r/formula1 • I was speeding in the Monaco pit lane • Dec 11 '21

/r/all Max Verstappen takes pole position for the 2021 Abu Dhabi Grand Prix

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u/I-sell-kids-on-ebay Dec 11 '21

Going to be an exciting Turn 1 with a Mclaren in the mix tomorrow.

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u/MoffKalast Dec 11 '21

Bottas in perfect position to go bowling again

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u/leedler Dec 11 '21

Oh god oh fuck

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u/junpei7 Dec 11 '21

Oh god oh fuck

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u/Aars93 Dec 11 '21

Oh god oh fuck

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '21

10/10 avatar

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u/EatMyPossum Dec 11 '21

I'm just hoping it won't rain tomorrow

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u/Martijngamer Dec 11 '21

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u/Pearse_Borty Dec 11 '21

Finnish man plows 5 men at once

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u/MrDoms Dec 11 '21

Last time he went bowling he hit everyone except the polesitter

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u/cordurboy Dec 11 '21

Oh fuck oh god

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u/onebandonesound Dec 11 '21

Realistically Perez is in a better position to go bowling. If he doesn't brake into T1 and collects Lewis who's directly in front of him on the grid, does Max get DSQ for something he would have zero control over?

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u/BigBlueBurd Dec 11 '21

I mean, so is Checo.

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '21

Realistically Max is going to lead away with the softs. Lewis just has to hope he can hold on to him and there isn’t an SC.

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '21

Would an SC at around lap 10 make give max a perfect window to pit for Hards? Because Hamilton wouldn’t be able to get the advantage of the mediums and would have to follow suit by putting for hards?

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u/Papkiller Dec 11 '21

Nah Norris will hang back.

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u/atomcrusher Dec 11 '21

Yeah he sounded so uncertain in the post-quali talk about even trying to get amongst the front row at the start.

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u/duelmeinbedtresdin Dec 11 '21

What if you add Kurt Angle to the mix though

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u/HankHippopopolous Dec 11 '21

Wtf happened to Bottas on that final lap. He’s nowhere.

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u/KaamDeveloper Dec 11 '21

Bottas: Tell Toto, it was me.

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u/ShrubbyFire1729 Dec 11 '21

Bottas ditched the scene and started cruising towards Italy in the W12

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u/Jafarsd Dec 11 '21

The Finn of thorns

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u/theredviperod Dec 11 '21

I want him to know it was me

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u/coocoobees Dec 11 '21

bottas did say he wanted to leave a present for mercedes

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u/diata22 Dec 11 '21

Shit incoming in Lewis' bathroom

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '21

Getting a head start on the Alfa Romeo qualifying pace

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u/TheMadMat Dec 11 '21

Yeah seriously, what happened

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u/LosTerminators Dec 11 '21

If Checo can get Norris at the start or early in the race then that'll be huge for RB.

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u/Jannl0 Dec 11 '21

Where did Norris come from?!

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u/choeger Dec 11 '21

From the pits, I think.

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u/eTechEngine Dec 11 '21

Controversial statements only on this thread

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u/SayHelloToAlison Dec 11 '21

F1 is a sport where cars go in fancy circles

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u/Notsozander Dec 11 '21

From money

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u/brendonap Dec 11 '21

What are you talking about mate!? His father isn’t even a billionaire

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u/iwantburkey Dec 12 '21

NOrris came from a vagina 👍

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '21

No he’s from Bristol, UK

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u/s_dalbiac Dec 11 '21

He’s from Glastonbury, not Bristol

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '21

Then please make an edit on Wikipedia's Lando Norris page please.

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '21

You’re both wrong.
He’s a Twitch streamer who was invited for a drive. What a lucky guy, we can finally see if iRacing drivers can translate to real world.

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '21

Proof?

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '21

No proof or sources like usual. reddit just spewing bullshit they made up smh

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u/Toonix101 Dec 11 '21

bullshit? I saw it with my own eyes bro, it's true, just trust me

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u/ahipotion Dec 11 '21

Source: I am pits

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u/GtoTheArends Dec 11 '21

Bro, trust me

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u/termmonkey Dec 11 '21

No proof, just vibes!

