r/funny • • Jun 27 '12

I bought ONE thing at Toys R' Us...

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u/dudemeister5000 Jun 27 '12

Upvote for keeping your car clean.

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u/DirtyShamonuhh Jun 27 '12

Just imagine how many times the cashiers have to replace the receipt paper on a daily basis

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

If you work register for a 6-8 hour shift you will go through 2-3 rolls of receipt tape. Before the coupon system was introduced it was 1 roll a day. Source: Me.

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u/hinduguru Jun 27 '12

Just imagine how many lumberjacks Toys R' Us needs to hire on a daily basis

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

It was a pony toy for your "little sister", right?

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u/christian-mann Jun 27 '12 edited Apr 26 '14

Sure, his little sister.

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u/SoggyCheez Jun 27 '12

It looks like you won't need toilet paper for a few days.

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u/anthony955 Jun 27 '12

As a cashier at CVS, I imagine between us and Toys R' Us, we'll have the Amazon cleared in about a year or two.

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u/hobenscoben Jun 27 '12

It took me a second to realize that the long receipts of CVS and Toys 'R' Us weren't going to put Amazon.com out of business.

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u/FromaLand Jun 27 '12

How did you buy a car that nice at Toys R' Us?

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u/TubbyFlounder Jun 27 '12

Lexus ES 350. almost 40,000. We're onto you.

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u/ilikpankaks Jun 27 '12

I'm glad to know that I'm not the only one that was more distracted by the car than the receipt length.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

You're either anal about keeping your car immaculately clean, or this is a well played Lexus ad.

...and that's a long receipt, too.

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u/tyrannofuckingsaurus Jun 27 '12

Congratulations. You're now the wealthiest man in Zimbabwe.

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u/hinduguru Jun 27 '12

TIL they use 5 different currencies in zimbabwe

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u/Nk-Inc Jun 27 '12

THEY GAVE YOU COUPONS. FREE MONEY MAN, FREE MONEY AND YOU GONNA COMPLAIN!?!?!?!?!?

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u/AdviCeSC2 Jun 27 '12

The guys driving a Lexus.. I think FREE MONEY is the last thing on his mind

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u/RichJanney Jun 27 '12

The cash register has a stutter...

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

Bought Settlers of Catan from Toys R Us last week. We used the receipt for a score card due to the fact it was 4' long, and had a nice plain backing to it.

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u/khaelbee Jun 27 '12

i work at a portrait studio inside a babies r us... our customers get all of that plus the (seriously) foot long receipt from us. and then the company gets on us about being "more green"

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u/inferno272 Jun 27 '12

It's so you can't return anything, can't walk back in carrying that thing flying around in the wind would look ridiculous

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u/c0nd1t Jun 27 '12

Thank you for your purchase. Could you throw this away for us? Thanks! We're real busy selling toys and just don't have time to throw them away. Thanks again.

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u/THAT_IS_NOT_OCD_14 Jun 27 '12

Here's 50 cents off an item you will probably never buy!

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u/thegreatgazoo Jun 27 '12

And of course that paper is covered in BPA, which is just perfect for a store that sells merchandise for kids.