r/NewJerseyMarijuana • u/ngm219 • 15h ago
Is anyone else upset with Breakwater lately?
My 1/8th of Wedding Cake purchased 10/22. I bought two 1/8ths of this and two 1/8ths of Wave Runners and it’s all the same.
r/NewJerseyMarijuana • u/W61k3r • 1d ago
This post is in response to an observed campaign to exploit the rules put in place to protect NJ MJ consumers; Offenders are being tracked across multiple accounts and going private doesn't prevent visibility.
r/NewJerseyMarijuana • u/W61k3r • Jul 08 '26
**Edit** This is now being investigated by the CRC. This shows they are in the subreddit observing & I am impressed with the efforts in the last 2 quarters.
Been reviewing a stack of NJ COAs and the numbers don't survive basic mass balance.
THCA only exists in the trichome heads. Even the frostiest flower is about 20-25% trichome by dry weight, and that resin isn't pure acid either. Pressed near-pure trichome (hash rosin) tops out around 75-90% total cannabinoids, and THCA is only a slice of that. The rest of the bud has to physically be there: cellulose, protein, chlorophyll, moisture. That's why the ceiling for flower sits around 34%, and real high-THC flower lives in the 18-30% range. A number in the mid 30s or higher can't come from undoctored flower.
Decarb makes it worse. Total THC = (THCA × 0.877) + delta-9. So a total THC of 33% back-solves to roughly 37% THCA, which is already over the wall before the haircut even applies. If a COA shows total THC roughly equal to its THCA figure, the math is wrong on its face.
But an impossible number doesn't mean the lab faked it. The sample gets juiced before it ever reaches the bench. Two verbatim quotes from GMs of large NJ canopies:
"It's not doctoring if we add the trichomes that fell off during processing back onto the flower before we send it in."
"There's a margin of error in testing, so we pick the lab that errors in our favor. Everyone does it."
That's the whole game. Concentrate the heads, send a non-representative sample, shop for the friendliest error bar. The lab measures it accurately and still prints an impossible result, because the input was doctored. In NJ, none of this is illegal.
Independent data on the label-versus-reality gap: Safe Leaf Society's pre-roll study found products at about half their labeled THC and microbial fails across multiple licensees. https://www.safeleafsociety.com/data-1/project-one-h346n-zrz82
Stat-maxing buys shelf space, honest labs lose business, and the state's product looks more potent than it actually is.
The tells you can run on any COA yourself: total THC past about 32-34%, THCA past about 35%, or total THC that hasn't been knocked down from THCA by the 0.877 factor.
Anyone else tracking this batch to batch? What ceilings are actually holding for you?
r/NewJerseyMarijuana • u/ngm219 • 15h ago
My 1/8th of Wedding Cake purchased 10/22. I bought two 1/8ths of this and two 1/8ths of Wave Runners and it’s all the same.
r/NewJerseyMarijuana • u/Used-Independence182 • 16h ago
I know I know I did it to myself by copping MPX rosin. But this is another level of bad I didn’t think existed in the NJ market. I got these two delivered from cloud9 in North Plainfield who were offering them at half priced down to 35$ from 70$. Now I knew they were going to be extremely close to expiration and was perfectly fine with that.
Left side is MPX GMO and right is MPX Planet of The Grapes.
Cloud9 delivered extremely fast and was a pleasant experience. Just wish the rosin was smokable
r/NewJerseyMarijuana • u/justbustxxx • 20h ago
Update to Justice Animal Cookies x Wedding Cake post…. I went in to Ewing Bloc and showed them this screenshot and they did the exchange right away for a gg4 ounce. Sometimes if one never stops complaining, good things might happen🤷🏻♂️ So now i guess bloc aren’t complete scumbags, purchase with confidence. ✌️
r/NewJerseyMarijuana • u/Existing-Decision-33 • 1d ago
3.5 gm jar not double sealed. Has a #1 Bóveda humidity pack. Open it has nose of boiled sweet potato and barley . 2 chonks and a small one. The color is a visually stunning combo of oranges , greens and a touch of purple, marbled with trichomes. Taste is quite kush like spice. Effects are pleasant, enjoyable long lasting and relaxing. This Astro phenotype is quite proper. I was surprised then impressed. The only issue IMO it was a wee bit harsh. Most people won't notice it . Total terpines %1.72 THC %29. Nicked it for a penny at Authorized Dealers NB. $30 .
r/NewJerseyMarijuana • u/dlulloa216 • 19h ago
The Brick Township Council voted to consider allowing one cannabis dispensary within its limits on the Jersey Shore.
r/NewJerseyMarijuana • u/EAGLESRCHAMPS18 • 18h ago
Wow what a tale of 2 jars… let’s start with the good..
