Place your bets on midterms! How will this affect the market in the coming weeks?

Realtime update potus tracker:

https://stocknear.com/potus-tracker

I deposited $400 into my Robinhood account, finger blasted out the most epic prompt I could think of, and asked ChatGPT to take the wheel!

We made 100% on the first trade. This is clearly a sign from the AI gods that I am their chosen vessel.

So naturally, I’ve decided to do this every day until I either:

1.  Become the world’s first AI-made trillionaire
2.  Get margin called into a new dimension
3.  Explode all of my contracts and let them expire into broken dreams

I’m documenting the whole glorious descent into financial madness over on Instagram @stonkyoloer, because nothing screams “long-term wealth strategy” like screenshots of ChatGPT telling me to buy weekly calls on a meme stock.

This is not financial advice. This is financial terrorism against myself.

Did anyone notice that last month we had a jobs report that was negative 23,000 and suddenly this month it shot up by 162,000.

The chart can be found here:

https://stocknear.com/stocks/TSLA/metrics

Michael Burry is right, we just don’t know when the shit show starts. Global money supply at $142 trillion, debt stacked on debt, central banks out of options… this isn’t growth, it’s dilution. But this kind of chaos is insanely bullish for digital freedom!