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u/AnotherGallo Dec 11 '21

Left to the reader as an exercise

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u/Kurok0chi Dec 11 '21

Big if true

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u/undarthed Dec 11 '21

Big if true

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u/Kikok02 Dec 11 '21

The ambivalence of this phrase… just golden.

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u/ReginaMark Dec 11 '21

Holy fuck I shouldn't be laughing but I'm sorry

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '21

BA DUM TSSS

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u/FSarkis Dec 11 '21

From England to be more accurate

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u/Aercturius Dec 12 '21

I dunno, I'm pretty sure it was from England.

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '21

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '21

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u/chupaxuxas Dec 11 '21

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u/eTechEngine Dec 11 '21

Carry on, you're doing great

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '21

Pretty sure that isn’t a prerequisite.

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u/MarkEijnden Dec 11 '21

From England I believe

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u/ABigOne77 Dec 11 '21

Bristol I believe /s

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u/Trackpoint Dec 11 '21

/s

Sooo he isn't from Bristol?

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u/dl064 Dec 11 '21

It's funny: I was explicitly thinking this weekend should suit McLaren but they seemed nowhere. And lo...

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '21

Out of nowhere

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u/pottertown Dec 11 '21

Been there all along.

Didn’t run over a bollard this time.

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u/Purplebananas123 Dec 11 '21

He did a good 1st flying lap but got held by perez, so i was expecting a good result!

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u/dcolomer10 Dec 11 '21

Tbf there was literally no difference between P3 and p5

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u/Snakparketofveemar Dec 11 '21

Papi's ballsack

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u/DasNath Dec 11 '21

Didn't matter! Lol

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u/alfred_27 Dec 11 '21

A small town in UK I'm guessing

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u/YestrdaysJam Dec 11 '21

Alexa: Lando Norris was born in Bristol, England. Did that answer your question?

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u/trenta_nueve Dec 11 '21

Mrs. Norris’ womb.

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u/AssaMarra Dec 11 '21 edited Dec 11 '21

I'm so fucking glad I'm not Perez tomorrow, everything relying on getting around Norris.

We're also about to find out just how important it was to bring Perez in.

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u/CMDR_Winrar Dec 11 '21

Perez will be valuable, if they can get him within a pitstop of lewis, he could be a huge asset in holding hammy back after a pit and possibly allowing for a S-H one stop from RB

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u/darthmase Dec 12 '21

Perez will be valuable, if they can get him within a pitstop of lewis, he could be a huge asset in holding hammy back after a pit and possibly allowing for a S-H one stop from RB

This aged finely, like a good Tuscan wine.

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u/HammerTim81 Dec 11 '21

This used to be a one stop track, with soft to hard being the quickest during the race overall. They have changed the track to make the corners less aggressive. So soft to hard should still be quickest, by a larger margin than before.

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u/Living_Growth4799 Dec 11 '21

do you know what tire lando is starting on? Because if he's on mediums, checo's start should theoretically be better

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u/YeetusDeletusULTRA Dec 11 '21

Lando is on softs

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u/XeNiX_XiNeX Dec 11 '21

IIRC everyone in the T10 is on softs beside the Mercedes and Yuki

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u/LedZepAddict Dec 11 '21

I also think Checo's starts on Sunday have been pretty damned good recently. Last week he had to slow down to avoid slamming into Max and in COTA he was ahead of Max and basically ceded the position for free. (Going off memory here)

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u/Wannabe1TapElite Dec 11 '21

I wouldn’t say everything. They can still keep him insanely long out if he keeps within HAM pit window, or he can get around him on reds into turn 1 since he is directly behind.

Norris can be useful too, if he gets split stream and heads in front of HAM it will be hard for LH to overtake Norris on softer tires

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '21

I don’t think Noris will worry much about a Red Bull getting passed him. He’d rather spend his energy and tires defending against a Ferrari.

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u/Mrbreakmyheart Dec 11 '21

Lol the dude is in 1sec faster car, he should get rid of Lando in no time.

Perez will do his job and make Lewis' life tougher Im sure, maybe even on the start.

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u/sf_randOOm Dec 11 '21

Poor Yuki, could’ve been P5 :(

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u/right-wing-socialist Dec 11 '21

T5unoda is so much better than Tsun8da

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u/thayhart_ Dec 11 '21

What abt Tsunod4

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u/ellWatully Dec 11 '21

My money's on 2noda.