Starburst OG. 73u-120u Perfect moisture content, upon cracking the jar your hit with sweet fruity terps with a little bit of gas. Vapes clean at 475 in the proxy. Very heavy fruit notes, and very smooth. Thought it was one of my favorite Onyx jars that I’ve had and up there with other high end jars. Effects are euphoric and creative but not jittery. I’ve loved it for social effects too. All in all it’s a great jar, I recommend it.
Now for the bad. Pie Hoe. First both of these jars were the same price and both listed as limited batch. However this was 45u-159u. Almost everyone would agree that is at least a tier lower in quality and most would consider that tier 3. So off the get I was pretty upset at that, there’s zero chance I would have bought this if I knew it was 45u-159u quality. With that said cracking the jar it smells good. Earthy grape smell is how I’d describe it. Moisture content definitely not as good as the Starburst. Seshed at 475 in the proxy and the first inhale is ok some good grape terps but after that it becomes harsh and muted. It’s a very noticeable step down in quality. Onyx needs to either go to a tier system with their rosin or use the same micron bags so that there’s some consistency. Very frustrated by this though and probably would avoid Onyx going forward unless I know the material and micron size before hand. It shouldn’t be roulette buying rosin from a company. It’s a shame because the Starburst was a really really good product.
r/NewJerseyMarijuana • u/Existing-Decision-33 • 1d ago
Pheno Tommy , Purple Haze.
r/NewJerseyMarijuana • u/UngKnglther • 1d ago
Seeing live resin, live rosin, live sauce, and live terps all on the same shelf and half of them look like distillate with something sprayed back in. Is there a rule for what can be called live here, or has it turned into a marketing word? Whats your tests for telling them apart before you pay?
r/NewJerseyMarijuana • u/_Jersey • 1d ago
Purchased from Case Verde $28 otd after $5 off using points.
Came with a $.05 .5g pre-roll
I can't get over how good this strain smells. Deliight's Facetz (Pavé X Gastro Popz). As soon as you open the bag you get hit with the smell of berries and citrus, followed by gas and a little funk. Each time I smell it I pickup different notes.
I'd definitely use this as a nighttime smoke, this stuff knocks me out. I tried wake n baking and ended up falling back asleep. The smoke is pretty smooth, decent moisture. Large, fluffy, slightly sticky buds that can be broken apart by hand.
It's pretty potent, a couple hits are all you need. It hits me in the face as soon as I exhale, this feeling slowly washes down as I become more and more sedated.
I give it a 7.5 out of 10. My main complaint is I'm a bit more prone to headaches after smoking this, that could just be me though. For the price I'm happy, I'll have to check out more from Delight and Kai.
r/NewJerseyMarijuana • u/dlulloa216 • 1d ago
A crackdown on shady New Jersey smoke shops is continuing as smoke shops are being shut down by police in both conservative and more progressive counties and towns.
r/NewJerseyMarijuana • u/EconomistUnusual8350 • 1d ago
My last account was banned for posting🍃 related content. Starting over on this account. Chasineastcoasterps-
Grape cream cake x grape ape = grape candy
1st picture is the grape ape 🦍
I have been a pretty big advocate for leiffa and gruv as of lately. They generally sit around the 40-50$ a gram range which isn’t too extreme for me
The grape ape was absolutely mouth coating. The most flavorful rosin I have tried in jersey yet. Even more so than the grape romance I tried recently. To clarify the most recent batch of grape ape isn’t as good as the one that dropped two months ago. It’s pretty harsh now but it still tastes pretty good. A generic middle of the road hybrid effects for me.
