys lol. It was stunning how often we would drop a game to the Dolphins I’ll give you that. But when his winning percentage is 2 out of 3 games it loses a bit of the sting.

[u/FreeWillyBird → u/Previous_Procedure28]

It’s the only time NE EVER consistently had a winning record against Miami. We’ve sucked for over a quarter century. We couldn’t win a playoff game against a Pop Warner team if the temperature drops below 87 and we couldn’t pick a good qb if you gave us every pick in the draft, BUT we still own all you division bitches, so suck it

[u/beahrsighs]

I feel sick

[u/Old-Western5435]

Dolphins, well done.

[u/billybobismyrealname]

Aren't the Bills up by 2 games regardless?

Yeah but, yeah but...

[u/titanpusher]

lets just leave this right here

[u/Cultural_Parfait7866]

Phins and Pats must be in an intense battle for first place in the division huh? Right?

[u/TheWhiteCrowParade]

The Bears beat Pats ass last week.

[u/K13_45 → u/TheWhiteCrowParade]

Are the bears in the AFC East with us?

[u/New-Acanthisitta-641 → u/K13_45]

Wah

[u/TheWhiteCrowParade → u/K13_45]

They are NFC North but still beat Patty ass

[u/GalaticWeiss → u/TheWhiteCrowParade]

Reading comprehension has failed you

[u/ohwhyredditwhy → u/TheWhiteCrowParade]

Are you lost?

[u/TheWhiteCrowParade → u/ohwhyredditwhy]

Just celebrating the Dolphins on my way to celebrate.

[u/IcansavemiselfDEEN → u/TheWhiteCrowParade]