I think blizzard completely shit the bed with this release, the timing is just awful and it will reflect in the amount or people not going to play it !

Im 38.. i was there for horde in Vanilla.. i was there for the horde in classic !

This time around i have a 4 year old and a 1 year old.. the one year old wakes up every hour or hour and a half. To function in life im going to bed at 8 in the evening and im up with him during the night to give the wife a break

Theres no way in hell ill be able to keep my sanity or my family if I play wow forever..

Therefor i think the release date is stupid and they will lose 1 player, and i think they should wait for my kids to be older before they release it.

All joking aside, I hope you Guys will have an awesome time and I will sit here and envy you all on the sideline.

So I was in Pikaboo's stream watching him watch 2 warlocks fear each other on cooldown for $50k the other night. Fear is so clearly OP any min/maxxer should roll a lock, it's obvious

I type into the chat "5-1 btw" and open up WoW Forever to make my new God-tier class

Level up and get my Voidwalker, my fear, and my dots. I'm literally unstoppable now

Decide to bestow my great power upon some gnolls. "DOT EM UP" I say outloud. Voidwalker immediately loses threat on one of the gnolls. It's fine though because I know just what to do

FEEEAAARRR

The gnoll runs off in a random direction. It pulls 4 more gnolls. They're all charging me now

Send my Voidwalker into the pack to tank for me. It can't AOE taunt because that ability was autocast on one mob. They swarm me and my health starts nose diving

I spam click my LESSER HEALTHSTONE - hp bar barely moves

Time to pull out my superior class's ultimate survival tool. I sac the Voidwalker and bubble myself to start running away

Damn, pulled a random buzzard while running. Doesn't matter because I'm invulnerable like a paladin (but better because paladins didn't win the dueling tournament). Buzzard knocks me on my ass and stuns me. No mobility so gnolls right on top of me the whole time

Become a ghost at the nearest graveyard. Beta is obviously bugged as shit but oh well. I res and recreate my lesser healthstone. Try to resummon my voidwalker but no shards. Create an imp instead

Dot up the buzzard and start soul draining to get a shard. It stuns me again and interrupts my drain right before dying. No shard. Pull another mob and farm a soul shard to restore me to my full power

Try to resummon my Voidwalker. Not enough mana. Life tap down to 5% hp. Resummon the Voidwalker. Bandage up to 30% health.

Sit down to eat and drink while I watch a mage run in and AOE down entire camps of gnolls over and over. Frost nova, sheep the extra, cone of cold, blizzard, arcane blast. Camp after camp falls 4 to 6 gnolls at a time. Conjuring food and water out of thin air while he loots every mob in the area.

I think to myself, "Does this clown even watch streamers?" Obviously not, because if he did he'd roll a Warlock

It's the best class in the game

Gotta go fast boiz

EDIT: Since some people didnt get it, this post is satire.

So I'm here to help you guys out.

The only thing you have to do is: Give me short facts about you like "brainrot meme consumer" or similar and I will tell you which race and class will fit you.

What are my references to do so? Just trust me bro.

Ran a Deadmines. Warlock (me), Feral Druid, Warrior, Hunter, Priest

Set ring drops off Smite.

Strength ring, set bonus to proc Strength on melee hit.

Warrior wet dream, argument to be made for Feral.

Guess who won it

That's right, Hunter

We're so back. Running through Deadmines was so nostalgic, having to do the cannon blast powder, the forced perspective looking down hallways, just an absolute master class of dungeon design taking me down a nostalgia trip that I never really thought was possible.

And Hunter stealing mdps gear is just the cherry on top. It really felt like 2005 again.

We get it, Skyborne bad, boo