But the fact is, Greg, with the knowledge you've been given, you are now on the inside of what I like to call... "the Byrnes family circle of trust." I keep nothing from you, you keep nothing from me... and round and round we go.
See, if I can't trust you, Greg, then I have no choice... but to put you right back outside the circle. And once you're out, you're out. There's no coming back. Mm, well, I would definitely like to stay inside the circle.
EDIT: LMAOOO. For context, the hint ("BY IBM OK LB") was an anagram of "BOBBY MILK," Robert De Niro's nickname. (Thanks to either the AprilKnights or Snakeroom discord for figuring that out, idk which.) So I just pasted some of De Niro's lines from Meet the Parents and apparently it worked. (Meet the Parents was an inspiration for the Circle of Trust, according to this post: https://www.redditinc.com/blog/looking-back-at-r-circleoftrust/)
Also, it looks like just the first sentence of this quote is needed to trigger the "SUCCESS" message, but you do need the right punctuation.
But the fact is, Greg, with the knowledge you've been given, you are now on the inside of what I like to call... "the Byrnes family circle of trust." I keep nothing from you, you keep nothing from me... and round and round we go.
See, if I can't trust you, Greg, then I have no choice... but to put you right back outside the circle. And once you're out, you're out. There's no coming back. Mm, well, I would definitely like to stay inside the circle.
But the fact is, Greg, with the knowledge you've been given, you are now on the inside of what I like to call... "the Byrnes family circle of trust." I keep nothing from you, you keep nothing from me... and round and round we go.
See, if I can't trust you, Greg, then I have no choice... but to put you right back outside the circle. And once you're out, you're out. There's no coming back. Mm, well, I would definitely like to stay inside the circle.
But the fact is, Greg, with the knowledge you've been given, you are now on the inside of what I like to call... "the Byrnes family circle of trust." I keep nothing from you, you keep nothing from me... and round and round we go.
See, if I can't trust you, Greg, then I have no choice... but to put you right back outside the circle. And once you're out, you're out. There's no coming back. Mm, well, I would definitely like to stay inside the circle.
But the fact is, Greg, with the knowledge you've been given, you are now on the inside of what I like to call... "the Byrnes family circle of trust." I keep nothing from you, you keep nothing from me... and round and round we go.
See, if I can't trust you, Greg, then I have no choice... but to put you right back outside the circle. And once you're out, you're out. There's no coming back. Mm, well, I would definitely like to stay inside the circle.
But the fact is, Greg, with the knowledge you've been given, you are now on the inside of what I like to call... "the Byrnes family circle of trust." I keep nothing from you, you keep nothing from me... and round and round we go.
See, if I can't trust you, Greg, then I have no choice... but to put you right back outside the circle. And once you're out, you're out. There's no coming back. Mm, well, I would definitely like to stay inside the circle.
But the fact is, Greg, with the knowledge you've been given, you are now on the inside of what I like to call... "the Byrnes family circle of trust." I keep nothing from you, you keep nothing from me... and round and round we go.
But the fact is, Greg, with the knowledge you've been given, you are now on the inside of what I like to call... "the Byrnes family circle of trust." I keep nothing from you, you keep nothing from me... and round and round we go.
But the fact is, Greg, with the knowledge you've been given, you are now on the inside of what I like to call... "the Byrnes family circle of trust." I keep nothing from you, you keep nothing from me... and round and round we go.
See, if I can't trust you, Greg, then I have no choice... but to put you right back outside the circle. And once you're out, you're out. There's no coming back. Mm, well, I would definitely like to stay inside the circle.
But the fact is, Greg, with the knowledge you've been given, you are now on the inside of what I like to call... "the Byrnes family circle of trust." | keep nothing from you, you keep nothing from me... and round and round we go. See, if I can't trust you, Greg, then I have no choice... but to put you right back outside the circle. And once you're out, you're out. There's no coming back. Mm, well, I would definitely like to stay inside the circle.
But the fact is, Greg, with the knowledge you've been given, you are now on the inside of what I like to call... "the Byrnes family circle of trust." I keep nothing from you, you keep nothing from me... and round and round we go.
See, if I can't trust you, Greg, then I have no choice... but to put you right back outside the circle. And once you're out, you're out. There's no coming back. Mm, well, I would definitely like to stay inside the circle.
The hint was an anagram for Bobby Milk who was the nickname of Rober De Niro who played Jack Byrnes in Meet the Focker, which was the inspiration of Circle of Trust
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This april fools is like a crazy scavenger hunt, we are bound to see each other lol
(also to answer your question, the PM took forever to come for me, but the only text was "(Never) trust a circle," which when commented on 07, let to the scrambled anagram text, which unscrambled to Bobby Milk, and so on)
Are these all meta references in some ways to past April Fools events on reddit? The original posts announcing no event linked to the history of each event/year.
