r/pics • u/[deleted] • Jun 24 '12

He doesn't like crabs ...

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u/latin_gravitas Jun 24 '12

Oh Jobie, wit'cha peein in the water, OHHH!

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u/nothinnerdy Jun 25 '12

Oh dawwg you naaaaasty!

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u/BFSkinner Jun 24 '12 edited Jun 24 '12

I bet it was stung by a jellyfish. What great presence of mind that dog has.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

I'm fucking won't kiss a crab or lobster again.

...and that goes with the jellyfish too.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

He owns that crab. The crab is now his.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

It's actually a mobile territoy marker now.

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u/GunHungLo Jun 25 '12

this humiliates the crab

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u/Bic823 Jun 25 '12

Man, Rotties are awesome.

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u/Jaboomaphoo Jun 25 '12

Actually he loves crabs, that's why he's claiming it.

4

u/ManningTheHarpoons Jun 25 '12

Typical male, sticking his dick where there's crabs.

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u/kitties_and_khajiits Jun 24 '12

what kind of dog is that little one in the corner?

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

A 15 year old Dachshund. :-)

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '12

dog

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u/squ1dge Jun 24 '12

very brave... or very stupid.

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u/Pear33Marmalade Jun 24 '12

i like that he is making eye contact with the camera

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u/VPCoolT Jun 25 '12

Nope, those are HIS crabs.

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u/Herpes_hurricane Jun 25 '12

Did you name him R kelly?

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u/lolwuuut Jun 25 '12

My thoughts exactly. This is the R Kelly of dogs.

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u/BrianPurkiss Jun 25 '12

Hopefully the crab doesn't start snapping at the dangling stuff.

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u/Hyperboloidof2sheets Jun 25 '12

It's probably a fair guess to say that the crab isn't entirely fond of him, either.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

My dog eats crabs.

ಠ_ಠ

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

DAT NASTY OL DOG

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u/skalp69 Jun 25 '12

This is animal instinct: peing on animals u cant eat so that they loose their defense...

Canidaes use this technique to eat porcupines. This way, the porcupine loose its ball position in order to get fresh air and gets bitten on the belly.

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u/FizzBitch Jun 24 '12

Watch how good this dog mind me.

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u/Entropy72 Jun 25 '12

He also apparently pees from his paw too.