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u/QuiGJ Dec 11 '21

Yeah, and what about 1sunoda

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u/XenophonSoulis Dec 11 '21

Yuk1 for the win!

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u/Diegobyte Dec 11 '21

2su2noda

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u/con-slut Dec 11 '21

Tsunateda?

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u/redrumsoxLoL Dec 11 '21

He was so close. He was only about a tires width wide of the boundary. P8 is still a decent start and is on the Mediums so he can make up places in the race.

His qualifying has been strong for the past half dozen races or so but either through driver errors or bad strategy hasn't had strong race finishes. I'm rooting for him to have a strong end of the season and improve more next year!

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u/gilbert1908 Dec 11 '21 edited Dec 11 '21

hope AT nailed the next year's car, want to see this guy on the podium or atleast top 4 in Q once + gasly for wdc also lmao

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u/Vammypoker Dec 11 '21

May be third. First and second are reserved for haas

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '21

The scenes if Max doesn't get wdc this year, AT nails the regs, and it's a Gasly Tsunoda 1-2 half the races next year.

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u/Quintino_123 Dec 11 '21

Haha, I'm afraid they'd kick Tsunoda out and give Max a second chance.

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u/throwaway44624 Dec 11 '21

Seeing how hard the AT engineers celebrated Pierre’s Monza victory, not sure they’ll survive it if he wins WDC

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u/riban22 Dec 11 '21

I would really hope so too, because Pierre deserves it and we wann see yuki shine aswell , but I’m kinda scared AT I’d in a position where they probably only get weaker idk

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u/dcolomer10 Dec 11 '21

AT will probably be very bad last year. With the new regulations and the way the team is set (basically using the RB of the previous year), it means they’re probably gonna be quite fucked.

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u/gilbert1908 Dec 11 '21 edited Dec 11 '21

I heard Red Bull focused more on this year's car during the first half of this season since max's chances for wdc is quite high, will it really hinder the development of their sister team also? do AT just wait for RB's car to be finished from its development and just copy them? just curious

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u/salcedoge Dec 11 '21

Yuki has honestly been matching Gasly the past few races, there's still dumb mistakes that costs him the points but his pace is finally showing. Hopefully he'll get in the groove next year

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u/wpgpogoraids Dec 15 '21

And still finished P4!

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u/Koll0 Dec 11 '21

Cry about it

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u/Mrbreakmyheart Dec 11 '21

Lol nobody cares about this guy, he's slow and quite shit. Piastri should replace him for next year so we might see some action in that seat LOL

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '21

Well, i care about that guy so piss off

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u/ABRAHAM_SE7EN Dec 11 '21

What the fuck happened to Bottas..

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u/frunza_leafy Dec 11 '21

Preparing for bowling

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u/The_unlucky_ Dec 11 '21

Gotta crash into Lando and take out the Red Bulls

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u/rev440800 Dec 11 '21

Traditions.

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u/DjGnampf Dec 11 '21

Hey I've seen this one!

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u/Nemesis1499 Dec 11 '21

Wait, that seems familiar...

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u/fdar Dec 11 '21

Lewis is on the way to get to Max though.

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u/GreGamingHUN Dec 11 '21

Hey Niko! Its Bottas. Let's go bowling!

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u/fuuREI Dec 11 '21

Please no

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u/mephisdan Dec 11 '21

Hey nico...

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u/TheDustOfMen Dec 11 '21

I think I've seen this film before, and I didn't like the ending.

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u/Silverchaoz Dec 11 '21

Im glad he is P6. Mixed teams in the top 6, i love it

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u/condscorpio Dec 11 '21

I hope that's a preview of what next season will be. Instead of the same two teams every race.

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u/xLeper_Messiah Dec 11 '21

inb4 HAM-VER-RUS becomes the new HAM-VER-BOT

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u/Frediey Dec 11 '21

Lmao even better, could you imagine after all the hype of the end of the Merc dominance, it's actually HAM-RUS-XXX

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u/timpanzeez Dec 11 '21

Oh boy I think you’re in for the unfortunate reality of Hamilton and Russell being P1/P2 and finishing 1 and 2 on Sunday a lot. Who’s even going to sniff at challenging them?

