r/wheredidthesodago • u/pencer • Aug 19 '21
Soda Spirit Maybe you should start with something smaller?
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r/wheredidthesodago • u/black_flag_4ever • Aug 20 '17
Soda Spirit UGH! If only there was some way to bring your foot closer to your body!
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r/wheredidthesodago • u/black_flag_4ever • Feb 01 '15
Soda Spirit What the fuck happened to my life? I went to college, played by their rules and here I am eating another goddamn bowl of Ramen because its $.10 a package. FUCK. I'm 35! This shit isn't funny anymore.
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r/wheredidthesodago • u/pencer • May 18 '18
Soda Spirit How to politely refuse someone offering you a diet soda
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r/wheredidthesodago • u/PM_ME_STEAM_K3YS • Dec 21 '18
Soda Spirit She has a warrant in Chicago for "illegal use of a spatula."
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r/wheredidthesodago • u/souffle-etc • Feb 15 '18
Soda Spirit Mom was great at making Wonderbread Sandwiches! Eat one every day and you'll wonder if God is dead or has simply abandoned this worthless world
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r/wheredidthesodago • u/souffle-etc • Mar 06 '18
Soda Spirit Thanks to AT&T and Comcast's lobbying to destroy internet freedoms, Mary couldn't afford Netflix anymore and had to watch boring-ass local news
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r/wheredidthesodago • u/kirosenn • Jul 25 '18
Soda Spirit Susan was on her first date after the divorce. She unfortunately didn't understand her friend's advice to 'shake her goods' to impress her date.
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r/wheredidthesodago • u/LonelySquireOfGothos • Jul 09 '16
Soda Spirit Man, fuck shoes...am I right, guys?
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r/wheredidthesodago • u/wow_obnoxious • Jun 28 '16
Soda Spirit Stanley still had to protect his family even after his guns were seized from the government (Strobe Light Warning)
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r/wheredidthesodago • u/big_macaroons • May 02 '19
Soda Spirit Sarah was disappointed that the open can of soda she found floating in swill on the refrigerator door didn't taste quite as good as she expected.
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r/wheredidthesodago • u/pencer • Mar 01 '16
Soda Spirit This movie sucks you in
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r/wheredidthesodago • u/souffle-etc • Feb 20 '18
Soda Spirit LPT: A hose on the tailpipe can direct soothing carbon monoxide back into the car cabin to help your kids get a nice long nap!
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r/wheredidthesodago • u/pencer • Feb 02 '20
Soda Spirit Fetch your own balls. I know what you did with mine.
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r/wheredidthesodago • u/MattBaster • Aug 22 '18
Soda Spirit Joanna’s addiction to violent video games helped her IRL melee skills
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r/wheredidthesodago • u/MattBaster • Jun 07 '19
Soda Spirit For no real reason, Teddy set up his ladder at a stupid angle and proceeded to start some stupid shit.
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r/wheredidthesodago • u/daekaz • Jan 17 '18
Soda Spirit The Vegan Steak was a Big Mistake
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r/wheredidthesodago • u/pencer • Jul 20 '18
Soda Spirit Who gave the vegan grill duty?
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r/wheredidthesodago • u/Nate__ • Apr 25 '17
Soda Spirit An indecisive serial killer's worst nightmare
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r/wheredidthesodago • u/akgoal • Dec 19 '17
Soda Spirit John still didn't understand the concept of passwords and kept trying to enter eight asterisks
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r/wheredidthesodago • u/pencer • Mar 15 '16
Soda Spirit Only when I'm drunk
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r/wheredidthesodago • u/pencer • Jun 04 '17
Soda Spirit The biggest weenie at the barbecue
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r/wheredidthesodago • u/pencer • Jul 02 '17
Soda Spirit I'm trying to get over my fear of pooping in public
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r/wheredidthesodago • u/MattBaster • Jul 17 '18
Soda Spirit Here’s the bill, ma’am... fer pleasin' yo big mama
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r/wheredidthesodago • u/Poke4Ever10 • Sep 06 '15
Soda Spirit When bitches try slicing watermelon like a common wench
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