I kept trying to figure out where it comes apart to refill it with vape juice.

It doesn’t. This massive fucking dildo is meant to be thrown away. He’s had it for one day and it’s already at 6% juice left.

All disposable vapes are bad, however he’s trying to quit smoking with them, but this is just ridiculous. It even lights up like my fucking PC setup.

I got off the pouches and pod devices about 5 years ago and cigarettes over 10 years ago and I’m so glad. I can’t imagine what other wasteful designs there are out there.

Geek Bar Burj for anyone curious.

I am 32 years of age lol.

It wont bend back and I’m not taking any chances 😩

*edit: the lightbulb in my bathroom blew out, so i took a picture of it out here.

*edit 2: Euros don’t use applicators, cool!

Edit: we found the butter meter at the top left, double butter is the best. Got lucky, maybe AMC butter next time but I didn’t see it

Trying to get pregnant here and this is a first.

Went to donate plasma (not my first time) and the phlebotomist who poked me this time poked through the vein where I normally donate, continued to extract blood, and when the machine went to put it back in after separating the plasma my arm started swelling and I got a hematoma. Ok, no problem. We can use the other arm. She then proceeded to do the exact same thing on my other arm, too! They deferred me and I can't donate again until November, which makes me ineligible for the timed new patient bonus.

I know that it happens, and it's not that serious, but man does it suck. I feel like I look crazy and I live somewhere hot so I can't wear sleeves to cover it up. Oh well, I guess. On to the next side hustle.

Edit to clear up confusion: I did get paid for my previous donations, but because I'm now deferred I can't go back until Nov. The new patient bonus is a timed offer where it's like complete X many donations by X date and receive X amount of money. I still had a few more bonus payments to go that I was anticipating putting toward bills. Counted my chickens before they hatched 💔 Sorry, I didn't realize my post wasn't clear about that. I will not be doing this again even after my deferment is up, learned my lesson for sure.

Edit #2: Pls stop tearing me up I now know phlebotomist isn't the same as nurse 😭 my bad

Nope, just another day at the pump for unleaded.

Felt like this flair fits well.

I leave my tampons in a jar in the windowsill for some w decor, forgot that glass=heat in this 34 degree british weather, went to change my tampon and burned my cooch, then had to sit on the toilet blowing a tampon like its soup till the plastic cooled down enough to use.

This picture speaks for itself. May possibly even be more than just mildly infuriating.

I usually get 2 to 3 days before switching jeans. I keep blowing out my crouch in the same area. Two levis and one Duluth ballroom jeans

Every month or two, my beard decides to betray and stab me.

This time it's been stuck for a few hours and actually hurts when I fail with tweezers.

I'm all ears if anyone has legit tips on what to try next.

UPDATE:
Thanks for the tips everyone! Learned that my tweezers are crap and to buy legit ones, alongside with these balms and child-size syringes for future episodes.

TRIED
-Push and Tweezer: failed (with emasculating pain this time for some reason)
-Medical Tape: failed (but got out 2 other beard splinters I hadn't even notice?)
-Soaking in soap water: failed
-Soaking in epsum salt water: failed
-Acne patch: failed

SUCCESS:
So waiting it overnight and a new pair of tweezers did the trick.
Like some explained, I think the hair had time to move away from the nerve, because digging into it with the new tweezers was absolutely fine today. I can only describe the previous failed attempts as amplified deep rooted nerve pain that make papercuts feel friendly, with decade old tweezers on top of that, and I'm glad that's done with.

Thanks for your input everyone; cylinder remained unharmed.

Yes, the followers of Timothy McVeigh belong on a terrorist watchlist. Absolutely 100%. So stop texting me about it.

I don't live in Alaska or anywhere near it. USPS says Priority Mail is 2 to 3 days anywhere in the continental USA.

Why does somebody think this is OK. Right in front of him is a huge area he could’ve turned around in.

Yes this is stated in my delivery instructions that you are welcome to turn around in the rear of the house where I have a giant concrete roundabout.

Jesus Christ people, the driveway is 9 feet wide which is standard for a 1955. For everybody that says I need to widen my driveway or put in a roundabout, PM me and I’ll send you my Zelle if you wanna pay for it.

Anyone who thinks this man’s behavior is OK is clearly not a homeowner and you probably shouldn’t be.

I’m also an Amazon Flex driver myself and former pizza driver, between the two I have about nine years of delivery driving. I have never done anything even close to this. If you’re not capable of backing up and you’re scared of busy roads you should not be a delivery driver. I have personally dealt with stuff way sketchier than my own driveway and I managed to not turn around in people’s yards.

The mental gymnastics some of you are doing to justify this man’s behavior is unreal and it scares me that you walk among us in this world.

And there were 4 more bins like this. Sometimes I just blame premature gate check on the generation of passengers that didn’t grow up playing Tetris, but this is just ridiculous on the crew’s part.

Am I overreacting? Ordered a large pizza for delivery. I thought that was a normal pizza order.

“Yeah sure, whenever your next availability is”

Stated 6 times over the year,

Sealed my fate.

A dentist, a doctor appointment, an echocardiograph, an mri, a meeting with the crown, and fighting a traffic ticket from a year ago, all on the same date.

All randomly assigned to me by 6 different agencies.

I only noticed they were all the same day bc a family member died; I went to book that date off at work for a funeral and they told me I had already booked it off a month ago.

Like omg lol.