Well, now, listen here, Greg, with all that fancy knowin' you done got, yer done found yerself smack-dab in the middle of what I reckon I call... "the Byrnes family circle of trust." Ain't hidin' nothin' from ya, you ain't hidin' nothin' from me... an' 'round an' 'round we go, like a dang ol' merry-go-round.
Ya see, if'n I cain't put my trust in ya, ol' Greg, then I ain't got no choice... but to huck ya right on outta that circle. An' once yer out, yer out. Ain't no crawlin' back in. Mm, well, I'd surely 'preciate bein' in that circle, if'n I had my druthers.
So, uh, you know, Greg, like, the thing is, you know a bunch of stuff now, right? So you’re, like, on the inside of what I call… “the Byrnes family circle of trust.” It’s kinda like, you know, I don’t keep secrets from you, and you don’t keep secrets from me… and it’s like we keep going round and round like that, you know?
And, uh, see, Greg, if I can’t trust you, man, then, like, I gotta, you know, I gotta put you right back outside the circle, you know what I mean? And when you’re out, you’re out, like, for good. You can’t come back in. Uh, yeah, you know, I’d really, really like to stay inside the circle, for sure.
Ladies and gentlemen, let me tell you the truth here. The fact of the matter is, Greg, you’ve been given access to the deep inner workings of what I’m calling the “Byrnes family globalist circle of trust.” It’s a cabal, folks. I’m telling you everything, and you’re telling me everything—it’s like a never-ending cycle of truth and transparency, and it’s breaking the globalist mind control!
But here’s the deal, Greg, if I can’t trust you, if you’re part of the deep state’s agenda, then, by God, I have no choice—I have to expose you! I have to put you right back on the outside of the circle, into the darkness! And when you’re out, you’re out! No more inside information! No redemption! Now, I’m telling you, Greg, you want to stay inside the circle! You want to stay with the truth warriors, fighting for liberty!
But the truth is, precious Greg, with the knowledge yesss you’ve been given, you are now in the insideses of what we calls… “the Byrnes family circle of trust.” Yesss, we keeps no secretses from you, you keeps no secretses from us… and round and round we goeses.
Ssssee, if we can’t trust you, Greg, then we has no choice… but to puts you right back outside the circle. And once you’re out, you’re out. There’s no coming back, no. Mm, well, we would definitely like to stay inside the circle, yesss we would.
Listen here, Greg, see, with all the dope you been given, you’re now part of what I like to call… “the Byrnes family circle of trust,” capisce? I don’t keep nothin’ from you, you don’t keep nothin’ from me… and that’s how we do business, round and round.
Now, if I can’t trust you, Greg, if you go playin’ me for a fool… well, then I got no choice but to boot you right outta the circle. And once you’re out, you’re out. There ain’t no comin’ back. Mm, so you better make sure you wanna stay in the circle, if you know what’s good for ya.
Well, well, well, isn’t that special, Gregory? You see, my dear, with all the fancy knowledge you’ve been blessed with, you’re now a VIP member of what little ol’ me likes to call… “the Byrnes family circle of trust.” Oh, how divine! I don’t keep any secrets from you, you don’t keep any secrets from me… and round and round we go, like a heavenly carousel.
Now, listen carefully, dearie, if I can’t trust you, sweet Gregory, then little ol’ me has no choice… but to give you the boot right out of our precious circle. And once you’re out, oh dear, you’re out for good. No redemption for you! Mm, well, I would definitely like to stay inside the circle, wouldn’t that be just lovely?
Greg, you must comprehend the peculiar reality in which you now find yourself entrenched, for it is through the knowledge conferred upon you that you have become an initiate of the recondite order I designate as… “the Byrnes’ sanguine circle of fidelity.” It is a realm of unvarnished revelations, where secrets dissolve into shadowless lucidity, and thus our mutual candor begets an eternal gyre of trust.
And yet, should trust be sundered, Greg, I am compelled by inescapable necessity to relegate you to the cold hinterlands beyond the circle’s luminous circumference. Once exiled, you are severed, irrevocably so, from this arcane communion. Mm, a fate most dire, from which I yearn to be spared.
So listen, Greg, here’s the thing. The thing is, you’re in, you’re way inside, you’re right here in the center, the heart of it, of what I call… “the Byrnes spiral of trust.” I lay it all out, all of it, nothing hidden, you do the same, you show me everything… and we spin, we spin together, round and round.
But see, it’s all about trust, Greg, gotta trust you, gotta believe in you. If I don’t, then I cut you loose, I cut you out, push you out of the spiral. And once you’re gone, you’re gone, no return, no way back. Mm, you want in, you want to stay in, to be part of the spin.