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u/condscorpio Dec 11 '21

A man can dream :(

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u/NotComping Dec 11 '21

Really depends on the reg change. Maybe towards the middle of the season once everyone is accustomed to new cars, but still RB could edge the specs

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '21 edited Dec 12 '21

Russell's overrated, though I'm glad he's getting a shot. I'd prefer Norris in Mercedes, but if McLaren has a good car next year, they should score some podiums.

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u/mesovortex888 Dec 11 '21

The Finnish Gasly

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '21

Engine swap i believe..

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u/rakesh-69 Dec 11 '21

Took off with w12 to Italy

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u/WeakDiaphragm Dec 11 '21

Bailed out. Smart move. Pit strategy will get him up to P2.

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u/diata22 Dec 11 '21

James it's Bottas, I held position

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u/Stewy_434 Dec 11 '21

He backed off so he can push Perez and maybe Verstappen to make them use their softs faster than they want....maybe lol

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u/endersai Dec 11 '21

What the fuck happened to Bottas..

I think a few drivers struggled to get the rears in a good operating window.

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u/TheCommonKoala Dec 11 '21

Packing his bags. Not even mad at him, his lack of results this year is understandable considering his team is kicking him to the curb at the end of the season.

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u/RainManDan1G Dec 11 '21

Bottas career in 6 words

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u/rogue_crab Dec 11 '21

He's just putting on his regular performance.

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u/four_four_three Dec 11 '21

He has one less pole than Hamilton in 2021, try harder.

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u/theheliumhilltopper Dec 11 '21

HET PLAN???

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u/Buismeerkoet Dec 11 '21

Godverdomme ja makker!

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '21

December 12th shall be known as colonization day.

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '21

Is Verstappen starting tomorrow w/ reds?

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u/Fjeuber Dec 11 '21

Yes

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u/leedler Dec 11 '21

Should be very interesting, I’d expect him to go right off the line but later on should be interesting indeed…

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u/Funny_houdini Dec 11 '21

Both redbulls start on red

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u/crimemaster_gogo20 Dec 11 '21

Slight chance that Perez could jump Lando and even Hamilton at the start. Either way, expecting a cracking race tommorow.

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u/plaaplaa72 Dec 11 '21

I don't know if anyone has said it yet, but yes.

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '21

I don’t think enough people have told me lol

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u/SieRoX Dec 11 '21

Yes, his long runs of the softs seem good though.

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u/k0enf0rNL Dec 11 '21

Optimal strategy imo. Soft to hard undercut and then Lewis has to box with him

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u/Tasty-Napalm Dec 11 '21

This season isn't good for my health

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u/Chichiryuutei Dec 11 '21

It has been the best since 2012. Really hope 2022 brings the field even closer hell give us a Mick win with a Haas lol

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u/diata22 Dec 11 '21

subscribe

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u/Yaboiarb Dec 12 '21

Inb4 Ferrari gets an amazing car and dominates for another 7 seasons

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u/Teanvintage Dec 11 '21

Same 🤣 my bloodpressure

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u/_siddles_ Dec 11 '21

Still so nervous, this is going to be nuts

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u/MazelTovZoop Dec 11 '21

So am I! It really keeps on giving since the last few races: Max getting best lap times when everybody says that it’s a Merc circuit, and Lewis pulling unexpected performances during the race. It sure will be awesome tomorrow!

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u/pottertown Dec 11 '21

Lol, Perez just earned himself a lifetime wingman seat at RB.

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u/j-bear95 Dec 11 '21

LANDOOOOO

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u/I-sell-kids-on-ebay Dec 11 '21 edited Dec 11 '21

Lando takes p1 going into the first turn

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u/tannerisBM Dec 11 '21

Huge shoutout to Perez for the clutch tow, dunno why merc didn’t do the same

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u/Tradiae Dec 11 '21

Bottas said they thought clean air was the better strategy.

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u/crimemaster_gogo20 Dec 11 '21

Top teamwork from the Red Bulls.

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u/FrankyFistalot Dec 11 '21

Imagine the fun if Lando takes Lewis and Max out….Crofty would explode and take out 95% of the paddock…..

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u/Ikcatcher Dec 11 '21

Bottas not being there to cover Hamilton while Perez is closer to Verstappen, this is gonna be spicy

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