Sometimes the writing is so ridiculous that instead of laughing I just pause and marvel because how do you even think of this?

I’m a first time watcher, just started season 5 and these are recent ones I remember (I should write them down);

Jenna comes into TJs dressing room complaining about something, Tracy says

“I hear you, because you’re talking to the ear I didn’t lose a button in”

Or

Jack has bed bugs. He doesn’t realize at first and Kenneth suggests it. Jack replies “ I don’t have bed bugs, I went to Princeton”

What are yours?

Note: a LOT of things go over my head because I’m not American. Therefore mine are mostly things you can understand immediately without there being some kind of cultural reference

“Tell him his mother’s here, and she loves him…”

“John Fitzgerald Kennedy” - Tracy (the way he says it kills me)

“He told me he feels like a Bartram's Scrub-Hairstreak trying to crawl back into its silky cocoon” - Liz

“Death to Lincoln!” - Richie (I love the way he says it but can shout it out for obvious reasons)

“And SHE was a horse” - Kenneth

Today I was trying to hurry my kids out the door and said “andale andale? Arriba arriba?”

#43 Hughes. Different sport. We count those. Close enough.

A few of mine:

“I don't know if you remember me, but...”
“just as the petunias start to bloom”
“careful, my bones!”

The show has so many amazing guest stars. What’s your favorite guest star quote? Mine will always be the way Peter Dinklage says “shut it down!” at the end of Señor Macho Solo (S3, E7).

And it IS like New York, but without all the stuff!

Also, WHY IS EVERYTHING A LITTLE DIFFERENT HERE?!