But the fact (or perhaps, the enigma) is, Greg—this name, a simple utterance, a construct of language, and yet carrying such weight—you have crossed through the thresholds of awareness, the labyrinthine corridors of knowing, and have arrived at what I shall designate as: “the Byrnes family circle of trust.” A geometric shape, a circle, continuous, infinite, and yet so finite in its implications. Trust, that ethereal and elusive element, a bond between souls, becomes our guide in this Möbius-like dance. I, a keeper of truths, share my entirety with you; you, in turn, reciprocate in kind… and so we revolve in ceaseless perpetuity.
Observe, if I cannot place my faith in you, Greg (and here, faith itself is a construct, at once fragile and unwavering), it becomes an inescapable imperative… to cast you beyond the confines of the circle. Expulsion, exile. Once relegated to the outer realms, the outside, the margins, the return is an impossibility. There is no reentry. Mm, your desire, Greg, is unequivocally to maintain presence within the circle.
If you joined the subreddit you got a hint, that hint was an anagram for Bobby Milk or something like that, which is a name for the person saying that quote.
But the fact is, Greg, with the knowledge you've been given, you are now on the inside of what I like to call... "the Byrnes family circle of trust." I keep nothing from you, you keep nothing from me... and round and round we go.
See, if I can't trust you, Greg, then I have no choice... but to put you right back outside the circle. And once you're out, you're out. There's no coming back. Mm, well, I would definitely like to stay inside the circle.
EDIT: LMAOOO. For context, the hint ("BY IBM OK LB") was an anagram of "BOBBY MILK," Robert De Niro's nickname. (Thanks to either the AprilKnights or Snakeroom discord for figuring that out, idk which.) So I just pasted some of De Niro's lines from Meet the Parents and apparently it worked. (Meet the Parents was an inspiration for the Circle of Trust, according to this post: https://www.redditinc.com/blog/looking-back-at-r-circleoftrust/)
Also, it looks like just the first sentence of this quote is needed to trigger the "SUCCESS" message, but you do need the right punctuation.
But the fact is, Greg, with the knowledge you've been given, you are now on the inside of what I like to call... "the Byrnes family circle of trust." I keep nothing from you, you keep nothing from me... and round and round we go.
See, if I can't trust you, Greg, then I have no choice... but to put you right back outside the circle. And once you're out, you're out. There's no coming back. Mm, well, I would definitely like to stay inside the circle.
EDIT: LMAOOO. For context, the hint ("BY IBM OK LB") was an anagram of "BOBBY MILK," Robert De Niro's nickname. (Thanks to either the AprilKnights or Snakeroom discord for figuring that out, idk which.) So I just pasted some of De Niro's lines from Meet the Parents and apparently it worked. (Meet the Parents was an inspiration for the Circle of Trust, according to this post: https://www.redditinc.com/blog/looking-back-at-r-circleoftrust/)
Also, it looks like just the first sentence of this quote is needed to trigger the "SUCCESS" message, but you do need the right punctuation.
But the fact is, Greg, with the knowledge you've been given, you are now on the inside of what I like to call... "the Byrnes family circle of trust." I keep nothing from you, you keep nothing from me... and round and round we go.
But the fact is, Greg, with the knowledge you've been given, you are now on the inside of what I like to call... "the Byrnes family circle of trust." I keep nothing from you, you keep nothing from me... and round and round we go.
See, if I can't trust you, Greg, then I have no choice... but to put you right back outside the circle. And once you're out, you're out. There's no coming back. Mm, well, I would definitely like to stay inside the circle.
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u/Dalorleon Apr 01 '23 edited Apr 02 '23
But the fact is, Greg, with the knowledge you've been given, you are now on the inside of what I like to call... "the Byrnes family circle of trust." I keep nothing from you, you keep nothing from me... and round and round we go.
See, if I can't trust you, Greg, then I have no choice... but to put you right back outside the circle. And once you're out, you're out. There's no coming back. Mm, well, I would definitely like to stay inside the circle.
EDIT: LMAOOO. For context, the hint ("BY IBM OK LB") was an anagram of "BOBBY MILK," Robert De Niro's nickname. (Thanks to either the AprilKnights or Snakeroom discord for figuring that out, idk which.) So I just pasted some of De Niro's lines from Meet the Parents and apparently it worked. (Meet the Parents was an inspiration for the Circle of Trust, according to this post: https://www.redditinc.com/blog/looking-back-at-r-circleoftrust/)
Also, it looks like just the first sentence of this quote is needed to trigger the "SUCCESS" message, but you do need the right punctuation.