hewillbebaked

r/hewillbebaked • u/berdog • Jun 04 '21

He will be baked soon

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r/hewillbebaked • u/Celladoore • Mar 13 '24

Alhamdulillah 🙏 Every day this Subreddit is growing, and that means more posts! So in the interest of maintaining a clear theme we've created an all-new posting guide we'd love everyone to take a look at. If anyone has any suggestions for posts that would make great examples feel free to drop them here!

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r/hewillbebaked • u/braindeadcoyote • 9h ago

Alhamdulillah 🙏 he will be a jelly donut

203 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/JustAlexM • 21h ago

He will me steamed.

1.2k Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/JynxCanRead • 18h ago

Make Your Own She will be roasted on an open fire

306 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/Hunter-Killer-47 • 1d ago

To be Consumed At A Later Date She will be maintained at a constant temperature of at least 60°C to prevent microbial growth

596 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/ClericDude • 1d ago

He will be poached.

245 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/AvalancheReturns • 2d ago

They will be souped

1.3k Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/laceratorlily • 2d ago

Please use “he will be..” in the title! He will be a pumpkin

106 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/Adventurous_Dot_9763 • 3d ago

Ripe and Juicy🤤 he will be made into a delicious burger

7.4k Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/Realistic-Bonus2581 • 3d ago

Ripe and Juicy🤤 She will be harvested for my veggie soup

723 Upvotes

Carrot baby

r/hewillbebaked • u/chiakislover • 2d ago

Cinnamon Bunny🐰 He will be cooked.

44 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/Forgive-Me-Naught • 3d ago

He will be baked once we can fit him in the pot

473 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/Goofball-John-McGee • 3d ago

Make Your Own He will be used to prevent thefts

6.2k Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/Prestigious-Box7511 • 2d ago

He will be microwaved and set aside to let stand after

132 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/mistery987 • 3d ago

To be Consumed At A Later Date He will be watered, pruned, and harvested come Summer.

276 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/MooneyOne • 3d ago

It’s RAW! He will be sliced and served up as charcaterie.

202 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/RogueFox76 • 3d ago

He will be chilled and served as dessert

390 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/No-Phase3012 • 3d ago

Golden Brown They will be good fertilisers.

132 Upvotes

New fertilisers in town. Rich in meowtrogen.

r/hewillbebaked • u/queenkennidi • 3d ago

She will be baked

95 Upvotes

Is digital art allowed here? I drew my cat Carmen in an oven for today's Inktober prompt "Bake"

r/hewillbebaked • u/Massive_Adagio_3680 • 4d ago

Alhamdulillah 🙏 He will be cut from a sprue and superglued together Inshallah

387 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/AnonPinkLady • 4d ago

It’s RAW! He will be baked in a lovely loaf

120 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/OldFaithlessness5008 • 4d ago

She will be handed out to children and cause many cavities

158 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/AbbyIsAwesome83 • 4d ago

She will be chopped and prepared into a nourishing meal for her family

173 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/swagadellic321 • 5d ago

He will be sous vide

6.3k Upvotes