The grape candy was actually the same flavor profile as the grape ape. It was hard to tell a difference. I do believe the gruv melted a little bit cleaner. Whilst the effects of the grape candy were more pronounced.
I think you can still find the grape candy on some shelves. I saw it at ohm theory. I highly recommend it. I haven’t had rosin that tasty since. So about a month and half ago
r/NewJerseyMarijuana • u/courtycourt420 • 19h ago
Blackwood area
r/NewJerseyMarijuana • u/EastCoastCraps • 1d ago
Headed to AC .. anyone picked up anything interesting?
TIA. 😎😎
r/NewJerseyMarijuana • u/DownWithOCP • 1d ago
I'm on day four of a six-day tolerance break. I plan to take a 50 mg THC:CBN 1:1 ratio gummy on Friday late night and a 30 mg gummy early in the evening. And I plan to take 50 mg with 100 mg each of CBD and CBN next Tuesday. Will I undo my break?
r/NewJerseyMarijuana • u/Necessary_Mousse3158 • 1d ago
I think its about time some of these flowers get shipped out of state for testing and thc %. I relate it to when someone tried to sell you a bag of swag for top price even though he knew what he had and what he was selling—u knew laughed and walked away
well i look at it like these companies are doing the same thing… blatantly lying knowing damn well they aint pushing those numbers consistently across all strains so i see it the same way
i never heard a brand say this is testing at just an unbelievable number lets get it done again… and even if they do its the same damn labs….. they use certain calibrations on the gs-ms to produce higher numbers ive been told
r/NewJerseyMarijuana • u/Ok-Reason-2345 • 1d ago
I used to go to enlighten for brute’s roots product I loved it but I can’t find them at any dispensary near me or in Marlton/Cherry Hill.
r/NewJerseyMarijuana • u/Alshanee • 2d ago
I read after buying this that the first batch was labeled 42% lol. I got a lot of hate and I agree because those numbers are insane.
It’s good smoke tho that I’d probably never buy again. I only got an eighth but I usually buy quarters but whatever, came out to $42. It’s been a while since I’ve paid that much for just an eighth.
The high is good , the taste at first came across earthy then as you fully exhale the flavors taste come in. The dank with hint of fruit. I mean the smell alone from the bag is giving hooch and ⛽️. Like the sweet smell is sour like a fermented fruit.
If I could find this strain in bulk for a good price I’d probably never find good stuff in bulk or I just look at the wrong time when stuff has sold out already.
r/NewJerseyMarijuana • u/CommunicationFancy11 • 2d ago
Been hearing some positive reviews on their rosin, would anyone recommend any of these?
r/NewJerseyMarijuana • u/idc4thisbro • 3d ago
tried 3 of their strains now, the only one that failed me is piñata. megaboof was amazing and i just tried blue z tonight and another great one but not on the same level as megaboof . i prefer blue z though because its more grounding . it’s very smooth , and definitely a hybrid cuz it had me thinking outside the box and the music felt amazing . i recommend this to anyone that wants something more on the healing and calm side . totally refreshed me after stressful week .
r/NewJerseyMarijuana • u/sick-city-623 • 3d ago
Ok , this Obama runtz smokes amazing . Its smooth and so sticky . The taste on it was literally perfect 👌. And this is a perfect example as to why I dont follow these thc percentages . This smoke is more stoned then alot of the stuff I have picked up recently... im also putting up some shots of the gak from GL . Ill be trying it soon . Stay stoned and stay beautiful 💜
r/NewJerseyMarijuana • u/sick-city-623 • 3d ago
Ill be home in like an hour , any one try these strains yet from either of these brands ? . I love green lightning , and g13 haze has always been one of my favorite strains . So I have high hopes for that one . Now the other brand , my dad's stash i have not tried , but I like Obama runtz . Give me some good news before I get home !
r/NewJerseyMarijuana • u/No-Two6781 • 3d ago
Hey looking for good strain suggestions from breakwater or another well cured brand that is good for medicinal use I am lookinfg for suggestions from med patients pics of my spine for attention I am also asking my doctors about medical marijuana studies through rwj and utilizing marijuana instead of narcotics