r/pics • u/OpticArousal • Jun 26 '12

Suspended Bedroom

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u/rahorakhty Jun 26 '12

Could you imagine drunkenly falling out of that.

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u/acog Jun 27 '12

Actually if you look at the 3D view of the room it's clear that if you somehow fell out, it wouldn't be a huge deal. The photo makes it look like you'd take a huge plunge but the 3D model makes it clear that the opening of the room is positioned well over the landing.

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u/marler92 Jun 26 '12

Can you imagine during sex, falling out of that?

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

Join us at r/roomporn

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u/Dragday Jun 27 '12

how many "r/SOMETHINHGporn" are there? I will just try r/pornporn now.

EDIT: Just tried r/pornporn NSFW IS CONFIRMED

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u/Faceluck Jun 27 '12

Is anyone else busily trying to imagine how exactly they engineered such a room to make sure it wouldn't... I don't know... just rip loose from the support beams?

I mean, realistically, a bed, one or more people, and any additional weights placed in there have got to be doing terrible things to the structure.

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u/dirtyfries Jun 26 '12

Just looks inconvenient.

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u/Justascienceteacher Jun 26 '12

"How about you come into my box tonight?"

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

It looks neat, but it's not really well thought out and it's obviously made to look cool more than anything.

I mean.. the TV isn't even pointed at the bed and it looks like it's from 1950. Where is your modern entertainment shit ? Whats up with the stupid lights on the weird nightstands which now have no purpose. Lights should be mounted on the walls. TV thrown away and then maybe finish moving into the rest of the room.

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u/zamakusi Jun 26 '12

I guess the TV is turned to the camera because it's back looks ugly.

source: architectural photography

Being an old tv though could be just the personal choice of the decorator.

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u/iSkat3 Jun 27 '12

The problem with this is that I drink.

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u/suchaloser Jun 26 '12

Looks like the bedroom in The Ring.

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u/subwayhero Jun 26 '12

That fucking tube TV just nails it

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u/SquareMelon Jun 27 '12

God imagine waking up and needing a piss real bad! That would be such a headache.

Unless!

Attach bouncy slide to the edge which can be folded up when polite company is round. Then no headache at all. The stay in bed vs go to the bathroom dilemma would be solved with the addition of a fun slide! Always bathroom!!

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u/00zero00 Jun 27 '12

What is the weight limit?

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u/hotchai Jun 26 '12

I love it... but my tummy feels queasy looking at it.

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u/Idiosyncyto Jun 26 '12

I guess you could threaten to kick someone out of your room, and actually follow through with the threat. lol.

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u/woofers02 Jun 26 '12

The fronts of my shins started bleeding just looking at that.

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u/thadrine Jun 27 '12

There is no way that would survive a Saturday or Tuesday night in my house...(those are the nights me and the wife usually have sex)

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u/shibalover19 Jun 27 '12

How do you baby proof your home? Door locks wouldnt help, knob covers, nope. Oh, i know, put a mattress on the floor on the first floor just in case the little tyke slips while crawling into bed at night. Better yet, a trampoline!

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

Nice TV, stupid room.

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u/captainbozo Jun 27 '12

First thing I thought was "No Fat Chicks"

does this make me a bad person

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u/novemberrrain Jun 27 '12

Slightly less terrifying Sky Cell?