r/the_darnold • u/ollie325 • 22h ago
SAM DARNOLD BRINGS IN QUENTON NELSON TO MAKE THE WALL EVEN GREATER. THIS WILL BE THE MOST SECURE POCKET IN FOOTBALL HISTORY!
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r/the_darnold • u/Messmer-Impaler-148 • 1d ago
MINNESOTA HAS LEFT BEHIND MCCARTHYISM AND IS NOW UNDEFEATED! THIS IS NOT A COINCIDENCE FOLKS, MCCARTHYISM IS A DISEASE THAT RAVAGED MINNESOTA AND WILL SOON RAVAGE THE ONCE GREAT STATE OF NEW YORK (WHERE GEQBUS ONCE WON MANY SUPER BOWLS.) SAD!!
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r/the_darnold • u/SkeletalReality • 1d ago
FOR 152 GAMES, QBS HAVE BEEN LETTING MAHAMAS CROSS THE REDZONE BORDER, BUT DARNOLD HAS BUILT A GREAT WALL AND MADE THE QUEEFS PAY FOR IT. WE LOVE QBS WHO GET IN LEGALLY, BUT NOT THE ILLEGALS WHO FAKE SLIDE IN JUST TO BRING IN THEIR FLOPPING CULTURE!
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r/the_darnold • u/NaffRespect • 2d ago
THE DARNOLD HIMSELF WITH AN IMPORTANT TRUTHFOOTBALL ANNOUNCEMENT
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r/the_darnold • u/TheG-What • 2d ago
PATRICK “GO HOME” MAHOMES LOSES THE GAME!!! HE IS A VERY WEAK, VERY SAD, QUARTERBACK!!!! NOWHERE NEAR THE STRENGTH OF THE GREAT SAM DARNOLD!!!!
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ANDY “NASTY” REID FREQUENTLY EATS PEOPLE!!! MANY PEOPLE (THAT HAVE NOT BEEN EATEN) HAVE BEEN SAYING!!!! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!!!!
r/the_darnold • u/Spiritual-Chameleon • 2d ago
MAHAMAS AND BENEDICT WALKER DEFEATED! NO MORE INFLATION OR HIGH HOT DOG PRICES!
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r/the_darnold • u/Messmer-Impaler-148 • 2d ago
MAHAMAS HAS DESTROYED SAMERICA'S SUPPLY OF SHAHEED DRONES
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r/the_darnold • u/Lung-Salad • 2d ago
THAT FOLKS IS WHAT A REAL QB LOOKS LIKE! WHEN NO ONE IS OPEN, GEQBUS DANCES AROUND THE POCKET AND TAKES OFF FOR THE FIRST DOWN! TRULY AN INSPIRATION FOR US ALL! THANK YOU PRESIDENT GEQBUS
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r/the_darnold • u/Aggravating_Talk9097 • 2d ago
TWO YEARS AFTER THE DARNOLD LEFT MINNESOTA AND HE IS STILL HELPING PUT THEM AHEAD OF PACK! SO MUCH WINNING, SO LITTLE TIME!
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r/the_darnold • u/Key-Tip-7521 • 2d ago
WIN BIGLY AS GEQBUS TAKES DOWN MAHAMAS
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BACK TO WINNING WAYS! DID YOU SEE THAT GREAT WIN? GEQBUS AND THE PROUD SAMERICANS RALLIED AROUND HIM TO GET THE WIN! THE GREAT JSN AKA DOGE, WAS SO GREAT! THERE WILL BE MANY, NMANY, MORE LIKE THAT
THANK YOU FOR YOURE ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!!!
r/the_darnold • u/p2010t • 2d ago
CHEFS NEED TO GO BACK TO THE KITCHEN. NOBODY HAS EVER SEEN A TEAM PLAY FOOTBALL SO POORLY.
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THANK YOU PRESIDENT DARNOLD.
r/the_darnold • u/Bombshelter777 • 2d ago
BECAUSE OF GEQBUS THE VIKES ARE UNDEFEATED. A MESSAGE FROM GEQBUS...
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TODAY AFTER THE VIKINGS WON...
"THE MINNESOTA VIKINGS ARE 100% UNDEFEATED, NOBODY HAS EVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE IT, AND LET ME TELL YOU, THEY ARE WINNING AT LEVELS NOBODY THOUGHT POSSIBLE BECAUSE OF MY ABSOLUTE AND TOTAL ENDORSEMENT, SO EVERYONE NEEDS TO GET OUT THERE, SUPPORT THIS TEAM, AND KEEP THIS TREMENDOUS WINNING STREAK ALIVE ALL THE WAY TO THE TOP!"
r/the_darnold • u/TheG-What • 2d ago
THE GEQBUS IS ABOUT TO TAKE THE FIELD!!!!
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PEOPLE ARE SAYING! THE BEST QB OF ALL TIME, MAYBE EVER!!!!!
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!!!!!
r/the_darnold • u/GreenandBlue12 • 2d ago
AN IMPORTANT MESSAGE FROM GEQBUS ON SAMERICA'S AIRLINES
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r/the_darnold • u/TheG-What • 2d ago
ANOTHER GREAT SCRAMBLE FOR A FIRST DOWN FROM THE GREAT SAM DARNOLD!!!
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VERY LEGAL, VERY COOL!!!!
r/the_darnold • u/Svenray • 2d ago
THE MIDSEASON RESULTS ARE IN AND NEW YORK HAS FALLEN TO MCCARTHYISM! SAD!
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r/the_darnold • u/Dr-VBuck • 3d ago
Should GEQBUS seek a weapons transfer with Irsayel for Jonathan Taylor to rebuild the Arsenal of BOOM
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r/the_darnold • u/Messmer-Impaler-148 • 3d ago
GEQBUS HAS ACTIVATED THE NATIONAL GUARD!!!!
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r/the_darnold • u/darioandretti • 5d ago
FÜHRER STEFANSKI HOLDS A RALLY NEAR MERCEDES-BENZ STADIUM ANNOUNCING THE THIRD SPIKE, DECLARING BEARS AND PANTHERS TO BE UNTERMENSCHE!!! IT IS TIME FOR SAMERICA TO ANSWER THE CALL OF DUTY AND DEFEATING THIS TYRANT!!!
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Pic Credit: u/Moldey_Danish
r/the_darnold • u/GodDuckman • 6d ago
THE ATLANTA FALCONAZIS HAVE OFFICIALLY (LITERALLY) SHOWN US THEIR TRUE COLORS
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WHILE WE MUST ALWAYS BE DILIGENT AGAINST THE RISE OF MCCARTHYISM, MAHAMAS, AND IRAM WE CANNOT IGNORE THE OLDEST ENEMIES OF SAMERICA. NOW ATLANTA, A TEAM THAT PLAYS IN MERCEDES-BENZ STADIUM (COINCIDENCE? I THINK NOT!) AND CURRENTLY EMPLOYS TUANON, BIJAN "MUSTARD GAS" ROBINSON, AND THE MAN WHO IS COMPENSATING FOR HIS SMALL PENIX HAS SHOWN TO ALL SAMERICANS THEIR TRUE INTENT FOR DOMINATION OF THE NFL. GEQBUS WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS. FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!
